My self assessment (461 hits)
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Submitted by Spacey (View user info) at 2006-02-03 06:23:26 EST
Once a month I have a self assessment with the senior partner of the company I work for. I have to fill out a form and discuss it with him, this month I have no idea what to write and I need your help!
I'll give you a little background information about my job. I work for a small independant estate agent. I sell houses occassionally. The rest of the day is generally spent drinking diet coke and wondering why I've been left in the office on my own again. Sometimes I answer the phone and reply to e-mails, but I think that a vast majority of my time at work is spent staring out of the window waiting for something exciting to happen.
These are the questions I need to answer. My appraisal is in three hours...go go gadget uberers!!
What has worked for me this month?
What problems have I encountered
What will I do to improve business/performance (name three things with timescales)
Any other comments or concerns to discuss?
If you don''t help, this is the form I'm going to give in.........(you will have my unemployment on your concionce if you don't help)
User Reviews
Submitted by ikillclowns (user info) at 2006-02-04 05:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sort of funny. Could have been better. +1 for effort.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was funny.
Put "sex" down for every answer.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't need sugary goodness cupcake .
What you need is a mouthful of salty goodness . No protein for you though , so get on your knees , you can lick my balls
Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:56:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hate to go against popular opinion, but the "Higher wage and free cookies" part made me laugh.
I'd go with it just like you have it. Some employers appreciate honesty.
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When I first started we had free cookies, but our office is doing really badly so we don't get any kind of sugary goodness free any more :(
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hate to go against popular opinion, but the "Higher wage and free cookies" part made me laugh.
I'd go with it just like you have it. Some employers appreciate honesty.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:14:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2006-02-03 06:43:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
.........(you will have my unemployment on your concionce if you don't help)
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I just noticed the worst spelling EVAR!! I can't even blame it on a typo...who'd have thought I went to a grammar school?
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Not me.
DAMN STRAIGHT!
Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:16:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like the way you write uppercase 'E's
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That's ok, I don't like the way yuo keep killing small animals and leaving them on my doorstep. That is you, right?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like the way you write uppercase 'E's
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-03 07:46:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for being estate agent scum. No offense but its the dirtiest job ever worse than arms dealers, US presidents and baby snatchers.
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Being a baby snatcher is a job?!?!?! Fuck career day they lied to me!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2006-02-03 06:43:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
.........(you will have my unemployment on your concionce if you don't help)
*****
I just noticed the worst spelling EVAR!! I can't even blame it on a typo...who'd have thought I went to a grammar school?
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Not me.
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-03 07:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for being estate agent scum. No offense but its the dirtiest job ever worse than arms dealers, US presidents and baby snatchers.
Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2006-02-03 06:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
.........(you will have my unemployment on your concionce if you don't help)
*****
I just noticed the worst spelling EVAR!! I can't even blame it on a typo...who'd have thought I went to a grammar school?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-03 06:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The ability to speak shit and blag your way through this stuff is invaluable. Luckily, I'm so full of it it's second nature to me.
Good luck!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-03 06:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Start killing the mouth breathers. There was one in the lift this morning. She stood there and just panted.