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what do I get for almost winning the superbowl twice? (1294 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.5 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-02-06 08:16:52 EST


I don't know a damn thing about the NFL, I just picked out teams at random. and I still beat everyone except Jon Stewart.

and Pentameter.

I suppose what I'm really trying to say is, you guys suck. dick. 24/7.

especially Stabby.

losers.

yours truly,

zakalwe.

- this message dedicated to my good friend Stabkill. fuck you too, pal.

(ps: two)

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-15 23:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, and for thorpe:

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/nfl2006.cgi?stats=details

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-15 23:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait, so I'm Jon Stewart? What?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who is nate?

for that matter, who are you?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, I guess you ARE better than us, kinda like that Nate guy. Why don't you both start your own better website?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry thorpe, I didn't take a record of it. top 4 was

1. spooner
2. me
2. Pentameter
4. Ishy

I think.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I MISSED THE END WHAT PLACE DID I COME

I know it was high

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-06 19:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by remote_narcotic (user info) at 2006-02-06 19:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I don't give a fuck about the superbowl.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-06 18:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you think bart would rig a competition so I could do well?

it's more likely he manipulated the superbowl itself so it would match my picks.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-06 17:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

IT WAS RIGGED

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A great big bowl of nothing.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:23:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:40:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU n00b


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Intelligent poster.

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*sigh*

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:40:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU n00b


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Intelligent poster.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That girl looks remarkably like a girl I used to know about 15 years ago.

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

los cockraoches entraron, pero no pueden salir.

Submitted by dawnmarie (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was a waste of a second. I'll never be able to get that second back. Thank you.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't randomly pick. Me, DonkeyOnTheEdge and Tinactin had been making football picks for the entire season, so I actually knew what I was doing. If I didn't pick the damn Giants for both rounds, I would have won.

GO STEELERS WOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Way to retal hit fucker. Are you upset that even though I have a 20k user id, my average rating is almost twice as much as yours?

Don't be a cunt. If you are really an Uberer, you should learn to take it like a man.

Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love the fact that a Brit beat the seppo's at their own fucking 'game'.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU n00b

Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut up foo'! You came last hear suckah?

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope the entire Bronco's defensive line ass rams you.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I apologize for calling you out on your kiddie porn stash and having Officer Dibble come to your house and arrest you.

If we are lucky, someone will happy slap you, with a solid punch to the face, causing you to fall back into the street and have your head ran over by a double-decker.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

the results with user picks can be viewed? i did not know that.

Submitted by GrayGhost (user info) at 2006-02-06 08:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Not making any sense...

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-06 08:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

you get called a loser.


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