Fat America... True American Fashion (1608 hits)
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Submitted by retrospect (View user info) at 2006-02-06 09:53:32 EST
From www.foxnews.com ...
Experts from the Calorie Control Council estimated Americans would eat 30 million pounds of snacks on Super Bowl Sunday on their couches at home, in bars and at parties. That equaled an average of 1,200 calories and 50 grams of fat per person — and that was before actual meals or beers were factored into the equation.
That's what the Super Bowl is about, though — celebrating a truly American sport in truly American fashion.
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Its sad that stuffing peoples fat faces with more fat and calories in a three hour period than most other people eat in a full day is considered "truly American fashion".
Is that all we are? Is that what being American is?
Don't get me wrong, I watched the game and had a few beers and a nice meal, but 50 grams of fat?? WTF?
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Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:44:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:49:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:16:01 (#)
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i stopped reviewing this because I had to go to the garage :-)
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ahhh, I see.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:16:01 EST (#)
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i stopped reviewing this because I had to go to the garage :-)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:38:09 EST (#)
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arrgg. did you stop reviweing this when you noticed it was about to bump you off of most heated?
if yes, then good show.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:00:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:57:19 (#)
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My roomate is exactly like that. Maybe we live in the same apartment.
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haha. wait a minute, that would mean that either me or you are a fat, lazy loser. and its not me.
this will however be the last time i have a roomate. i'd rather pay more money per month and raise the quality of living.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:57:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:53:09 (#)
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Trying to get people to work out is a losing battle, bud. They'll either do it or they won't. Besides which, it's an issue of pride as far as I'm concerned. What kind of person are you if someone else has to push you to do something that's good for you ?
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you are right and i dont plan on continueing to push him but for the time being i feel the urge to help him. a few weeks from now will be a different story.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:57:19 EST (#)
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My roomate is exactly like that. Maybe we live in the same apartment.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:55:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:51:18 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:46:00 (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:33:46 (#)
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Cool. Anyway, yes, a lot of Americans are fat, but this disturbing trend is present in other countries. I actually think we're doing it to ourselves, what with the vast proliferation of time-saving devices we create. Humans will be their own undoing.
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I'll go ahead and agree.
There's an overweight person in my office who i got to sign up to the fitness center with me to try nd help him out, and he IS going. but then when we go to the second floor for lunch, he opts for the elevator instead of the stairs. It boggles my mind...
The same goes for my roomate, he is a sloth and I loathe him. I haven't seen him doing anything physical in the 5 months we've lived together. luckily for him, he is 22 and can be lazy and eat garbage and not notice the damage he is doing to himself. It will be a different story in a few years when his metabolism catches up to him.
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Slit his throat in his sleep
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i thought about doing a post about fantasies like that one Caul. all he does is play video games and eat junk food.
anytime i ever talk about my career in front of him he says, "i have to figure out what i'm going to do with my life." but then he stuffs his face with chips and starts another game. its sad really. i wonder if he realizes that he is going NOWHERE.
he's the type of loser that says things like "imagine i could get paid to play videogames! that would be the BEST!!"
I PITY/LOATHE/HATE HIM
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:53:09 EST (#)
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Trying to get people to work out is a losing battle, bud. They'll either do it or they won't. Besides which, it's an issue of pride as far as I'm concerned. What kind of person are you if someone else has to push you to do something that's good for you ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:51:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:46:00 (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:33:46 (#)
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Cool. Anyway, yes, a lot of Americans are fat, but this disturbing trend is present in other countries. I actually think we're doing it to ourselves, what with the vast proliferation of time-saving devices we create. Humans will be their own undoing.
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I'll go ahead and agree.
There's an overweight person in my office who i got to sign up to the fitness center with me to try nd help him out, and he IS going. but then when we go to the second floor for lunch, he opts for the elevator instead of the stairs. It boggles my mind...
The same goes for my roomate, he is a sloth and I loathe him. I haven't seen him doing anything physical in the 5 months we've lived together. luckily for him, he is 22 and can be lazy and eat garbage and not notice the damage he is doing to himself. It will be a different story in a few years when his metabolism catches up to him.
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Slit his throat in his sleep
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:46:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:33:46 (#)
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Cool. Anyway, yes, a lot of Americans are fat, but this disturbing trend is present in other countries. I actually think we're doing it to ourselves, what with the vast proliferation of time-saving devices we create. Humans will be their own undoing.
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I'll go ahead and agree.
There's an overweight person in my office who i got to sign up to the fitness center with me to try nd help him out, and he IS going. but then when we go to the second floor for lunch, he opts for the elevator instead of the stairs. It boggles my mind...
The same goes for my roomate, he is a sloth and I loathe him. I haven't seen him doing anything physical in the 5 months we've lived together. luckily for him, he is 22 and can be lazy and eat garbage and not notice the damage he is doing to himself. It will be a different story in a few years when his metabolism catches up to him.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:33:46 EST (#)
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Cool. Anyway, yes, a lot of Americans are fat, but this disturbing trend is present in other countries. I actually think we're doing it to ourselves, what with the vast proliferation of time-saving devices we create. Humans will be their own undoing.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:27:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:09:57 (#)
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a little defensive??? i was agreeing with you about how people should get off the couch and play sports. hence the "fat people critisize pro athletes from the couch" comment. and i said "unactive" not unatractive. but now that we know you are insecure about your looks, lets move on.
anyways, its true how people should get off the couch and actually try something active other than shoveling trash into their fat faces. and again, capt. defensive, i was agreeing with you. i think that when YOU TYPE ALL IN CAPS PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE MAD BUT I WAS USING CAPS AS A SORT OF ITALICS...
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Heh heh...oops, I was a little quick on the draw. I apologize for mis-interpreting your statement. I know it's bad, but the internet being what it is, I assumed "unactive" was a mis-spelling of unattractive. I'm actually not defensive at all, and maybe when I've posted more, I'll post a "camwhore". Anyway, it's "inactive", at the risk of sounding snotty; but that's why I assumed that thing was mis-spelled.
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eh, whatever. i dont blame you for being defensive. the internet is so full of losers who are just rotten that its easy to assume someone is being a dick.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:26:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:04:02 (#)
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on a side note, there must be a tremendous amount of lardies up north, no?"""
I don't know about the rest of Canada, but here it's not as bad as in the U.S.
There are enough for me to think there's too much already.
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if you ever come to boston, we can ridicule together.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:09:57 EST (#)
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a little defensive??? i was agreeing with you about how people should get off the couch and play sports. hence the "fat people critisize pro athletes from the couch" comment. and i said "unactive" not unatractive. but now that we know you are insecure about your looks, lets move on.
anyways, its true how people should get off the couch and actually try something active other than shoveling trash into their fat faces. and again, capt. defensive, i was agreeing with you. i think that when YOU TYPE ALL IN CAPS PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE MAD BUT I WAS USING CAPS AS A SORT OF ITALICS...
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Heh heh...oops, I was a little quick on the draw. I apologize for mis-interpreting your statement. I know it's bad, but the internet being what it is, I assumed "unactive" was a mis-spelling of unattractive. I'm actually not defensive at all, and maybe when I've posted more, I'll post a "camwhore". Anyway, it's "inactive", at the risk of sounding snotty; but that's why I assumed that thing was mis-spelled.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:04:02 EST (#)
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on a side note, there must be a tremendous amount of lardies up north, no?"""
I don't know about the rest of Canada, but here it's not as bad as in the U.S.
There are enough for me to think there's too much already.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:03:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:00:48 (#)
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fat filthy fucks
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preach on man...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:00:48 EST (#)
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fat filthy fucks
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:00:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:49:59 (#)
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i play AND watch sports. i do think its funny how fat, unactive people are so critical over athletes though.
and no, i have never heard an Amewrican call them "freedom fries", EVER.
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Woah. At ease there, Punky Brewster. No one's criticizing athletes. Good for you for being one of the few, the VERY few, who make exercise part of their daily routine. I don't know what you're implying about being fat and/or unattractive, but I'm not going to get into an "internet war" over that. Suffice it to say that I am neither fat nor unattractive
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a little defensive??? i was agreeing with you about how people should get off the couch and play sports. hence the "fat people critisize pro athletes from the couch" comment. and i said "unactive" not unatractive. but now that we know you are insecure about your looks, lets move on.
anyways, its true how people should get off the couch and actually try something active other than shoveling trash into their fat faces. and again, capt. defensive, i was agreeing with you. i think that when YOU TYPE ALL IN CAPS PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE MAD BUT I WAS USING CAPS AS A SORT OF ITALICS...
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:49:59 EST (#)
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i play AND watch sports. i do think its funny how fat, unactive people are so critical over athletes though.
and no, i have never heard an Amewrican call them "freedom fries", EVER.
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Woah. At ease there, Punky Brewster. No one's criticizing athletes. Good for you for being one of the few, the VERY few, who make exercise part of their daily routine. I don't know what you're implying about being fat and/or unattractive, but I'm not going to get into an "internet war" over that. Suffice it to say that I am neither fat nor unattractive.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:43:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:41:39 (#)
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As a side note, do Americans actually call them "freedom fries" still ?
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:40:14 (#)
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Fat bastard. He's breaking a sweat lifting that bottle to his lips. And watching sports is for losers. Get off the goddamn couch and go PLAY a sport.
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i play AND watch sports. i do think its funny how fat, unactive people are so critical over athletes though.
and no, i have never heard an Amewrican call them "freedom fries", EVER.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:41:39 EST (#)
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As a side note, do Americans actually call them "freedom fries" still ?
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:40:14 EST (#)
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Fat bastard. He's breaking a sweat lifting that bottle to his lips. And watching sports is for losers. Get off the goddamn couch and go PLAY a sport.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:13:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:09:54 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:54:23 (#)
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haha.
this moring as i was walking from the commuter rail, a short fat woman was attempting to walk in front of me.
i usually hate to rush but needed to be in work and so since she was so wide that i couldn't pass her, i tapped her on the shoulder and asked as politely as i could, "excuse me ma'am, could you try to waddle a little faster for me?" she looked hurt and moved off to the side. i almost felt bad but then she pulled a jelly donut out of her jacket and swallowed it without chewing so i know that numbed her pain.
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You should be decorated haha
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finally!! some recognition...
on a side note, there must be a tremendous amount of lardies up north, no?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:09:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:54:23 (#)
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haha.
this moring as i was walking from the commuter rail, a short fat woman was attempting to walk in front of me.
i usually hate to rush but needed to be in work and so since she was so wide that i couldn't pass her, i tapped her on the shoulder and asked as politely as i could, "excuse me ma'am, could you try to waddle a little faster for me?" she looked hurt and moved off to the side. i almost felt bad but then she pulled a jelly donut out of her jacket and swallowed it without chewing so i know that numbed her pain.
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You should be decorated haha
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:04:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:54:45 (#)
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Bacon is too lean...
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mmmmm sarcasm
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:54:45 EST (#)
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Bacon is too lean...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:54:23 EST (#)
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haha.
this moring as i was walking from the commuter rail, a short fat woman was attempting to walk in front of me.
i usually hate to rush but needed to be in work and so since she was so wide that i couldn't pass her, i tapped her on the shoulder and asked as politely as i could, "excuse me ma'am, could you try to waddle a little faster for me?" she looked hurt and moved off to the side. i almost felt bad but then she pulled a jelly donut out of her jacket and swallowed it without chewing so i know that numbed her pain.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:50:06 EST (#)
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deep fried salad
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:44:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:35:37 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:28:08 (#)
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"Seriously, a cheeseburger is already pretty high in fat and calories, adding bacon (worst food ever) to it is an abomination."
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This is true. Not only did they choose to put bacon on it, but they added on what can be described as a flat, round motzerella stick. which is fried. and served with a pile if freedom fries! but it's okay, they wash it down with 3 or 4 "diet" cokes!! hey, its diet, right?
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These people disgust me, outrage me in fact. It's time we treat them for what they are...subhumans: http://www.ubersite.com/m/71254
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outrage is what everybody should feel. its time to be honest, not polite. next time an obese person walks by look at them the way you want to, with contempt. maybe if people were honest, they would ridicule these blobs right into the gym, and the salad bar.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:35:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:28:08 (#)
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"Seriously, a cheeseburger is already pretty high in fat and calories, adding bacon (worst food ever) to it is an abomination."
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This is true. Not only did they choose to put bacon on it, but they added on what can be described as a flat, round motzerella stick. which is fried. and served with a pile if freedom fries! but it's okay, they wash it down with 3 or 4 "diet" cokes!! hey, its diet, right?
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These people disgust me, outrage me in fact. It's time we treat them for what they are...subhumans: http://www.ubersite.com/m/71254
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:28:08 EST (#)
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"Seriously, a cheeseburger is already pretty high in fat and calories, adding bacon (worst food ever) to it is an abomination."
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This is true. Not only did they choose to put bacon on it, but they added on what can be described as a flat, round motzerella stick. which is fried. and served with a pile if freedom fries! but it's okay, they wash it down with 3 or 4 "diet" cokes!! hey, its diet, right?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:23:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:58 (#)
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I ate soup and was throwing up during the superbowl
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if you were american, you would have thrown up all over your bacon cheeseburger, then in a fit of hunger, eaten it.
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I thought the Japanese were into eating vomit and other bizarre fetish.
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whenever i bring one to a table, i dont even have to ask who it's for, i just drop it in front of the morbidly obese person at the table and try to get my hand out of the way so they dont bite it off in their feeding frenzy.
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hahahahahahahah
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It's like that game, Hungry Hungry Hippos
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I haven't played that since forever.
Seriously, a cheeseburger is already pretty high in fat and calories, adding bacon (worst food ever) to it is an abomination.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:16:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:12:13 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:58 (#)
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I ate soup and was throwing up during the superbowl
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if you were american, you would have thrown up all over your bacon cheeseburger, then in a fit of hunger, eaten it.
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I thought the Japanese were into eating vomit and other bizarre fetish.
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whenever i bring one to a table, i dont even have to ask who it's for, i just drop it in front of the morbidly obese person at the table and try to get my hand out of the way so they dont bite it off in their feeding frenzy.
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hahahahahahahah
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It's like that game, Hungry Hungry Hippos
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:12:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:58 (#)
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I ate soup and was throwing up during the superbowl
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if you were american, you would have thrown up all over your bacon cheeseburger, then in a fit of hunger, eaten it.
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I thought the Japanese were into eating vomit and other bizarre fetish.
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whenever i bring one to a table, i dont even have to ask who it's for, i just drop it in front of the morbidly obese person at the table and try to get my hand out of the way so they dont bite it off in their feeding frenzy.
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hahahahahahahah
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:05:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:00:25 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:58 (#)
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I ate soup and was throwing up during the superbowl
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if you were american, you would have thrown up all over your bacon cheeseburger, then in a fit of hunger, eaten it.
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I thought the Japanese were into eating vomit and other bizarre fetish.
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I'm sure they are. The few Japanese I've met have been off the wall.
I was just pointing out how disgusting people are being with their food. I am a waiter at TGI Fridays on the weekend. The new menu item in the last few weeks is a bacon cheeseburger with two pieces of chedder cheese and a slab of fried provolone cheese on top. its called the Cheesey Bacon Cheeseburger.
whenever i bring one to a table, i dont even have to ask who it's for, i just drop it in front of the morbidly obese person at the table and try to get my hand out of the way so they dont bite it off in their feeding frenzy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:00:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:49:54 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:58 (#)
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I ate soup and was throwing up during the superbowl
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if you were american, you would have thrown up all over your bacon cheeseburger, then in a fit of hunger, eaten it.
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I thought the Japanese were into eating vomit and other bizarre fetish.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:49:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:58 (#)
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I ate soup and was throwing up during the superbowl
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if you were american, you would have thrown up all over your bacon cheeseburger, then in a fit of hunger, eaten it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:58 EST (#)
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I ate soup and was throwing up during the superbowl
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 09:55:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-06 22:41:13 (#)
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They don't mean obesity is fashionable. What they mean is that Americans are doing it much like others are.
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I'm aware that fatso's are a global problem but i don't have any stats about the eating habits of the obese in Tiajuana. Americans need to wake up and get out of the whole comfort mentality. People drag ass to work and drag ass throughout the day and wonder why.
they sit and eat processed food and stay away from any physical exercise and wonder why they feel their life sucks or why they are sick. if they smartenend up a bit they would see that 80% of their problems stem from their diet and lack of anything physical.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-06 22:41:13 EST (#)
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They don't mean obesity is fashionable. What they mean is that Americans are doing it much like others are.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-06 22:22:51 EST (#)
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and people cry when they or their loved ones get sick but choose not to be proactive in being healthy.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-06 22:21:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-06 21:25:06 (#)
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Dem dere fat folk is everywhere. It is genetic, not necessarily
determined by diet. Some people can eat zilch and still be fat.
Were your ancestors hunter-gatherers, or were thay coddled by
the Emperor for their big hooters?
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I'm pretty sure that whatever my ancestors did, it wasn't stuffing their gluttonous faces with garbage.
It is SOMETIMES genetic but genetics play no role in eating the equivlant of a stick of butter in one sitting...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-06 21:25:06 EST (#)
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Dem dere fat folk is everywhere. It is genetic, not necessarily
determined by diet. Some people can eat zilch and still be fat.
Were your ancestors hunter-gatherers, or were thay coddled by
the Emperor for their big hooters?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-06 20:32:02 EST (#)
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Where the hell was Caul for this?!
I have been overseas though; yes, America leads the rest of the world with % of overweight people, BUT I saw plenty of porkers in Germany, Italy, and quite a bit when I was up in Canada.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-06 20:16:13 EST (#)
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I had a low-fat meal during the Superbowl:
A scab sandwich and a glass of pus, followed
by an afterbirth cobbler.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-06 19:44:16 EST (#)
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... ok, so I'm gonna go home and eat 2 lbs of guac now...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:15:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:13:27 (#)
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I made two pounds of guacamole
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good for you. guac actually makes you less fat. its full of monounsaturated fat which reverses the effects of the type of fat you find in say potato chips.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:13:27 EST (#)
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I made two pounds of guacamole
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:01:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:51:08 (#)
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You may hate me, but I'm hardly a fat man. In fact.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82440
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i dont hate you, i just hate your posts.(FOR THE MOST PART)
now hurry up and get on a diet if you eat all that shit in the pics from that link.
GROSS
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:51:08 EST (#)
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You may hate me, but I'm hardly a fat man. In fact.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82440
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:42:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:21:17 (#)
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Isn't that ridiculous?!
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not only is it ridiculous, it is FUCKING DISGUSTING!! GROSS!
I SEE 10 YR OLD KIDS WHO WEIGH MORE THAN I DO AND I'M SICK OF IT.
CONTROL YOURSELVES AMERICA
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:21:17 EST (#)
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Isn't that ridiculous?!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:17:18 EST (#)
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How the hell did that happen??
Damn drugs
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:16:56 EST (#)
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I had a glass of iced tea while reading INSTEAD of watching the Superbowl.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:13:32 EST (#)
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I had a glass of iced tea while reading INSTEAD
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:59:31 EST (#)
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fat fat fat fat fat fat
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:41:19 EST (#)
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I kept a small tub of lard next to my recliner, which I ate with my hands as the game progressed.
By the time half time rolled around my heart rate was 50 beats per minute.
Fuck the Steelers, I'm the winner.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:36:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:01:56 (#)
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HELL FUCKING YES IT IS.
And hot white bitches who refrain from eating those calories and fat so that the rest of us may partake of more AND touch our special places at the same time, in our filthy sweatpants and stained shirts.
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one word... LOSER
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:01:56 EST (#)
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HELL FUCKING YES IT IS.
And hot white bitches who refrain from eating those calories and fat so that the rest of us may partake of more AND touch our special places at the same time, in our filthy sweatpants and stained shirts.
Submitted by Broken_Bird (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:40:47 EST (#)
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mmmmmm beer
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:12:28 EST (#)
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Being a fat man myself, this is the log of I ate and drank during the superbowl festivities at my apartment.
- 3 slices of plain Sicilian Pizza
- 7 bottles of MGD (12 oz or 16 oz, i'm not sure)
- 1 tiny MGD nip bottle (6 oz?)
- 4 oreo cookies with mint
- Weed
- a numbing white powdery substance
- a handful of the new Garden Salsa Sun Chips
and thats it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:05:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:54:52 (#)
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that is pretty fucking gross! sad that the rest of the world thinks of america like that, but not really surprising.
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it is sad. especially since some of the worlds best athletes are from America and we are home to a large number of health conscious peoples.
sad, sad indeed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:59:03 EST (#)
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What the fuck is going on in this post?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:54:52 EST (#)
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that is pretty fucking gross! sad that the rest of the world thinks of america like that, but not really surprising.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:52:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:48:26 (#)
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I grilled spicy chicken breasts and made curry rice with peas. Raw carrots and celery with onion dip. Water, soda, and a couple Samuel Smith's Old Brewery Pale Ales (this is really good beer).
Very filling, about 900 calories and 15 grams of fat.
And yes, I'm an American. Sorry to disappoint you - we're not all like that.
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It's not a disappointment at all. What you said is a relief. I am an American and it just struck me as odd that they coined that type of gluttony as "truly American"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:48:26 EST (#)
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I grilled spicy chicken breasts and made curry rice with peas. Raw carrots and celery with onion dip. Water, soda, and a couple Samuel Smith's Old Brewery Pale Ales (this is really good beer).
Very filling, about 900 calories and 15 grams of fat.
And yes, I'm an American. Sorry to disappoint you - we're not all like that.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:46:44 EST (#)
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meh, beats soccer
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:23:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:11 (#)
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Calorie Control Council ? Jesus f'n Christ. I think people have too much time on their hands
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I think that we need one with the numbers of fat people in this country growing faster than their waistlines. which is fast.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:22:11 EST (#)
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Calorie Control Council ? Jesus f'n Christ. I think people have too much time on their hands.
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:20:35 EST (#)
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Fat America is just as bad as stupid yank ball. When you guys can beat us at real football (soccer) then I will read your posts. see ya
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:15:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:09:44 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:06:10 (#)
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Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:03:47 (#)
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Man American football is the worst game invented. Its just shit end of!
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You do have a compelling argument there and also an intriguing way of getting it across.
Good for you, whatever backward country you were hatched in must be proud.
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In the UK where we have eal sports. Pfff american football is for girls! The rules are stupid! The ref has a poncy little yellow hanky and the 'tough' guys all wear padding!
Girly crap
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"YEAH, protective gear is girlie!! REAL MEN GO UNPROTECTED!" I'try to argue my point here but I don't want to keep you from clubbing a woman over the head and dragging her back to your cave.
SAN DIMAS HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!
And I think that 140 million viewers would beg to differ about your "american fotball is for girls" comment but my post was about fat America and NOT football.
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:09:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:06:10 (#)
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Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:03:47 (#)
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Man American football is the worst game invented. Its just shit end of!
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You do have a compelling argument there and also an intriguing way of getting it across.
Good for you, whatever backward country you were hatched in must be proud.
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In the UK where we have eal sports. Pfff american football is for girls! The rules are stupid! The ref has a poncy little yellow hanky and the 'tough' guys all wear padding!
Girly crap
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:06:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:03:47 (#)
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Man American football is the worst game invented. Its just shit end of!
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You do have a compelling argument there and also an intriguing way of getting it across.
Good for you, whatever backward country you were hatched in must be proud.
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:03:47 EST (#)
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Man American football is the worst game invented. Its just shit end of!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 10:00:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:59:30 (#)
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Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:56:29 (#)
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US and American Football sucks
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Shut up foo'!
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TELL 'EM T!
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:59:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:56:29 (#)
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US and American Football sucks
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Shut up foo'!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:58:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:56:29 (#)
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US and American Football sucks
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thats wonderful
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:56:29 EST (#)
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US and American Football sucks
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 09:56:25 EST (#)
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I specifically ordered my buffalo wings from Africa so they were taken straight out of the hands of starving children.
That'll teach them to touch my fucking food.