Chicken on a Stick (611 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.33 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Demos (View user info) at 2006-02-03 03:13:09 EST
I am in the Military in Korea it sucks for the most part, but every now and then you get a priceless gem of a moment such as this:
It was Saturday night, and I can remember it well for I was playing one of my favorite nerdy computer games (I'm a dork, especially since I was under 21 at this point in time, and unable to drink).
My two friends, Ryan and Mike came pounding at my barracks door at about 11 pm drunk as all hell.
Now, I usually dont see these two like this, and their usually pretty laid back people, but that night they were giggling like 2 college school girls in pajamas...naked...yea college girls naked is better...with pillows...and fighting, yes 2 giggling naked college girls in a pillow fight AWSOME!
Anyways, they were laughing in hysterics. And the first thing they ask me is "are you hungry", and I'm thinking "yea, I kinda am" and their all like "well were outa money and we want to go get some chicken on a stick" pause for a minute.
Let me explain the deliciousness that is CHICKEN ON A STICK! Its lovley little nuggets of random chickent parts impaled on a wooden stick and coated in caramly hot sauce from heaven, and then roasted to perfection in all its gooey goodness.
So were walking down the street in whats commonly called "the ville" Its a strip of bars sitting outside of just about any and every military post in the world.
Well about two blocks down theres this shack where Adashi (Guy, dude, uncle, man, in Korean) sells these stickeded chickens. As were walking down these 2 blocks (my friends are staggering)...and I'm noticing something...different, not just a little different, but hella different, every fucking car parked on that street had a stick protruding out of every tire. And I'm thinking "NO...just...NO". So in all my stupidness I continue onto the chicken shack. We order our chicken and start eating it right there on the street and start walking back up and my friend points to a car and says "look, we missed that one", my friends take my two sticks and shove them into the tires of the car...now you wouldnt think this would be easy, but apparently they had to technique down pretty well because those sticks went into the tire like a hot knife through butter.
They both start cracking up...all of a sudden, Ryan gets this great idea "DUDE!!! What if...we pulled them out?!" And procedes to yank a stick out of a tire, "PSSSSSSSHHH!!!" the angry tire said. This was no small noise, I T...W A S...L O U D!!! Suddenly the CP patroll came walking down the street. pause.
CP Patroll is basically a bunch of people that have to stay up all night playing baby sitter and busting people that are drunk and do stupid shit (what were my friends doing again?).
"HEY SOLDIER! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!" one of the CP's yells out.
My friend Mike just took off running in the other direction, leaving me and Ryan standing there looking guilty as all hell.
This night, I learnt that Ryan has the incredible power of being able to lie himself out of anything...and he did just that.
He immediatly assumes the position of Parade Rest, and says "well Sergeant, I was walking down this here street and I noticed this here stick sticking out of this here tire...well I figured that it would be better for the people to walk up and see their tire is flat then drive off and get in an accident because of it."
The CP just looks at him and says "Alright, have a good night" and let us go.
We walked straight back to the barracks and I was sworn to never talk of that night ever again. I'm not really talking though, I'm typing. :)
User Reviews
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-07-26 18:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
smart man, your friend
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-03 13:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-03 03:23:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick to fighting, not writing.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-03 13:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The best part is I didn't even read this one.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-03 13:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Double post.
If you don't learn now, you never will.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Bah.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what? you pulled a stick out of a tyre? oh no i hope you weren't court martialled or shagged up the arse in one of those big gay army bum sessions.
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chicken on a stick = Chicken Satay
Die please
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have kept that promise.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-03 04:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-03 03:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick to fighting, not writing.