A confession. (539 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.32 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2006-02-03 09:31:43 EST
I just can not help myself. I tried it for the first time a few years ago. I was drunk and stupid. I had thought about it before but knew it was wrong and tried to put it "in the vault". Being a "man" I should have been stronger. But my urge and curiosity just got the better of me.
Once I tried it I knew I was hooked. So long and slender. They look weird but once you put it in your mouth it just feels right. Why are they so enticing,damnit?! That pink skin. I like them hard.I would smother it with things that I thought it would make it more appealing.
At first it was only when I would get really drunk. Then I realized I would only get drunk to have an excuse for doing it. I was getting drunk three to four times a week.
After showing up for work day after day with a hangover I am finally giving up and coming out the closet.
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog." - Dirty Harry
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-03 13:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
Now I want one.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har hotdogs
Submitted by BingBongBing (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 only because if I had been the one to write I would have gotten all -2......assholes.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 Street meat +1 you were drunk, so that's a partial excuse
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*groan*
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:58:37 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:51:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah, saw it coming but it was still funny.
I presume you're an easy lay.
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At least THAT was funny.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ach.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:51:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah, saw it coming but it was still funny.
I presume you're an easy lay.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah, saw it coming but it was still funny.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:46:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are teh clevarr.
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:43:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
You could see that one coming
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What they said.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are teh clevarr.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:43:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
You could see that one coming
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love wieners too.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You could see that one coming
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mustard onions chilli
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh.