HighVoltage900- simple internet emo-boy or scourgeoftheseas obsessed homosexual?- a not in any way in depth analysis (1059 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: crap
Rating: -0.26 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2006-02-06 14:49:43 EST
I have to admit, I didn't really keep this fight in the forefront of my mind.
After seeing the little schoolgirl punch you threw at me...well...no need to even try on my part, is there?
Pouncing on that little bit of ineffectual floundering on your part would surely seal my fate in the real world. We as a greater society chastise and expel those who prey on the weak, whereas here on Uber, that sort of behavior is thoroughly applauded.
Well, I'm a man of the world. But I'm also a man of my word...
What to do, what to do....
I'm torn.
Here:
Generally I only expend my mental capacities on those people who I find to be of worth, value or substance.
Thank you for reading. I think the statement above covers all the bases rather nicely.
The end.
-scourgeoftheseas
User Reviews
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Testing....
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and +0ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Imagine my surprise at seeing this little post resurface after so long.
Ah the memories. This was the start of the slope downwards.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-02-07 03:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was even worse than that post by HighVoltage. If I add a second review for a -2 will that serve to lower the ranking still?
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-07 02:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
in comparison Only
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2006-02-07 00:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because the poem Orgasmatron wrote
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-06 21:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
quid?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-06 18:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this was shit. man up.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 18:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks Deconstruction. Some people just don't appreciate the art of subtlety
You should have bashed this all to hell if you wanted to be cool though. For that you can be part of my Uber clique. Seriously.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-06 18:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come to think of it, you made your point alot better than he did...
His was filled with Dick humor and homosexual puns.
I don't knowwwws.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-06 18:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not as strong as Voltage's but nonetheless good stuff. He spent a little TOO much time on his though, so..
Whatever, have a two.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 18:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well hey Sparkly. Who gives a flying fuck what you think son?
I KNOW IT'S WEAK. THAT IS THE POINT.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-06 18:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Weeeeeeak.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-02-06 17:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
first: <http://www.ubersite.com/m/83510#1823582>
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didn't link to a specific comment, just the whole post, but it doesn't matter.
Of course there's no hard feelings. Of course personal/work stuff takes precedence over internet silliness, no worries. Truth be told, I'm just really bored and felt like jumping into the fray. I was feeling left out with no one to intarweb fight with *emo tears*. I still think you're teh roXXorz.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:41:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh scourge your such a prick tease.
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Your
You are
You're
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I'll stop when you stop chief
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Touche.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Susie-
first: <http://www.ubersite.com/m/83510#1823582>
second: it's all in good clean fun. I wholly expected to get beat around for this shitty post. please don't take what I said as any kind of attack, becasue it wasn't meant that way. I was just fucking about. I don't see how there was a jab at your intelligence anyway. If a person was to make decisions regarding anothers intelligence based off of Uber, the whole world would seemingly be populated by mouth bteathing child molesters...
third: I really didn't have the time to put together a good post for this. I had a shit ton of work, a family thing came up and then this office move deal. I didn't have any internet most of today...I don't know why I'm taking the time to type this. This is so fucking stupid. I really could give a fuck.
fourth: I just like even numbers better.
No hard feelings?
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badass: who needs to simmer down? Me? I'm not hot under the collar, this is all just a stupid gag. I got the short end of the stick on it..it isn't going to cause me to loose any sleep.
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Wildcat McGee: eat a fucking dick.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh scourge your such a prick tease.
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Your
You are
You're
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I'll stop when you stop chief
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to agree with badass... Except for his poor spelling.
Everyone needs to chill out.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa!
simmer down cheif
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't say who I was biased for, did I Scourge? Had you had the time to put more effort into this, I might have gave you a positive instead of a non-committal rating.
Don't be so quick to call me a coward when you instigate an argument (albeit a fake intraweb pissing contest) and fail to come through. If you had time to go have a nice lunch and then post about it, you had time to put some thought and effort into a wittier comeback.
Really? Internet oral isn't the same as real life? Serious? Aw shit, I guess I'm to inexperienced to be able to tell the difference. Thanks for the intelligence insult, love you too.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh scourge your such a prick tease.
Glad you had a good lunch. The best thing about the super bowl (besides the food, the sex during half time instead of watching some lame 60 year old guy "rock" and if it is a good year, the game) is the leftovers afterwards.
I ate, without an sense of embarrassment, messy messy left over buffalo wings at work today in front of my boss, and I reveled in it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now for some housework:
Susie Derkins- from someone with an admitted bias for my "opposition" your rating was kind of....I don't know...weak. Say what you feel you cowardly thing. Just remember, internet oral from Bryce isn't the same as real life oral. Many Uberers confuse the two.
Voltage- blah blah blah. Your attempt at hate was contrived. I've seen more forced writing here, but not much. Admirable job. You've learned the Uber formula for posting...Post your great shit tomorrow. It'll be your first great post ever.
Professional Peon- getting warmer...
JonnyX- ding ding ding ding ding!! We have a winner!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just got back from a great lunch. A light vinaigrette over baby spring greens with toasted pinenuts and a lovely Gorgonzola. A light pasta with nicoise olives and a basil infused Israeli olive oil, topped with some wonderful spring romano cheese.
Two glasses of a nice dry Cabernet Sauvignon. Altogether lovely.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:04:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked more than me on a first date
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HAHAHAHA!
p.s.- Date me?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked more than me on a first date
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Moral high ground?
What a Christian approach to this battle.
Get thee to this post, post-haste:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83547
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as previously stated: i have a camera. jeanneee, mf, have at.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MistressFist when did I ever hate bitch you? Besides that time I said I would cut you? Or the time I said I would beat you with typing paper to punish you for your backtalk? Oh and then there was the time I said all your reviews were cock teases...
Well anyway... I don't hate bitch the ones I love. Now let's make out.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Booooo
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude....WTF!
Cop out man....Cop out.
I declare myself the winner. Herbert Hoover rises from the grave to give me a medal. Jesus's second coming is postponed so I can have a pimping victory party. Muslims everywhere chill the fuck out.
I am very disappointed in you.
And I had a great post I wanted to do today instead of this hate thing....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what is this shit, Zen arguing?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:54:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the weakest, most faggiest hate war ever. You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
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What sweetcheeks said.
How are you Jeannneeee? You haven't hate bitched me in a long time. I miss your wit and lashing.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought this was a mutually agreed upon contest. Taking the high road gets you nowhere here.
This is worse than my birthday!! *cries*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No way to reschedule. I had a bunch of unavoidable shit come up.
excuse excuses excuses.
I'll let my post speak for itself. Too bad it has the voice of a retard..........
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeanneeeeee, i agree with you completely.
It was my idea too.
Wanna make out?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Weak, dude. You guys should have re-scheduled.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the weakest, most faggiest hate war ever. You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I had no time to work on this, but here you go.
Soft and simple.
Elegant in the way a mathematical equation is elegant.
Yeah.