I’d Like to Thank the Academy…Axolotl’s 100th Post Extravaganza/Rapefest! Indeed, there is a camwhore included. (2671 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-02-06 08:50:43 EST
Let's see...I need to find a picture of a redhead for a school assignment. Lycos Search, type "redhead..." There we go...
Well...this isn't what I was searching for. That's quite a nice redhead; that "Mickginny" who posted this lovely lady has a fine taste. Ubersite...What kind of site is this? It must be porn...let's look at some more posts. This "Degreeless" looks like a fine fellow...
Oh my sweet Christ. That...that can't be real. Nobody can stretch their...oh, God, that's disgusting. This is definitely a porn site. Goatse? What the hell is that? Chris Evan's Crazy Kegger? This site is racist, too. Nothing but a bunch of anal-obsessed, racist pornographers. Look at "Habeeb!" Brilliant, yes, but also very disturbed...
If I Cum Now...You're a Racist...Exploiting Peer-to-Peer File-Sharing...
I'm starting to like this site...
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And that's how I, Axolotl, found my way to this den of depravity, and became a happier person in the process.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46399 - MickGinny's Redhead Post, the first of my posts on Uber
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66941- One of Degreeless' Goatse Posts (Don't say I didn't warn you...)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56840 - Chris Evan's Crazy Kegger
In the spring of 2005, I began to love Uber. Not just love Uber, but absolutely adore it. Oh, Habeeb, that I might one day be a productive poster like yourself...oh, Shlongy, ProfessorFuckFace, Koolmang, Degreeless...how I wish to be even the humblest of Uber trolls!
When Pope John Paul II died, I needed comfort...I went onto Ubersite, and found this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63341, a crude MS Paint of Terri Schiavo, Johnny Cochran and our late Pope involved in inappropriate escapades. This comforted me greatly, and gave me courage to go through April.
In May, after writing a few stories (and producing a few works of Habeebesque MS Paints which I decided not to share here), I decided to sign up on Uber. I joined on June 9th, 2005, and immediately after receiving my confirmation email, I rubbed my nipples and wet myself in pleasure, and submitted my first few posts.
The Kicker
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68171
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68303
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68430
I wept in anticipation waiting for reviews. I had observed how noobs had been treated before in the past...I knew the following things:
1. Don't say it's your first post
2. Don't post twice a day
3. Don't be a tool
I checked Uber...miraculously I had a positive review! Perfect +2, to be exact.
Ah, hah hah! I am Axolotl! I dominate ALL! GO AXOLOTLS WOOOOO! They must love me at Uber! I think I shall make a post saying why my musical tastes are better than everyone else's! http://www.ubersite.com/m/68720
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-16 20:01:41 (#)
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No Comment
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-06-16 20:33:29 (#)
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hahhahahaah wrong
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-16 21:12:53 (#)
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Sorry man.......you could have put %90 of all songs, ever recorded,
on this list, and you still would have fucked it all up.
And Spedmonkey?.......... I don't know what the fuck to say to you.
Well...that didn't work out. *Weeps emo tears.*
I tried again at humor.
Come to California
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69218
And it worked! Woo again, but this time more subdued. I didn't think humor was well-cut out for me. I was too unaggressive to be a troll, sucked too much for MS Paints or humor...writer will be just fine. I submitted the first part of the Exodus Chronicles (http://www.ubersite.com/m/69343), a massive installment that got good reviews, but not too much hits.
Other posts from back in the good old days, July of 2005:
State of the Union, Or, Why Are Conservative Comic Strips Never As Funny As Liberal Comic Strips? http://www.ubersite.com/m/70722. This one got a lot of hits, but not a lot of reviews.
Politics http://www.ubersite.com/m/71573. I pissed off Steven Durel a lot with this one...not my point, but still a plus.
My First Camwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/71952. My first Camwhore...this had a pretty good rating until Falco flamed it to hell with retaliatory -2s.
Encyclopedia Exodus http://www.ubersite.com/m/72066. Fairly nerdy, but served its purpose.
No, Play with ME! http://www.ubersite.com/m/72815. People were mixed on this one. It got either +2s or -2s, few in the middle. It ended up with a positive rating, so can't complain.
I was around for the whole "Urbane's Vagina" fiasco...I actually had the pictures saved in case I would ever need them, but my computer crashed and I lost them. I submitted my next story, which is still unfinished...
The Balance of Justice
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72941
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74528
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74639
...and the next one...
Strangers in the Room
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75578
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75757
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75949
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76051
And my first NSFW post! http://www.ubersite.com/m/75808
This is my most underrated post: The Brink of Destruction http://www.ubersite.com/m/76323
This one was fairly good...The Story of Michael Higgins
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76524
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76802
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77165
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77697
This one got NO hits, seriously. I'm not putting out the entire story in links
Moments from the Revolution
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78159
I made friends with Shlongy on this one: Banned Toys of 2005 http://www.ubersite.com/m/79452, and started my own ATP soon afterwards. After the Pandemic: Genocide http://www.ubersite.com/m/79933
Post 80000 came along, and I aimed to put my Happy 6th Birthday Uber! http://www.ubersite.com/m/80003 as the 80,000th post. It would be perfect...the 80,000th post on the day of Uber's birth!
Dammit...I missed it by three. I then followed in the proud steps of iddqd and Urbane and posted -2s that deserve +2s: The Saga Continues: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80209
And soon after that, Holiday Songs From Uber: Merry Christmas! http://www.ubersite.com/m/81038
Since then, I've started 2006 posting nearly every weekday. I had another Camwhore, and indeed a Photoshop contest.
A Little About Me - Plus Photoshop Contest!
Results from Photoshop Contest, and Camwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82281
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82392
These got massive amounts of hits, and good ratings. And, I was able to mock a teacher in doing so. I started another series, Jeremy http://www.ubersite.com/m/82698
...and got even closer to Shlongy, in more ways than one. Oh, my dear Shlongy...I wrote this especially for you: The Tale of Oldback Mountain, featuring Shlongy http://www.ubersite.com/m/82828
Another underrated post: In the Beginning http://www.ubersite.com/m/82941
And then, I aimed for my next goal: Bored At Work, with this post making fun of the weakest members of our society.
An Obscene, Vulgar Attack on the Value and Preciousness of Human Life -or- "Ganging Up on Babies Is What We Do Best"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83190
Nope. That definitely didn't work. So I joined Brdn_Nkd's Ubertines contest, and submitted this, my 99th post, and in my opinion, one of my best.
Ubertines: They Don't Love You Like I Love You
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83354
No violence, no death, no huge casts of characters. A big departure from many of my other posts.
I'm a pacifist, really. I write about war a lot, as it is a subject of interest to me. I study military history and tactics, and I want one day to maybe apply to West Point, or another academy.
It's been 100 posts, and 40,000 hits. They've gone by so fast, I remember my first as though it were last week.
In my time on Uber, I've grown to like the work of a lot of authors.
COME ON UP PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Christpuncher
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum
http://www.ubersite.com/u/TheCaes
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Cyst_Master
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Foolproof
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Badassmofo
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Thorpe
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Adamdidit2u
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/u/ProfessorFuckFace
The above people are absolute geniuses, each in their own way. 'Matron with his poems, Habeeb with his MS Paint skills, Foolproof and Badass with their badassery...these are also some of my first posters I read over a year ago.
And then...there are my favorite alters.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/LittleMiss69
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Chris_Evans
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Flarn_Dorfar
http://www.ubersite.com/u/FatTony
http://www.ubersite.com/u/MichaelJackson
http://www.ubersite.com/u/CabaretGirl
http://www.ubersite.com/u/user10000
http://www.ubersite.com/u/HowTo
http://www.ubersite.com/u/SantaClaus
Some of these were absolutely hilarious. Cabaret Girl, Chris Evans, HowTo...to the makers of these (I'm talking to you, Method), I congratulate all of you.
And there are other posters, who've made me feel welcome here, who've made me stay on Ubersite when it seemed that no one was reading my work. I'm not too much of an attention whore...well...aside from this post...and Ganging Up On Babies...and a few...what the hell, I like attention. I'd like to thank the following people.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Blitzkreig_Bob
http://www.ubersite.com/u/LadyPlural
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Doctorj24
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron
http://www.ubersite.com/u/TheCaes
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Coley
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Simple_Catalyst
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Chroniclysm
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Brdn_Nkd
Shlongy especially. He's my favorite person on Uber. No, he's my favorite person in the world. In the universe. You know it, baby.
So now that I'm officially not a noob (or was that after 100,000 hits?) I'd like to ask several questions of you, Uber.
PFF and Electro, occasionally Shitfuck make flash movies. How do you make flash animations? Is there a program out there...I'd look it up, but I'd rather go to people who've actually made them.
Who started Y Helo Thar Buttseks? I've used it before, but don't know where it comes from. I know Crash started attn: ghey menz, but who made this masterpiece?
Why ban ProfessorFuckFace? Come on, Bart, he's entertaining! What's wrong with a bit of hacking video games?
Why can't Bart, Firefly, and Habeeb post more? I want to see what Firefly has to say, and I must have more beebery. I suppose when JMG gets within a few thousand hits, Bart will post and put it on B@W to save himself.
And...
Have any of you used Uber expressions like Attn: Ghey Menz, Y Helo Thar, Emu Tears, Alter, Soup's On Bitches, Whom Killed Him and Why?, Needs More Rape, WTF I'm Not Reading All That, or -2Die in real life? I can't be the only one. Needs more rape is pretty popular in my school now.
Any questions you'd like to ask me? About my inspirations? Uber name? Goals? Life? Care?
To another 100 posts...
Thank you, Uber, and good night.
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:50:10 EST (#)
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wooooooo
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-06 00:02:40 EST (#)
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I like.
Good camwhore, by the way.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-05 23:20:57 EST (#)
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Congratulations.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-05 22:58:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:16:59 (#)
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Maybe if I were British and took engineering...but maybe we're just evil twins.
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But...I'm not British...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:20:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-06 08:52:41 (#)
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you'll get over 10,000 hits on this.
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Like hell I did, Method.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-07 09:45:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-07 07:18:09 (#)
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I made you feel welcome, yet you've been here 6 months longer than me. It should be I who is suckling at YOUR teat, youngling.
On second thought, I just got a mental image of that and it creeped me out. Let's not suck each other's tits just yet.
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Yes, there's no need to suck teats.
I signed up in June 2005...I thought you were a lot older on this site than I was?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-07 07:18:09 EST (#)
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I made you feel welcome, yet you've been here 6 months longer than me. It should be I who is suckling at YOUR teat, youngling.
On second thought, I just got a mental image of that and it creeped me out. Let's not suck each other's tits just yet.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-07 04:54:01 EST (#)
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I find the exstensive detail and effort that went into this post disturbing.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-07 04:16:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:29:07 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:25:30 (#)
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+2 for the effort.
-1 for camwhoring when you are as ugly as you are.
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Oh...come on now...I thought I looked a bit like Caulaincourt.
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Nah, you'd need more Arab features and French to be him. And sadly, yes, I have used an Uber term or two in real life. *hangs head in shame*
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:18:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:35:23 (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:34:31 (#)
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No Comment
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Fuck beans someone remembered! I still get people asking me what it means (munkeypants!)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:06:52 EST (#)
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geez, I'd thought you'd have noticed I've read almost all your posts - ah well.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:02:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:24:08 (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:21:08 (#)
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Congrats!
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You've been here two months and have half as many hits as me....
I'm going to cry.
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i read your post and viewed your pic and thought, "what a yellow-toothed loser."
after i read the remark above, i felt like my earlier thought was confirmed.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:57:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:23:36 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:40:45 (#)
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STFU n00b
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Intelligent poster.
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Don't presume to know anything about me, son.
That comment was directed at Zakalwe and the fact that you misinterpreted it speaks volumes about your "knowledge" of all things Über.
Make sure you're ready for the shitstorm if you are going to keep this up. That's twice in 2 posts.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:38:59 EST (#)
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What does this ad have to do with anything?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:29:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:25:30 (#)
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+2 for the effort.
-1 for camwhoring when you are as ugly as you are.
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Oh...come on now...I thought I looked a bit like Caulaincourt.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:25:30 EST (#)
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+2 for the effort.
-1 for camwhoring when you are as ugly as you are.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:24:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:21:08 (#)
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Congrats!
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You've been here two months and have half as many hits as me....
I'm going to cry.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:21:08 EST (#)
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Congrats!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:18:25 EST (#)
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16th On Most Heated WOOOOOO
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:17:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:56:15 (#)
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One day I will decline, recede, and fade away as dandelion filaments carried off along a stiff breeze.
And you will miss me.
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Perhaps one dya.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:17:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:54:18 (#)
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That dog is humonguous. Like, Neverending Story-big.
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He's a huge dog. Like a small pony.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:16:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:50:57 (#)
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O-man I meant that you post almost every day. I have an average of about 3-4 days between posts. Keeps yah guessing.
I hope you did impregnate her. It gives me a better reason than "When you talk it feels like glass is being dragged against my ears." to break up with her.
Although to be completely honest....I hope I didn't impregnate her yesterday night.......Please god.
PS. Durex condoms break. NEVER WEAR THEM. Stick with Trojans.
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TROJAN MAN
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:16:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:46:42 (#)
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Talking to HV there, Axo.
Though I can inseminate your philly too, if you like.
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No need for that just yet.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:05:20 EST (#)
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*dies a little inside*
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:59:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:56:15 (#)
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One day I will decline, recede, and fade away as dandelion filaments carried off along a stiff breeze.
And you will miss me.
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.....You're still here?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:56:15 EST (#)
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One day I will decline, recede, and fade away as dandelion filaments carried off along a stiff breeze.
And you will miss me.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:54:18 EST (#)
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That dog is humonguous. Like, Neverending Story-big.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:50:57 EST (#)
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O-man I meant that you post almost every day. I have an average of about 3-4 days between posts. Keeps yah guessing.
I hope you did impregnate her. It gives me a better reason than "When you talk it feels like glass is being dragged against my ears." to break up with her.
Although to be completely honest....I hope I didn't impregnate her yesterday night.......Please god.
PS. Durex condoms break. NEVER WEAR THEM. Stick with Trojans.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:46:42 EST (#)
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Talking to HV there, Axo.
Though I can inseminate your philly too, if you like.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:35:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:34:06 (#)
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Oh, and don't hate me because I'm prolific.
Hate me because I impregnated your girlfriend.
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What, she's pregnant?
ARRRGGSGARAGA...
oh, it's by you?
That's all right then.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:34:06 EST (#)
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Oh, and don't hate me because I'm prolific.
Hate me because I impregnated your girlfriend.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:34:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:33:09 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:27:26 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:20:06 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:18:35 (#)
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you registered like a month and a half before me... you've done 100 posts i've done like oh, i dunno 14. fuck i'm lazy. here's a +2 for being more ambitious than me.
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Hell, not ambitious...my first about fifty posts were complete shit.
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Well to be honest, you wrote like 10 stories, and then posted them one chapter at a time on here, one day after another.
THAT's how you got 100 so fast.
You're worse than O-man.
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Hey, I resemble that remark.
I believe I've only done two "sectioned" pieces in my time here. The Supplebutt/Vaginass thing, and the Uberbury Tales. Beyond that, it's all original, one-off goodness.
You know what this post needs more of?
Dramatic interpretation of Mike Tyson's Punchout:
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1304
I could have saved this and thrown it in one of my own posts. I share because I love.
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Shhhh...
I'll keep it a secret.
Post it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:33:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:27:26 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:20:06 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:18:35 (#)
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you registered like a month and a half before me... you've done 100 posts i've done like oh, i dunno 14. fuck i'm lazy. here's a +2 for being more ambitious than me.
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Hell, not ambitious...my first about fifty posts were complete shit.
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Well to be honest, you wrote like 10 stories, and then posted them one chapter at a time on here, one day after another.
THAT's how you got 100 so fast.
You're worse than O-man.
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Hey, I resemble that remark.
I believe I've only done two "sectioned" pieces in my time here. The Supplebutt/Vaginass thing, and the Uberbury Tales. Beyond that, it's all original, one-off goodness.
You know what this post needs more of?
Dramatic interpretation of Mike Tyson's Punchout:
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1304
I could have saved this and thrown it in one of my own posts. I share because I love.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:30:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:29:10 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:08 (#)
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Wow. You manage to balance copious amounts of self-indulgence with a huge smattering of dick sucking. Well done. Like spinning plates, really.
Happy 100th.
I have used most of the Uber catch-phrases in real life, and I have gotten some very strange looks as a result of this.
Incidentally, your facial expression in the ATTN GHEY MENZ photo is disturbingly reminiscent of one of Caulaincourt's camwhores.
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GHEY?
WHO ME?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:30:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:27:26 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:20:06 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:18:35 (#)
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you registered like a month and a half before me... you've done 100 posts i've done like oh, i dunno 14. fuck i'm lazy. here's a +2 for being more ambitious than me.
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Hell, not ambitious...my first about fifty posts were complete shit.
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Well to be honest, you wrote like 10 stories, and then posted them one chapter at a time on here, one day after another.
THAT's how you got 100 so fast.
You're worse than O-man.
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That Exodus Chronicles was probably a mistake to post.
Orgamsatron posts a lot as ewll, doens' the?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:29:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:08 (#)
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Wow. You manage to balance copious amounts of self-indulgence with a huge smattering of dick sucking. Well done. Like spinning plates, really.
Happy 100th.
I have used most of the Uber catch-phrases in real life, and I have gotten some very strange looks as a result of this.
Incidentally, your facial expression in the ATTN GHEY MENZ photo is disturbingly reminiscent of one of Caulaincourt's camwhores.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:20:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:18:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
you registered like a month and a half before me... you've done 100 posts i've done like oh, i dunno 14. fuck i'm lazy. here's a +2 for being more ambitious than me.
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Hell, not ambitious...my first about fifty posts were complete shit.
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Well to be honest, you wrote like 10 stories, and then posted them one chapter at a time on here, one day after another.
THAT's how you got 100 so fast.
You're worse than O-man.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:24:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 name drop, as well.
Spread the myth of brdn_nkd. Spread it like a dead hooker's thighs.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. You manage to balance copious amounts of self-indulgence with a huge smattering of dick sucking. Well done. Like spinning plates, really.
Happy 100th.
I beat you there.
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Weeps.
I couldn't think if I spelled your name right.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 name drop, as well.
Spread the myth of brdn_nkd. Spread it like a dead hooker's thighs.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. You manage to balance copious amounts of self-indulgence with a huge smattering of dick sucking. Well done. Like spinning plates, really.
Happy 100th.
I beat you there.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:05:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will have to give you a +2, you understand, because this is the first list I've made in a while (since fetish offered to suck the piss out of me, which I politely declined).
Though I must admit I have no idea why I've been included. I think I said some kind words to you a few months back, but also told you I didn't like your PJ series..
Yay for not weeping over constructive criticism.
You look familiar..
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I thought you seemed nice.
And I would probably say that having Fetish suck the piss out of you would be a bad thing.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:18:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
you registered like a month and a half before me... you've done 100 posts i've done like oh, i dunno 14. fuck i'm lazy. here's a +2 for being more ambitious than me.
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Hell, not ambitious...my first about fifty posts were complete shit.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:17:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't really read any of that.
I scrolled through, didn't see my name, and looked at the pictures.
+2 just the same
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That's probably best anyway.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:05:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
I was referring to the fact that all the information you have put in this post can easily be found there by anyone who gives a fuck.
I can't believe you have made 100 posts and I don't even know who you are... I need to start paying more OR less attention around here.
Celebrating a posting milestone is ghey unless you do it in a creative way.
This was far from creative.
I didn't click on any of the links. I doubt anyone else will either.
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Ah...didn't get that bit. I'm not asking you to know who I am. For the first few months I didn't post on Uber much.
I've seen posting milestones before that were exactly the same as mine, a list of links of posts that were underreviewed/obscure. Maybe no one will click on the links, but they're there anyway. This wasn't creative...no, it wasn't creative at all. I can be creative when I want, but for this, it was a generic 100th post post.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you registered like a month and a half before me... you've done 100 posts i've done like oh, i dunno 14. fuck i'm lazy. here's a +2 for being more ambitious than me.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't really read any of that.
I scrolled through, didn't see my name, and looked at the pictures.
+2 just the same
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was referring to the fact that all the information you have put in this post can easily be found there by anyone who gives a fuck.
I can't believe you have made 100 posts and I don't even know who you are... I need to start paying more OR less attention around here.
Celebrating a posting milestone is ghey unless you do it in a creative way.
This was far from creative.
I didn't click on any of the links. I doubt anyone else will either.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will have to give you a +2, you understand, because this is the first list I've made in a while (since fetish offered to suck the piss out of me, which I politely declined).
Though I must admit I have no idea why I've been included. I think I said some kind words to you a few months back, but also told you I didn't like your PJ series..
Yay for not weeping over constructive criticism.
You look familiar..
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:03:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. You manage to balance copious amounts of self-indulgence with a huge smattering of dick sucking. Well done. Like spinning plates, really.
Happy 100th.
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It's a fair trick balancing.
On my hand, I feel that all of uber is essentially self-indulgence and dick-sucking. I've decided to join in the fun with some of my own.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. You manage to balance copious amounts of self-indulgence with a huge smattering of dick sucking. Well done. Like spinning plates, really.
Happy 100th.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:39:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:37:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah..
I'm not gonna do any work.
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Since when do you do work?
Honestly?
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Occasionally I work.
Like now.
I'm on Uber at the same time though.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:49:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=19539
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Yes, Sphaggy?
That is correct, user 19539 is me.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:46:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is literary masturbation.
Plus you did a shoutout-reacharound to a few others.
Boring.
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I plead guilty to that.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=19539
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your teeth are as brown as the coffee sitting on my desk. and i drink it black.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is literary masturbation.
Plus you did a shoutout-reacharound to a few others.
Boring.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 name drop, as well.
Spread the myth of Orgasmatron. Spread it like a dead hooker's thighs.
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thighs: spread
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr T respect the suckah who put his face just where Murdoch is gonna touch himself over it. Man, that crazy foo' spend all his time touching hissell over some guy named Ghola. I pity the foo'
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Pity dat damn foo.
I love this alter.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 name drop, as well.
Spread the myth of Orgasmatron. Spread it like a dead hooker's thighs.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. You manage to balance copious amounts of self-indulgence with a huge smattering of dick sucking. Well done. Like spinning plates, really.
Happy 100th.
I beat you there.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:37:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah..
I'm not gonna do any work.
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Since when do you do work?
Honestly?
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr T respect the suckah who put his face just where Murdoch is gonna touch himself over it. Man, that crazy foo' spend all his time touching hissell over some guy named Ghola. I pity the foo'
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah..
I'm not gonna do any work.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:30:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:25:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
That vulgar Scourge of the Seas better post his hate soon...I must read it.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he reads my post and collapses in a pile of emo feelings and tampons.
Because scourge's physical make up is:
20% water
40% Emo
30% tampons
9% AIDS infection
1% pirate
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Emo ghey aids-infected tampon pirates?
You forgot crackwhore-artisan.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:34:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Write
This
And Youre
Sure
To
Reemmber
Me
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:33:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
did you just say oot?
noones helping you the fuck oot.
weirdo.
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You anti-Canadian racist!
Not that I'm Canadian.
But still..
GET OOT OF HERE!
Weeps.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you just say oot?
noones helping you the fuck oot.
weirdo.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:25:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
"What the deuce, good fellow? If perchance they are propelling themselves toward you, it can be readily inferred that their motivation is an irresistible desire for some unspecified thing. Is it not more seemly that you should be their champion and benefactor than that they should become urchins, skulking about the slums, forsooth?"
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Y HELO THAR BUTSEKS?
All right, I gotta go do some actual work now.
Help me oot here.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:25:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
That vulgar Scourge of the Seas better post his hate soon...I must read it.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he reads my post and collapses in a pile of emo feelings and tampons.
Because scourge's physical make up is:
20% water
40% Emo
30% tampons
9% AIDS infection
1% pirate
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"What the deuce, good fellow? If perchance they are propelling themselves toward you, it can be readily inferred that their motivation is an irresistible desire for some unspecified thing. Is it not more seemly that you should be their champion and benefactor than that they should become urchins, skulking about the slums, forsooth?"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That vulgar Scourge of the Seas better post his hate soon...I must read it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:15:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:14:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:12:40 (#)
Ranking: -1
Auto self-linkwhore neg rating.
I'd like to disagree with the inital review. No way this gets 10000 hits. These things are most usually ignored.
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Ah, maybe so. People have done this kind of thing, so I decided I'd do one.
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Yeah I didn't click all the links. Some of them I had already seen so I just got the gist of what was going on. But now I am camping on this thread so that'll get you a lot of hits.
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All right, HV!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:14:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look much like one of my friends from my engineering and calculus classes.
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Maybe if I were British and took engineering...but maybe we're just evil twins.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:14:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:12:40 (#)
Ranking: -1
Auto self-linkwhore neg rating.
I'd like to disagree with the inital review. No way this gets 10000 hits. These things are most usually ignored.
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Ah, maybe so. People have done this kind of thing, so I decided I'd do one.
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Yeah I didn't click all the links. Some of them I had already seen so I just got the gist of what was going on. But now I am camping on this thread so that'll get you a lot of hits.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:14:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know. Something about this makes me want to pee on you.
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Sorry, Mr. Teeph. Golden showers are not an area of my interest.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look much like one of my friends from my engineering and calculus classes.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know. Something about this makes me want to pee on you.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:12:40 (#)
Ranking: -1
Auto self-linkwhore neg rating.
I'd like to disagree with the inital review. No way this gets 10000 hits. These things are most usually ignored.
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Ah, maybe so. People have done this kind of thing, so I decided I'd do one.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Auto self-linkwhore neg rating.
I'd like to disagree with the inital review. No way this gets 10000 hits. These things are most usually ignored.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Axolotl
User id: 19539
Registered on or around: 2005-06-08 17:12:08
# Messages posted: 100
# Reviews written: 1444
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1530
# Hits: 38862
Average rating of all messages: 1.54
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It takes a while to show up on the More Info page.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good on you buddy but.....
Everything you ever wanted to know about Axolotl
User id: 19539
Registered on or around: 2005-06-08 17:12:08
# Messages posted: 99
# Reviews written: 1444
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1527
# Hits: 38862
Average rating of all messages: 1.55
This is your 99th post. Not 100th.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 08:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-06 08:52:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
you'll get over 10,000 hits on this.
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I was reading Fetish's hitwhoring post...didn't follow everything, though. A lot of that stuff is just asking to have your hits cut.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-06 08:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you'll get over 10,000 hits on this.