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Ubertines - More Than Words (663 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.54 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-02-03 23:39:40 EST




lame ass.JPG (107 kB)

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-06 08:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-04 07:08:30 (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad. I like the presentation, with the black box and negative picture.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-05 23:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hmm...

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-04 14:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent format and expression of feeling.

w00t.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-04 14:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-04 12:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

make it a 1.5

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-04 10:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting.

Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-04 10:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

neat idea man.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-04 09:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooohhhh...pretty cool idea.

Also, I was halfway expecting that Extreme song to start playing.

Yeah, I know. Pretty gay.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-04 07:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad. I like the presentation, with the black box and negative picture.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-04 04:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not too bad.

-Dave

Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2006-02-04 00:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shouldn't it work though? What the hell..

Once I told her that since I'd already "hit it" she should just let me go to town at my whim. This resulted in a good couple weeks of abstinence for me.

I'm not good at being what you call a "romantic."


Oh well, night all. I'm off.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'ma givin you a 1.5, cuz i know you could do better :(. plus the deer meat thing which i left on the other post but then you reposted and i had to rewrite and rerate completely. and god i wish antibiotics and alcohol were ok together

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ok that made me laugh

mostly because THAT FUCKING MOVE NEVER WORKS FOR ME EITHER!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I could give a fuck about your humility, chief. The only reason I'm even here on Uber is because I thought the proper way to seduce my wife this evening was to walk up behind her, whip out scourge jr. and ask if she wanted to fuck.

Thats called too-much-beer-ingestion-romance. It doesn't often work.





FuCk YoU

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i knew the penis jokes would come, I am showing humility

don't fucking get used to it.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

really, poke you....


The penis jokes would be flying left and right now if this was normal working hours.


evening it out.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck yes man i can't read this cause i'm trashed.

but fuck yea it's in a black box.
fuck yea.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:38:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

y'all can throw stuff at me and poke me with things if it'll make it better.
=====
Um.

Maybe offering to let people poke you with things on Uber isn't the best of ideas.
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This deserves a +1 at best, but for the laugh that gave me I'll bump it to a 1.5


Submitted by SIC (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dude.......

Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gave me the creeps. Well done sir.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pot is the only reason I even got something submitted

that all inspiring goodness

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting entry.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-03 23:38:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry inion for not being able to put up a tougher opposition.

one day I'll really have time to compete, sorry for wasting a spot someone else could have used

y'all can throw stuff at me and poke me with things if it'll make it better.




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