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Rating: -0.58 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Monkey (View user info) at 2006-02-03 16:52:24 EST


Now I just started my new job a couple of months ago. This is my first job that is not in retail. I've been a glorified paper pusher for years doing work on and off for the family business well now I have gone into the corporate work force... Man it sucks...

You see there is this one chick that is a self proclaimed stuck up kid... add on a few more insults to that and thats what I would call her. Her hoity toity ass is trying to make my life hell for God knows what reason.....

According to my boss, I have been doing extremely well, finishing all work early in a neat orderly fashion and not giving any complaint towards him (unlike the other two admin. people that I work with). Well I was hired for a new program that was to come in on the first of January, well it's been delayed so much that now it will not be coming in until April first. So they have me doing piddley little crap around the office like organinzing files, drawers, and playing on the computer for a few hours a day. This little crapper that sits near me came into the business through the same temp agency as myself, she was nice and all for a few weeks... then the BEOTCH came out with full force...

About a week ago or so "M" decides to tell me out of no where that I was hired for filing and making copies nothing more and that I should not expect to pay bills or do anything else that the boss was telling her to train me on. My shitter this made me mad but I let if fly it being the first time she said anything wrong to me. Then came Tuesday...I wasn't feeling well that day and wasn't being as talkative that day as normal...(which everyone would have thought good right?) She asked me to go get 3 files for her that the boss man said she would need for a project he had given her. Well I go get them no problem except I couldn't just bring them over on account of them being multiple volumes several inches thick. I wheeled them over to her in a chair that was not being used and said here ya go. She took one look at them and with the most attitude you could possibly imagine said well I guess this can be your little project then, and to top it off she gave one of those I hate you so here you go kind of smiles. I said fine ehh it will give me some work to do... I ask my boss what he needed done to each file, which he just wanted copies of a bill and voided check attached to the check copy."M" hears this looks at me says here and lays the originals on the end of her desk No big deal right? well I had ended up trapping myself in my desk with all the files and couldn't get out without it taking a while, so I asked her very politely ""M", Since I'm trapped in my desk would you mind going and making the copies for me." Her responce is NO with the same attitude as if she was the all holy queen and wouldn't stoop to the level of doing something for someone else. UHH,??? okay then is how I end up responding to that. Then just to burst her bubble a few minutes later she gets up just to wander around the damn office for no reason just to get up. I'm still stuck behind my desk so of course, "So, now can you make the copies for me since you are up?" is what she heard next from me...

Now, I know many have heard of deathray eyes or the maddog man I have never seen one aimed at me before. She did them with the most conteptness anyone could... I just started to giggle to myself and my day just got better after that... (she still hates me though... ehh who cares I like my job and am gonna keep it)

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-04 15:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

try writing this in a different format. it looks like you
just puked the story out.

no offense?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-04 02:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

needed a better ending- like you stabbing her in the heart

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-03 22:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Retail eh?

Seems like you're pushing your brain power.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-03 20:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I've seen worse.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-03 20:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Decent idea. Lackluster presentation.

Submitted by cdoggown (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"stuck up kid", sorry...

Submitted by cdoggown (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Man, if you are going to post a bunch of horseshit about your day at work because your mom doesnt ask you how your day was, please at least proof read for spelling. And why the hell would anyone proclaim themself to be a "spoiled kid"?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:00:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

Does this look like your blog?

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Most of the time. Yeah.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Does this look like your blog?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

a list of everyone who cares follows.

















































































Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Why don't you just make out with her and get it over with?

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-03 16:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

www.myspace.com

+1 because yes, work sucks.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-03 16:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Paula, it's not like you to be so snippy...


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