The most useful words in the English language (Part II) (605 hits)
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Submitted by Attemptuous (View user info) at 2006-02-04 14:54:44 EST
2) Choad or Chode (adj.) - not to be confused with a Captain of the starship "Bob" from the movie and SciFi channel show "Tripping the Rift", this word describes a penis that is wider than it is long. Looking the word up on Webster.com, I come up with several, not terribly helpful other words such as chowed, chawed, shoed, shod, chewed - none of which matches the perennial and descriptive beauty of the word "choad".
Some examples of use:
- Whoa! Look at BartBart! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad! (In this example, Ubersite founder Bart Cilfone is revealed to be hung like a fat midget.)
- Man, Caulaincourt's puss was so tight, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!! (No explanation needed.)
- Overheard at the last Ubercon, uttered by Mr. T: "I wish i had a choad so i could show it off to all my friends, sucka."
Some have confused this word with Taint, partly because of 90's rap star 2 Short frequently referred to his taint as a chode, probably to sound smart, but we all know that he didn't have a chode - that would go against the widely known fact that a black man could never have a choad. (see movie "Any Given Sunday" for reference).
Choad can also be used to describe a person: "Did you see that chick? Man, she's 5' tall and 6' around! What a choad!"
Or a terrible uber post, as in, -2 die, choad.
Ultimately, this word finds it's best use, though, in describing the eating rituals of popular uber-user "redskieslookfake" who is quoted as saying: "I stuck my hand down my pants, and used my index finger to remove monkey nut butter from my chode. It smelt like butter popcorn."
So, no matter what your flavor, everybody loves a choad.
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-04 20:49:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-04 17:17:30 EST (#)
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choak to death pliiiiiiissss!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-04 16:50:52 EST (#)
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I'm gonna do one of these.
Eventually.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-04 16:28:06 EST (#)
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Sorry, it made me smile.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-04 16:00:45 EST (#)
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chode's a noun, numbnuts.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-04 15:51:28 EST (#)
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godDAMN, i love poontang
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-04 15:17:29 EST (#)
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Why do you have the irritating proclivity for double-entering
most of your posts? Once is MORE than enough...
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-02-04 15:10:38 EST (#)
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-2 die, choad.