The most useful words in the English language (Part II) (341 hits)
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Submitted by Attemptuous (View user info) at 2006-02-04 14:44:01 EST
2) Choad or Chode (adj.) - not to be confused with a Captain of the starship "Bob" from the movie and SciFi channel show "Tripping the Rift", this word describes a penis that is wider than it is long. Looking the word up on Webster.com, I come up with several, not terribly helpful other words such as chowed, chawed, shoed, shod, chewed - none of which matches the perennial and descriptive beauty of the word "choad".
Some examples of use:
- Whoa! Look at BartBart! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad! (In this example, Ubersite founder Bart Clifone is revealed to be hung like a tuna can.)
- Man, Caulaincourt's puss was so tight, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!! (No explanation needed.)
- Overheard at the last Ubercon, uttered by Mr. T: "I wish i had a choad so i could show it off to all my friends, sucka."
Some have confused this word with Taint, partly because of 90's rap star 2 Short frequently referred to his taint as a chode, probably to sound smart, but we all know that he didn't have a chode - that would go against the widely known fact that a black man could never have a choad. (see movie "Any Given Sunday" for reference).
Choad can also be used to describe a person: "Did you see that chick? Man, she's 5' tall and 6' around! What a choad!"
Or a terrible uber post, as in, -2 die, choad.
Ultimately, this word finds it's best use, though, in describing the eating rituals of popular uber-user "redskieslookfake" who is quoted as saying: "I stuck my hand down my pants, and used my index finger to remove monkey nut butter from my chode. It smelt like butter popcorn."
So, no matter what your flavor, everybody loves a choad.
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Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2006-02-04 14:53:21 EST (#)
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Bart Clifone =====>>>> Bart Cilfone?