ALRIGHT!!! Listen Faggots... (1137 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.66 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by wijormiclat (View user info) at 2006-02-05 02:34:24 EST
Look guys... We've had good times... We've had bad times... But I think it's time I get this off my chest. I like urinating on autistic schoolchildren. I know... I know... I'm a disgusting pig... But I just can't get past that silly face they make... It looks like a horse trying to eat peanut butter. It's just plain funny! Face it... Why else did God make genetic defects? COMEDIC RELIEF! Durrr... (See Lojope Rape Posts)
But listen. The time has come. What time, you ask? The time to fuck mad titties. From the time of Abraham Lincoln, to the days of George W. Bush, fucking mad titties has always been an cornerstone of American culture. Let's face it. If you don't like fucking mad titties, you're either a sailor, a faggot, or Mr. T. Let's face the facts people... Mr. T is an asshole... A big wonderful asshole filled with fruits and candies that lead to the ultimate quest for human immortality. Or not...
Just watch the A-team you stick twirling faggots... But honestly... The only reason you should be reading this post is if you're concerned about the direction of America. So strike a blow against terrorism... Fuck mad tits... Have sex with underaged girls... Touch tons of penises... Watch tons of interracial porn... Do what Uncle Sam wants you to do... YVAN EHT NIOJ!!! NIGGA PLEASE!
User Reviews
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-18 20:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
its funny, the title is 'alright listen faggots' and cyst and echo review it multiple times...
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to suck gasoline out of fat butts.
I can't believe I missed this.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:23:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
he -2ed two of your posts you autard.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-11 01:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot how fucking awesome these tits are.
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-07 04:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"an cornerstone"
This bugs me.
Fix it, fix it now!
Other than that, yes the autism is funny, but it kills me a little inside.
That's why it's so funny.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-07 01:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well done, retard.
Submitted by MrsCleanButtFucks (user info) at 2006-04-07 01:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-08 00:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and i am strangely arroused.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-03-08 00:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hey! I'm a sailor, and I enjoy a good tittie fucking!!!
other than that...go team!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-08 00:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 google search result for "Fuck Mad Titties"
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-06 23:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS
Needs more ghey asian sailors.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-06 01:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We love lazy eye bitches!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-02-05 20:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
hmmmm
Submitted by bastard (user info) at 2006-02-05 19:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Autism is funny. So are titties. Not here though, sorry. Maybe it was the picture that awakened my inner bitter queer, I didn't dig it. :(
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-05 16:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-05 03:53:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
I do not like to fuck mad titties. I do not want that, Sam I Am.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-05 15:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry man. i just don't get it.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-05 15:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-05 14:28:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
YVAN EHT NIOJ!!!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-05 14:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YVAN EHT NIOJ!!!
i almost forgot about that episode.
thanks for joggin' my memory
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-05 11:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup... That's a drunk post alright...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-05 11:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You had me at "I like urinating on autistic schoolchildren."
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-05 11:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had already climaxed after the first "..."
Uuuuuuhhh!
Again!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-05 11:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-02-05 11:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is this?!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-05 05:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
incredible
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-05 04:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked this very much. I want to fuck mad titties of underaged girls now.
You bastards. Your lives are now over.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-05 03:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What?
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-05 03:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
......................
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-05 02:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY FUCKING GOD, I HAVE LYME DISEASE TOO!!!11
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-05 02:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Basically the best thing I've ever written...