Top 20 Bart Cilfone Facts (1320 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.52 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Hoff (View user info) at 2006-02-05 07:25:51 EST
1) Bart once held the record for the most rejections by paraplegic midget negro women from Turkmenistan. It stands at 1.
2) Bart once had the chance to touch a boob, but didn't because he wasn't ready for commitment.
3) Bart can drink an entire bottle of American beer without getting drunk, if you don't believe me ask Mickginny- he's almost done with puberty. (By that I mean he has stopped dating 12 year old boys)
4) Bart can divide by one. Which coincidently is impossible if you are American, or gay.
5) Bart once went to a SIMPLE PLAN concert and had fun.
6) Bart is a gay homo faggot assmunch cockjockey.
7) Bart once banned me because he was jealous of my ability to grow hair on my chest and abdomen. Don't mess with the HOFF bitch, did you not see Enter The Dragon?
8) Bart's winky has never been to tuna town.
9) If Bart was any gayer the time space continuum would fold under his sheer queerness.
10) When Bart undresses, somewhere a little girl cries.
11) In play school Bart always liked to put the round block in the star shaped hole.
12) Barts ejaculate cures cancer, too bad he has never ejaculated. Ever.
13) Bart is so tough, he can watch Bambi and only cry once.
14) Bart can drink a full glass of water, without getting drunk. Fact.
15) Bart once called a phone sex line and asked if he could see the girls docking port.
16) Bart listed "Level 10 Paladin" on his CV.
17) While urinating, Bart is easily capable of melting snow.
18) Bart is the reason why Macauley Culkin screams at night.
19) Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if gerbil survives.
20) Bart's sphinctal passage has seen more traffic than the London Underground.
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come back Falco :<(
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-07 04:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
3) Bart can drink an entire bottle of American beer without getting drunk
14) Bart can drink a full glass of water, without getting drunk. Fact
Same thing, no?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-06 17:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for the Hoff
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-06 07:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
censorship is wrong
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-05 23:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
16) Bart listed "Level 10 Paladin" on his CV.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-05 20:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
19 Is true.
Submitted by bastard (user info) at 2006-02-05 20:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-05 17:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
19) Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if gerbil survives.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-05 17:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
19) Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if gerbil survives. ?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-05 16:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
14) Bart can drink a full glass of water, without getting drunk. Fact
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-02-05 15:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-05 14:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5) Bart once went to a SIMPLE PLAN concert and had fun.
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once?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-05 12:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Bart once held the record for the most rejections by paraplegic midget negro women from Turkmenistan. It stands at 1.
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i stopped reading there, because it wasn't going to get any better than this.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-05 12:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Why? Because i can . He he he
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-05 12:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
15) Bart once called a phone sex line and asked if he could see the girls docking port.
16) Bart listed "Level 10 Paladin" on his CV.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-05 10:32:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by omnifica (user info) at 2006-02-05 08:33:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
you forgot to remove the "chuck norris" from one of the "facts".
i would not call this plagiarized, but it's pretty goddamn derivative.
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As well as pretty fucking stupid...
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-05 10:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
**because he gives me such a stiffy
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-05 10:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ripping on bart is fun because he's such a stiff : )
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-05 08:59:17 EST (#)
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:D
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-05 08:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-05 08:33:57 EST (#)
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I know.
Submitted by omnifica (user info) at 2006-02-05 08:33:22 EST (#)
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you forgot to remove the "chuck norris" from one of the "facts".
i would not call this plagiarized, but it's pretty goddamn derivative.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-05 08:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tuna?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-05 07:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is actually pretty good.
I'm kind of surprised that I didn't write it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-05 07:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
falco....funny?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-05 07:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking BEAUTIFUL
One up for NON-SYCHOPHANCY