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Category: HumorRating: -1.71 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matchstick Man <i like ponies> (View user info) at 2006-02-03 15:28:01 EST
yeah... we made a calendar for the final in digital photo(shop) class
i know the penske truck is a little skewed
i know i didn't exactly apply the lighting effects properly for the underglow
i know the nissan looks to bright
i know these things, but they are beyond my skill as a photoshopper. if you want to try to make it look better, email me, i will send you the .psd, if i can still find it. but i still believe that at least one person will find enjoyment in looking at this picture, and many more will find enjoyment in the fact that they can't find the ninja... try looking for it for a week, then hopefully i'll remember to come back and post a version of this picture with him circled. and he's nowhere obvious, like driving a car or anything
one last warning: this picture's pretty big. i think it's 2550x1500something. enjoy.
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SECURE TRUNK
CODED A-11-A4Z
ROUTE TO KL:113
GMT 13:22:09
INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION TO USER: MATCHSTICKMAN/WWW.UBERSITE.COM
MESSAGE FOLLOWS:
HEY MATCHSTICKMAN, ASTRONAUTS SMITH AND BROWN HERE. WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THE COOL PIC, WE'RE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW OF THE SERVICE MODULE NOW AND WE CAN SEE IT OVER REDSKIESLOOKFAKE'S SHOULDER! THANKS FOR GIVING US SOMETHING TO LOOK AT BESIDES THAT BORING WALL OF CHINA!
END TRANSMISSION
CODED A-11-A4Z
ROUTE TO KL:344
END
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2006-02-04 02:56:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
You had a semester long class on photoshop and this was the best you could come up with? My dog has shit things that look better than this.
You're one of those people that breathes through their mouth aren't you?
You must really suck at life. This had better be a shitty alter.
You should be proud to get a -2 on this piece of shit. Don't even try next time.
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and where are your positive rated posts, douchebag? suck a cock and die
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-04 03:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I have seen better.
Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2006-02-04 02:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You had a semester long class on photoshop and this was the best you could come up with? My dog has shit things that look better than this.
You're one of those people that breathes through their mouth aren't you?
You must really suck at life. This had better be a shitty alter.
You should be proud to get a -2 on this piece of shit. Don't even try next time.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-02-04 02:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should seriously try to get your money back...
..and punch the teacher in the throat for being so fucking clueless as to how shitty you are.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-04 02:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOu failed thr class, right?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-04 02:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-02-04 02:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-04 02:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
K THX BYE
Man last time I got wasted I went around saying that. What a fuck.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-03 20:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have 56K dial-up and you can't spell or use capital letters.
I guess you suck more than I do...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-02-03 20:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly I really hope you're like a high school or first year design student. This is terrible. I mean, you didn't even find a decent font. It's like abysmal cut-and-paste. Total waste of PhotoChop.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I know I suck at this, but here it is anyway, please love me."
nnnnnNope.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+1 for the effort -3 for sucking
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you so much for making September my least favorite month of the year.
Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:36:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HELO THAR SCROLL-MONSTROSITY!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HELO THAR SCROLL-MONSTROSITY!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus tap-dancing Christ!!! I heard grunting and straining and realised it was my computer trying to load this thing.
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, i didn't realize the ninja was so obvious when you view it full-size. sorry. i'll do better next time >.<
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It'll take me all of September to scroll through the picture.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The ninja is above the silver car.
Suck it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
one last warning: this picture's pretty big. i think it's 25500000x1500000000000something. enjoy.
Apparently, you forgot to read Chapter 3 of the Ubersite Handbook, "How Not To Suck"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-03 15:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep your day job.