A bus ride...... + Dying Rhino pic (695 hits)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (View user info) at 2006-02-05 04:05:40 EST
....and sometime at a bus stop. A true story of my life. That just happened to occur today on the way to a friends house.
I get to the bus stop and the bus is due in 20 Min. So I preoccupy myself with watching the genereal comings and goings of people and cars around me. Several interesting things happened while at the bus stop.
First: Homeless guy on bike talking on a cell phone goes by. A bunch of his buddies who were sitting in the shade yell at him to call up a hooker. A conversation like this happpened follow the sitting Homeless guys idea.
Homeless Squatter: Call up Tifa.
Homeless Biker: That bitch got me all fucked up last time.
HS: I want that bitch to show me what she got...
HB: Call her yo damn self.
....thats basically how it ended...he left on his mini bike with this young asain guy.
Second: Two black assholes in a moving van. They keep on tailgaiting this lady all down the road honking and ramming her rear bumper and cussing at her...she took a hint and pulled over to the side of road which probably saved her life.
Third: Two old asian guys in some old car....listening to explicit rap music at high volume. These guys looked like they barely knew any english. They just kept on staring forward and some of the more paranoid homeless guys started both dancing and yelling at this car....the asains never noticed.
Forth: Crazy lady comes up to me complaining about her food and coffee....but never really explained what she was complaining about....she kept on mumbling and asking random ass questions....this continued on the bus which finally arrived 50 minutes late. She continued talking to some other people on the bus and started bitching about menopause....she got into deep detail which was disgusting....
Fifth: This one really made me sorta sad. This single mom and two younger kids pull up to the side of the bus with a shopping cart and carry all of their belongings on to the bus. The two kids look exhausted and immediatly fall asleep. The mother keeps on fixing their clothing and moving their baggage around.
Then finally settles and starts sorta crying and almost falls asleep. I overheard her mention to the bus driver that they were heading for some shelter. Then it hit me....she had this accent...and I tilted my head sideways and looked at a bag of hers....and looked at the name label....it had a New Orleans address on it....I live in the Bay Area and I relized that a lot of the victims were sent here.
So there you have it. A poorly worded day on the bus and at the bus stop. A day full of comedy and sadness.
I also missed my stop which made me walk a mile and a half. But other than that I had fun going around town with a friend... This probably ain't going to far to well with other actual quality work that is submitted.
Here is a dying rhino...or maybe a beached whale...whatever it is...you judge. This is in fact an ex of mine.....which forced herself on me...and was dumped very quickly...I will probably never here the end of this but....whatever.
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-05 21:10:14 EST (#)
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If you misspell "Asian" one more time I'll sic them all on you.
And it's "sarcasm". Read a book!
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-05 17:17:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-05 16:05:28 (#)
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10 out of 10 for triviality!
You must be a REAL hottie to have ex's like that!
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hah....I'm actually very ugly. But thanks for the sarcasim anyways.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-05 16:05:28 EST (#)
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10 out of 10 for triviality!
You must be a REAL hottie to have ex's like that!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-05 14:29:37 EST (#)
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Buzz's girlfriend...woof!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-05 10:49:04 EST (#)
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Hope the rhino gives you the horn...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-05 10:26:15 EST (#)
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Kinda hot in these rhinos
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-05 06:29:33 EST (#)
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random imagery, old Arab guys = smile
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-05 06:11:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-05 05:02:50 (#)
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If she was an ex than that means you dated her. If you dated her it was because you realized you couldn't do any better. If I were you I wouldn't be the one calling her a dying rhino or a beached whale, that just says you think only unnatractive people will sleep with you.
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Frankly your probably right. Personally I don't care. I have a possible better option in the works...but that is yet to come. So for now I shall say that you are correct...and I can probably do no better.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-05 05:02:50 EST (#)
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If she was an ex than that means you dated her. If you dated her it was because you realized you couldn't do any better. If I were you I wouldn't be the one calling her a dying rhino or a beached whale, that just says you think only unnatractive people will sleep with you.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-05 04:44:51 EST (#)
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By "you dumped her fat ass" you meant to say "her fat ass dumped you", right? You wanted to see what kind of scathing remarks we could cook up after seeing a picture like that? Well, I'll tell you right now, that "dying rhino" and "beached whale" bit was one big nugget of pure comedic gold.
All that's left is you leaving her random anonymous messages on her cell phone before crying yourself to sleep in a river of emo tears.
All in all, the post itself was ok..... as far as not having substance goes.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-05 04:06:37 EST (#)
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The rhino was on my bed...I actually yelled at her to get the fuck off of it after I took the picture.