Uberpoll: How much is too much? (plus a laziness rant) (2532 hits)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2006-02-07 10:20:56 EST
How much is too much?
I ask you this because I would like to make an educated decision.
To fill you in, I have no streetsmarts in relation to drugs. None whatsoever. I was raised that everything from sleeping pills to heroine was "the devil." In health class, I goofed off during the week or so that my teacher taught us about drugs. I never really had any contact with drugs until recently. If it was offered to me, I would politely refuse and go about my business as usual. This August was my first real experiences with "the evils of the drug world." The more I went to parties, weed was everywhere. It seemed harmless but I didn't want to get into that whole scene. Eventually, I gave in. Since August, I've smoked a dozen times or so...until this week. I've smoked everyday for the past 2 weeks. I never go out of my way for it, but my gal just bought a big-ass bag of it and it's lasted us this long. The more I was around it, the less it seemed to be the "evil" that it had been labelled as during my conservative upbringing.
That being said, I just found out that my girlfriend does coke. I knew she did it a decade or so ago, but she told me that she quit. I was ready to end the relationship but I started thinking that I'm not so innocent. Who am I to pass judgement on another person?
Now I come to you, the Uber-populous. You seem like a pretty well-rounded group of people. From engineers and mathemagicians to filthy child-raping pedophiles, you guys (and girls) have pretty much seen it all. My 22 years of filtered experience doesn't help me at all. So, Ubersite, how much is too much? It's my understanding that weed is essentially harmless (just don't do operate heavy machinery or fuck with cops while you're on it) but I'm not so sure about coke. How bad is it?
I feel like such a kid.
In other news: I'm lazy.
I awoke and had the urge to stay home from work (there's no work so the boss doesn't care - but I don't get paid). I felt this overwhelming feeling come over me. Feeling lazier than I had ever felt before, I decided to go take a shower. I could figure it out after I had cleaned up. But I never got in the shower. My gaze was fixed on the faucet. Slowly, I turned around and got back in bed. I called the boss and told him that I'd be in tomorrow. My hunger crept up and struck my gullet with an angry fist. In the kitchen, I made myself 2 PB & J sandwiches (I was careful to check for mold inside the jelly jar) and went back to my room. As I drew the sammich towards my mouth, I gagged. The bread's crust had flakes of mold on it. Just a few, but still, it's mold. I stared at the sandwich for a good 6-7 minutes, not wanting to waste my food. Eventually, I picked off the mold and devoured the sticky filth. I now sit in bed, on my laptop, perusing Ubersite. In a few minutes I will begin playing Command & Conquer for the rest of the day. I can't wait 'til Westwood releases the 10-game set of all the C&C games this month. It will kick ass. My life will, once more, have purpose.
After skimming over all the drugs, mold, pedophiles, and laziness in my post, I thought of you...
Shlongy.
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Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-12 10:48:34 EST (#)
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Coke is boring
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:18:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-08 01:56:09 (#)
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I didn't read the reviews, which is ok because this is the only one that matters:
cocaine addiction kills people.
routinely.
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So do cars, but I still drive.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:21:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:06:31 (#)
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Goddamn you!
Why would you tell me Westwood was releasing all 10 games? Why?
Do you have any idea how much sleep I'm going to lose over the next 6 months now?
Bastard!
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sweet mother of mercy!
tomorrow...
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7657341&type=product&id=1134700687923
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:13:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:41:30 (#)
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i really hate the fact that addicts have better chances at getting jobs, healthcare, financial aid and crap because they did drugs. it's like hi, hello, i didn't fuck myself over with loads of dope and you're NOT going to help me out? thanks alot. crack babies aside, addicts do this shit to themselves, let's let them actually suffer the consequences instead of getting pity for fucking up their own lives. some shit yeah isn't that harmless, i think pot should be treated the same way alcohol is legally. but even then, once someone crosses the line and becomes an alcoholic and does things like drink and drive they really should lose everything they have since they're willing to take it away from other people.
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wasn't there a King of the Hill episode about that?
i think there was. if so, it was hilarious.
Submitted by Gods_Imaginary_Friend (user info) at 2006-02-09 03:41:41 EST (#)
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Funny, I thought dope effects dopamine levels cause of the similar name, turns out it effects you by binding to the cannabis receptor.. seems I was on the right track.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-09 03:07:58 EST (#)
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it makes you lazy and you become quite happy achieving nothing rather than being out in the world living your life.
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To quote one of the most wise men to ever walk this earth, "Dope doesn't make you lazy. It makes you realize it's not worth the effort."
-Bill Fucking Hicks. listen to him, and all your questions about drugs will be answered.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-02-09 00:02:08 EST (#)
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Scientists have proven that coke is 20% better for you than AIDS.
Submitted by Gods_Imaginary_Friend (user info) at 2006-02-08 22:34:20 EST (#)
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woops, dope doesn't actually effect dopamine levels,
my bad
Submitted by Gods_Imaginary_Friend (user info) at 2006-02-08 22:19:31 EST (#)
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Weed isn't so bad if you use it in moderation, otherwise it makes you lazy and you become quite happy achieving nothing rather than being out in the world living your life. Careful not to OD on the stuff or you can get induced psychosis, basically brings on schizophrenia, I actually know of a couple of people to whom this happened.
As for cocaine and ecstasy the best thing you can do is read up on how they work, that should scare you away from using them. For Example, ecstasy causes a rush of the Neuro-transmitter serotonin that elevates the mood, heart rate etc. Prob is it forces so much through your brain that it 'spills' out of the channels it usually travels in. This causes your brain to send out enzymes to clean up the mess, these turn the spilled transmitter into PEROXIDE, yeah, the shit you die hair with. This effectively burns holes in your mind.
The other problem is that the receptors of the serotonin can get jack of being bombarded with the stuff and begin to retreat. This means that you will have a diminished ability to feel happiness for some time, possibly years in the worst case. This is not the same as a come-down though, you get that cause your body has a set amount of serotonin and when you push it all at once you don't have any left... at least not for a week or so while your body re-generates it.
Cocaine is pretty much the same, except it used the transmitter dopamine, same one effected from.. You guessed it, DOPE. It accumulates the stuff at the receptors rather than pushing it through.
Basically the bottom line is that these drugs push too much of a natural chemical through your brain, which causes it to try and counter the effect, which can be unpredictable given the unnatural amount you are pushing though.
So moderation is the key.
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2006-02-08 21:02:49 EST (#)
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I say do some of the white stuff with her. It's not so bad, same with the weed. It's just got bad stigma. It's like drinking 10 cups of coffee. Quit being so close minded, drugs are fun.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:18:10 EST (#)
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I kind of took the same route- sheltered thinking alcohol and drugs would end you.
But as long as you don't have an addictive personality (i.e. Danny Bonaduce) and keep things in moderation, don't sweat it.
Except Heroin that is, that shit scares my ass off.
I thought all tokers were worthless until I started smoking pot. I thought all Rollers were idiots until I dropped E and I figured all boomers and LSD users were hippies until I tried mushrooms and acid.
Eventually the novelty should wear off and you'll use them recreationally when you see fit. If not, consider your personality type 'addictive' and seek help.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2006-02-08 15:42:39 EST (#)
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I've smoked pot since grade 9, and I will give you this advice:
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM COKE!
Weed is one thing, it's harmless and fun, but coke will seriously fuck you up. Stay the hell away from it. Dump your girlfriend or you'll end up trying coke just once, like you ended up trying weed just once, and then you'll start doing it more and more. I live in Vancouver, where there's more pot than pencils and I've seen that scenario play out many a time. Just keep away from coke. Weed should be used in moderation, but anything other than that is pushing your luck.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:01:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:47:08 (#)
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"stastically speaking, you're more likely to choke on a cabbage leaf than OD from an Ecstasy pill"
Love that quote.
OF COURSE YOU CAN OD ON ANYTHING, BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOVE 10 KILO'S UP HIS NOISE FIRST TIME OUT IS HE? AND IF HE DOES, HE'S TOO STUPID TO WARRANT HIS PLACE IN THE FOOD CHAIN ANYWAY.
in moderation, the chances of dying first time out are akin to getting stabbed to death on you way home from a bar. Probably far lower.
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yeah but why would you want to test it kind of deal? there are better things to spend money on. like cokewhore hookers instead of a cokewhore gf.
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You'd want to take the 'small' risk because COKE IS FUCKING FUN. Seriously, if you've never tried it don't sit there telling him that it's not worth the risk - How can you have the foggiest idea whether a feeling you've never experianced could be worth something you've never gambled?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:03:02 EST (#)
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I've done coke once, only because I'd always wanted to try it and the opportunity arose. I can definitely say that I liked it waaaay too much and would like to say that I'd never do it again. Of course, if the opportunity arose again, I'm sure I'd give into peer pressure, cuz it's a bitch.
On the note of your GF blowing lines with her ex... Then only time I ever did drugs with an ex was to fuck. I'd be willing to put money on the fact that she's fucked him AT LEAST once.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:43:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:34:59 (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:42:39 (#)
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Weed will weaken your immune system so extra vitamins would be recommended to keep you up and functioning.
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has this actually ever been proved?
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I know my life has proved it to me in the past 25 years of smoking the stuff. I'm now at a stage where I just take it before a game on sunday morning and I've never felt better. The body needs to break down the THC which costs.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:34:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:42:39 (#)
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Weed will weaken your immune system so extra vitamins would be recommended to keep you up and functioning.
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has this actually ever been proved?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:42:39 EST (#)
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Weed will weaken your immune system so extra vitamins would be recommended to keep you up and functioning. Coke is fun in bed and on 24h boozing excursions but it'll suck you dry if you don't know where to draw the line..... The result of coke is that you burn energy for 3 days ahead and at a certain point you'll experience the lack of energy and maybe a slight depressive state. I'd recommend taking coke in capsules as it prevents you from the nose problems you'll experience after, let's say, a white weekend.
I've done all except H. and can only hope that you'll be able to do drugs without the drugs doing you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:35:52 EST (#)
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I have a funeral to attend this weekend....anyone have access to an 8-ball that I can purchase?
Submitted by Jogging_Monkey (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:25:28 EST (#)
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Bah, coke is OK once in a blue moon.
I'm only 24 and have tried everything under the sun short of injecting anything into my body.
The only thing i still use regularily is weed. Coke, E, LSD, zooms... etc... Are ingestend barely more than 2 or 3 times a year.
But drugs are bad mmmkay
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-08 05:02:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Playboy (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:19:21 (#)
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Burn her at the steak !
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I'll have mine medium-rare please.
-Dave
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:06:31 EST (#)
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Goddamn you!
Why would you tell me Westwood was releasing all 10 games? Why?
Do you have any idea how much sleep I'm going to lose over the next 6 months now?
Bastard!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:44:40 EST (#)
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Clearly you were high as hell when you wrote this. "Hey Ubersite, I was just wondering, you know, since you guys are so smart...are drugs bad?"
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-08 01:56:09 EST (#)
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I didn't read the reviews, which is ok because this is the only one that matters:
cocaine addiction kills people.
routinely.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:53:59 EST (#)
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ppsssst....over here!
heres a secret: people like to screw on coke.
basicly, your girlfriend is fucking her ex 2-3 times a month. probably more.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:50:19 EST (#)
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A bunch of people at my small high school do coke. On girl came back from a free period with blood dripping from her nose. Supposedly she is trying to give it up because her nose bleeds to much when she does it....
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:49:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:48:13 (#)
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Coke is too much.
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Has the fuhrer ever tried the green princess that is sativa?
Submitted by Playboy (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:19:21 EST (#)
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Burn her at the steak !
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:42:58 EST (#)
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All mind-altering drugs are good IF used correctly. Like Plato says: "Nothing in excess, everything in moderation." Maybe Sacrates said that, his teacher. Just stay at home, especially if you're experimenting. {Did you know, this is Wisher trivia, that this is where NXS got their name?}
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:05:53 EST (#)
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Oh yeah, and dump the coke head. She's only gonna do it more and more and more.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:03:45 EST (#)
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Yeah, after reading some of the comments I'd have to agree. Weed makes you lazy. Literally. If you smoke it all the time that is. If the most often you smoke it is on the weekends while sometimes going for weeks at a time your in no real danger, and the fact you smoked it every day for a week or so does not make you an addict or anything. However you shouldn't smoke it every day any more.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:00:43 EST (#)
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There's nothing wrong with weed, it's not any worse than alcohol anyways. Coke is bad though, really really bad. Coke is something people lose families and houses and get killed over.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:48:13 EST (#)
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Coke is too much.
Then again I'm younger and more innocent than yourself...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-07 19:20:55 EST (#)
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I have experimented with drugs. That being said.......
All drugs are bad for you.
Alcohol is the worst drug because it is legal poison. I drink a beer every now and then, and even a shot of Jack. The casual user has nothing to worry about, it is the user that gets picked up, slammed down, raped and owned by alcohol that has to worry.
And it will do that to way too many people.
And it does it without them knowing it, which is why it's dangerous.
I can't remember the last time I was drunk. Seriously.
No matter what level of impairment you are at, it is impossible to function at top efficiency when you are under the influence of any drug.
I think of all the time I have wasted being "wasted" and I regret most every minute.
The Ubersquare has spoken.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-07 17:39:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:54:44 (#)
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Stick with the natural stuff, honey. Anytime a lab or processing is involved you're gonna find trouble.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-02-07 17:37:39 EST (#)
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Weed is good when you're young and stupid and don't care about your job. i used to go into work jaded and sit there and stare at my computer screen all day, doing sweet fuck all.
Apparently weed has more tar than cigarettes??? My cousin told me that the other day, not sure if it's true or not. it does fuck your lungs up though.
But anything else is bad. Weed is as bad as I ever really got.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:54:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:36:04 (#)
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They're right - weed makes you fucking lazy, and then you lose your job, and then you have more time to smoke weed and don't get another one.
Smoke enough and you'll be too lazy to care that you're dating a cokehead.
Sorry. I spent a couple of years closely examining Drugs of Every Kind And Their Effect on My Ability to Function, and I have to say that drugs are fine if you never want to do anything else.
Blah blah, cue the fucking crowd of uberers who claim to thrive on weed.
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Dumbshit. Drugs affect everybody in a different way. You are inherently lazy, and drugs only bring it out. Berty said it best, drugs are only as bad as you are.
Everything you need to know about weed is right here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65607
And yeah, if she is doing coke with her ex, dump her ass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:48:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:28:23 (#)
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she was clean for a while and her ex got her to do it recently
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I bet her ex got her to 'do it' in another fashion recently too, bub.
I should know, because I've paid for whores with coke before...and are we talking cocaine, or methampetamine (crystal)?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:47:08 EST (#)
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"stastically speaking, you're more likely to choke on a cabbage leaf than OD from an Ecstasy pill"
Love that quote.
OF COURSE YOU CAN OD ON ANYTHING, BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOVE 10 KILO'S UP HIS NOISE FIRST TIME OUT IS HE? AND IF HE DOES, HE'S TOO STUPID TO WARRANT HIS PLACE IN THE FOOD CHAIN ANYWAY.
in moderation, the chances of dying first time out are akin to getting stabbed to death on you way home from a bar. Probably far lower.
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yeah but why would you want to test it kind of deal? there are better things to spend money on. like cokewhore hookers instead of a cokewhore gf.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:32:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:24:34 (#)
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Does your girlfriend like to fuck on cocaine? Face down, ass up.....
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Who doesn't like that position?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:24:34 EST (#)
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Does your girlfriend like to fuck on cocaine? Face down, ass up.....
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:20:09 EST (#)
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Needs one more for #1 most heated.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:30:04 EST (#)
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stastically speaking, you're more likely to choke on a cabbage leaf than OD from an Ecstasy pill"
Love that quote.
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Hahahahahah. The thing is, the people that OD on X are taking pills that are cut with a bunch of bad shit, with very little or NO MDMA. And they are going to clubs, and drinking and sweating and dancing. You have to keep very hydrated when you are on X, and mushrooms for that matter. There have been studies that show that if women do more than 50 hits of X in their life, it will start to permanently change chemicals in their brain, leading to depression. My feeling is that one should stick to the most natural drugs forms available. Try getting pure MDMA instead of X, etc. Synthectic drugs these days are cut with so much shit, it's hard to trust them or the source. I say when it doubt, don't partake. Stick to pot, mushrooms and maybe acid, at least that's been tried and true.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:22:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:12:43 (#)
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I supposed it would work contextually if I were to imply that I was suggesting you would have to wait in line behind everybody else before you could rant... But we'd both know I'd be lying.
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Aheheheheh. Fair play.
*silently takes off "OMG DRUGS R BAD AND I'VE DONE HARDER DRUGS THAN YOU AND I'M SO EDGY AND actually it's all a lie I've never even had a beer I just like being self-righteous on the internet AND LIKE DONT DUDE, BCOZ IT WOULD BE BAD AND SHIT LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!! WOOOO!! MELODRAMA!!1!!" sandwich board*
Dammit.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:12:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:06:58 (#)
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Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:49:38 (#)
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queue Filthy and her "drugs fucked ME up" rant...
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I'd be happy to oblige, but I'm too busy shooting up.
And in that context, it's 'cue' - apparently having a basic education fucked me up too.
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I supposed it would work contextually if I were to imply that I was suggesting you would have to wait in line behind everybody else before you could rant... But we'd both know I'd be lying.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:10:11 EST (#)
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my apologies for the poor spelling/grammar.
Cook one up for me won't you.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:06:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:49:38 (#)
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queue Filthy and her "drugs fucked ME up" rant...
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I'd be happy to oblige, but I'm too busy shooting up.
And in that context, it's 'cue' - apparently having a basic education fucked me up too.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:06:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:53:28 (#)
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you just advocated using temperance when dealing with coke but being an addict implies they no longer have control over their cravings. most of the shit against the drug use is against becoming or being an addict. and the harder shit, as much as you'd like to say is bullshit, is considered harder because there's almost no way to really predict what'll happen once you start. pot, most likely a billion to one odds kinda deal, will not kill you on the first try. you can od on the first try of almost everything else, even if it's just a little bit. all that caution about don't buy alot and ration or don't carry that much with you to a dealer is pretty much secondary to the fact you could kill yourself. i agree with the part about questioning your motives, then again alot of actions should have that kind of thought process behind it.
about the coke specifically. his gf lied to him about using an illegal substance that can get him harsher jail terms than pot if a cop for any reason finds it in his house or something goes wrong or a whole bunch of things along those lines. the lying part is what should end the relationship, cuz that's a seriously big lie. all fun aside, she seems like she's trying to cover a habit and how long before she starts snorting for more than fun if she's already walking that path.
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"stastically speaking, you're more likely to choke on a cabbage leaf than OD from an Ecstasy pill"
Love that quote.
OF COURSE YOU CAN OD ON ANYTHING, BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOVE 10 KILO'S UP HIS NOISE FIRST TIME OUT IS HE? AND IF HE DOES, HE'S TOO STUPID TO WARRANT HIS PLACE IN THE FOOD CHAIN ANYWAY.
in moderation, the chances of dying first time out are akin to getting stabbed to death on you way home from a bar. Probably far lower.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:02:05 EST (#)
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specify spook... just so i know who to target at least.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:59:42 EST (#)
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Not Bob.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:55:45 EST (#)
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My advice: don't listen to the idiot below me.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:55:20 EST (#)
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The more that I think about this, the more I think that you need to remove yourself from the entire situation...it's lose-lose.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:53:28 EST (#)
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you just advocated using temperance when dealing with coke but being an addict implies they no longer have control over their cravings. most of the shit against the drug use is against becoming or being an addict. and the harder shit, as much as you'd like to say is bullshit, is considered harder because there's almost no way to really predict what'll happen once you start. pot, most likely a billion to one odds kinda deal, will not kill you on the first try. you can od on the first try of almost everything else, even if it's just a little bit. all that caution about don't buy alot and ration or don't carry that much with you to a dealer is pretty much secondary to the fact you could kill yourself. i agree with the part about questioning your motives, then again alot of actions should have that kind of thought process behind it.
about the coke specifically. his gf lied to him about using an illegal substance that can get him harsher jail terms than pot if a cop for any reason finds it in his house or something goes wrong or a whole bunch of things along those lines. the lying part is what should end the relationship, cuz that's a seriously big lie. all fun aside, she seems like she's trying to cover a habit and how long before she starts snorting for more than fun if she's already walking that path.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:49:38 EST (#)
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queue Filthy and her "drugs fucked ME up" rant...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:46:31 EST (#)
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oh yeah...
your girlfriend is definatly fucking her ex.
sorry.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:44:58 EST (#)
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I recently retired, but I can't possibly leave this message as it is so bask in the glory of what will hopefully turn about to be my final review.
everything 'They' ever told you about drugs is a lie. Such a powerful lie that everybody else got sucked in too and now when you ask for people's opinions about the so-call 'harder' narcotics, They'll be a section of people who will give you a reactionary "That's heavy shit dude, don't do it". These people should NOT be listened to because they havn't got a fucking clue what they're talking about. Same goes for the ones who say "I had this friend who's life got fucked up from coke" - It's ALWAYS somebody's fucking FRIEND, never actually THEM.
Think about it. Think about your initial reaction to pot and the whole 'scene' and how afterwards you eventually found out that actually, when you really get down to it, it's not that bad at all. Well your basis for that initial - and mistaken - opinion was exactly the same as the basis for your CURRENT one on cocaine - somebody else told you it was evil and you believed them.
Sure coke, like all drugs, can be pretty bad. It's costlier than a motherfucker for a what is a essentially a pretty short high and is also one of the most addictive substances when your on it.
"whilst your on it": That's the key here, and you should listen to what everybody has said about that, whilst your high, you WILL snort up everything that you've got. Don't get loads and plan to only do a little bit because no matter how self controlled you think you are, that's just never going to happen - spend as much as you are willing to part with and then remove yourself from a situation where it would be easy to get hold of more before taking any of it - that's where everybody's problem with coke lies. Theres no craving the next day (not too much anyway), but on the night, if you've got $500 when you start and you're standing next to a dealer, you better realise that you aint going home with a dime.
What you should really ask yourself though, is why you want to take it. Establish your motive before snorting your first line. Personally I went through a phase where I wanted to experiance new things and so took everything I could get my hands in simply because I wanted to make my own mind up about the pro's and con's of each drug and THEN intelligently decide whether it's really worth the money/risk/hassle based on my OWN experiances. If, on the otherhand, you you're only taking it because you feel you HAVE to or because you want acceptance than you're being an idiot.
Blah, I've rambled too long over this, and my thoughts on 'hard' drugs can be found on the posts I've done on Ectasy amd Cocaine but I can guarentee you that the best way to decide whether it's for you is to take a little and see how you get on. Problem is, by that time it might already be too late
...but then I guess that's the chance you take. There's a slim chance you might get addicted, sure, but on the other hand if you don't take the risk, you're missing out on an experiance that could well turn out to be one of the nest you've ever had - it's a high stakes card game, decide how much you wanna gable and act accordingly.
But for the love of god, ignore 99% of what other people tell you - including this review if you feel you must.
have fun.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:39:08 EST (#)
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Clearly, this post is on most heated because of the Shlongy picture.
And because of the coke addled whore in training. Uber likes a good downward spiral story.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:38:40 EST (#)
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the end of that movie is the only time i've ever found jennifer connolly disgusting.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:35:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:28:23 (#)
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she was clean for a while and her ex got her to do it recently
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If you're in any way naive about this stuff you do not need to be dating a girl who a) had a coke habit and b) has an ex who has no problem with encouraging her to have a coke habit.
Bollocks to the "who I am to judge" stuff - they're going to end up fucking. The fact that this isn't blindingly obvious to you suggests that you're going to get taken for a ride here.
There's no real way to answer the 'how much is too much question', but a reasonably good test is to work out how you'd feel if you could never do that thing (smoke weed/snort coke/fuck midgets) ever again for the rest of your life. If the thought panics you rather than just prompting a "Bummer. Oh well," you're in the danger zone.
Regardless of what the 'weed is harmless and fun' brigade may say, all drugs will fuck you up eventually. The hard stuff will mess with your head and the soft stuff (weed, alcohol etc) just make you fucking boring. Pack it in dude - you're not missing anything worthwhile.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:34:24 EST (#)
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Is she familiar with the term "ass to ass" because she will be.
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:21:29 EST (#)
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I don't have much for you other than. Leave the broad before she starts hocking your shit on the way to her ex's house to do a dildo show while blowing a crack dealer for more coke. Then she comes home all lit up, gives you a herpes infected kiss, and then feeling guilty has some pity sex with you.
In the end you will have a rotten penis, herpes face, no more shit (get used to eating moldy bread), and the reputation of being that naive kid who hooked up with the drug addict slut.
Oh yeah weed makes you lazy.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:00:13 EST (#)
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you'll grow out of it. Or screw up your life.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:52:16 EST (#)
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yeah but some of us wrote about fucking...
how many times a day do you watch clerks now?
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:35:58 EST (#)
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I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK, ASSHOLE
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:34:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:28:54 (#)
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NO, I didn't read it, nor any of the other ones. I refuse to support this Ubertines fiasco. What is it like, a play on "Saltines"? I dont get it.
You're all retarded. Let's make some fuck.
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"Valentines" , Fetabrain
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:29:11 EST (#)
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Stay away from it. It's possible you will do it and like it but never develop a problem.
It's also possible that you'll fuck your entire life up...
When you've been down the road of a hard coke addiction it kinda ruins every other means of inebriation. I haven't done blow in a couple years but when I drink and toke it's just not the same as it was before I put that filth up my nose.
Keep smoking weed. It's better than any other inebriating drug (physically). Only problem is it's illegal so don't be a fucking moron about it.
...and chicks that do coke are typically whores or whores-in-training. No matter if you decide to stick with the weed or do some lines, you should drop the broad.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:28:54 EST (#)
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NO, I didn't read it, nor any of the other ones. I refuse to support this Ubertines fiasco. What is it like, a play on "Saltines"? I dont get it.
You're all retarded. Let's make some fuck.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:13:04 EST (#)
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method you suck you never rated my ubertines post.... did you even read it? did you read any? you suck!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:08:45 EST (#)
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hmmm cock jockey. job app anywhere?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:02:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:59:44 (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:57:56 (#)
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why dont you broads both shut the fuck up and get back under my desk
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Eat it, cockjockey!
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:57:56 (#)
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why dont you broads both shut the fuck up and get back under my desk
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ONE IN THE SAME
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:02:00 EST (#)
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wha-?
i step away for one minute and this thing is on MH?
wtf?
oh well, back to command & conquer
onward, nerds!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:59:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:57:56 (#)
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why dont you broads both shut the fuck up and get back under my desk
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Eat it, cockjockey!
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:57:56 EST (#)
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why dont you broads both shut the fuck up and get back under my desk
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:48:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:41:30 (#)
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i really hate the fact that addicts have better chances at getting jobs, healthcare, financial aid and crap because they did drugs. it's like hi, hello, i didn't fuck myself over with loads of dope and you're NOT going to help me out? thanks alot. crack babies aside, addicts do this shit to themselves, let's let them actually suffer the consequences instead of getting pity for fucking up their own lives. some shit yeah isn't that harmless, i think pot should be treated the same way alcohol is legally. but even then, once someone crosses the line and becomes an alcoholic and does things like drink and drive they really should lose everything they have since they're willing to take it away from other people.
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Agreed. There would be enough resources to go around if they didn't go in and out of rehab a million times. I say 3 strikes you're out. Rehab is what you make of it. With addicts, it's always someone else's fault, which seems to be the American mantra overall these days. China kills it's drug addicts. Now I'm not saying to go that far, but how about some consequences? Or maybe just legalize everything, and ship all of the warehoused drugs to a football stadium, unload the drugs, get the addicts to come, and lock the doors. Let them use to oblivion.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:46:28 EST (#)
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ONE OF THE WORST ADDICTIONS YET... http://www.ubersite.com/m/83513
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:46:21 EST (#)
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Welcome to the wonderful world of drugs!
It's not so much the weed that is making you lazy, its how often you've been smoking. Lay off for like a week or so and not only will you get your ambition back, but you will get so much more stoned on so much less weed.
As far as the coke thing, I would be wary of the ex, but not necessarily of the coke. I know numerous "upstanding" professional business people who do it recreationally and lead "normal" lives. (Of course I also know someone who was a hopeless addict and had to go to rehab to straighten her life out) It all depends on the type of person you are and your mental state.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:42:18 EST (#)
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yeah they get gov't cutbacks but then orgs like narcotics anonymous help them out anyway.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:41:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:35:43 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:12:23 (#)
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take it easy, i know you have a soft spot for addicts. i remember you mentioned something about being a social worker.
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I actually dislike addicts. Hugely. I go out of my way to not work with them, because I have very little compassion for their antics. I'd rather they get treatment from people who have compassion and patience for their bullshit. I don't enjoy being manipulated and used, nor do I enjoy having my life at risk when they are in my presence, which has happened more than I care to remember on the job. There's a certain bleak, black and evil look to people whose lives have been completely dominated by drug use. With some of them, they are barely human. All of the light has been snuffed out, all redeeming qualities are gone. It is sad of course, but they made those life choices to be an addict. No one shoved the needle in their arms. There are PLENTY of opportunities for rehab, many free and paid for via our taxes and charitable donations.
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most of that i agree with. the whole "plenty of oppertunities" not so much.
one of the most commonly cut back budgets in state govt. is that of funding for rehabilitaion.
in EVERY state, the number of addicts far outnumber the amount of space/beds in facilities.
but it is a decision they make and if they really want the help, it is out there.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:41:30 EST (#)
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i really hate the fact that addicts have better chances at getting jobs, healthcare, financial aid and crap because they did drugs. it's like hi, hello, i didn't fuck myself over with loads of dope and you're NOT going to help me out? thanks alot. crack babies aside, addicts do this shit to themselves, let's let them actually suffer the consequences instead of getting pity for fucking up their own lives. some shit yeah isn't that harmless, i think pot should be treated the same way alcohol is legally. but even then, once someone crosses the line and becomes an alcoholic and does things like drink and drive they really should lose everything they have since they're willing to take it away from other people.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:35:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:12:23 (#)
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take it easy, i know you have a soft spot for addicts. i remember you mentioned something about being a social worker.
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I actually dislike addicts. Hugely. I go out of my way to not work with them, because I have very little compassion for their antics. I'd rather they get treatment from people who have compassion and patience for their bullshit. I don't enjoy being manipulated and used, nor do I enjoy having my life at risk when they are in my presence, which has happened more than I care to remember on the job. There's a certain bleak, black and evil look to people whose lives have been completely dominated by drug use. With some of them, they are barely human. All of the light has been snuffed out, all redeeming qualities are gone. It is sad of course, but they made those life choices to be an addict. No one shoved the needle in their arms. There are PLENTY of opportunities for rehab, many free and paid for via our taxes and charitable donations.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:24:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:29:30 (#)
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"think that if someone uses a substance every single day, they might have some addiction issues with it."
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exactly. caffeine and nicotine being the worst offenders. if it's something that you don't generally need to live or isn't on the food pyramid and you have it every day, you might wanna slow down and even see if you can. you should break up with your gf. you may be doing drugs too, but she told you she quit, so that means she's lying to hide her habit from you. bad bad omen right there.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:14:26 EST (#)
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Suggestion: take three Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall to sleep.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:12:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:46:36 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:29:30 (#)
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"think that if someone uses a substance every single day, they might have some addiction issues with it."
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how inteligent
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I made this "intelligent" statement because I've spoken to well meaning people who smoke pot every single day and deny they might have a bit of an addiction. I'm sure that most "addicts" feel they don't have a problem. My point is that some people may want to explore the reasons why they feel they need to get high every day, without several moderately long sober stretches like Badass was saying.
Don't be a dick, retrospect.
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take it easy, i know you have a soft spot for addicts. i remember you mentioned something about being a social worker.
and you dont think that the only thing that gets badass and others through their "moderately long sober stretches" is the knowledge that they are coming back to whatever it is they left?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:52:58 EST (#)
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girlfriend is cheating with the ex she did coke with.
she just went over there, did some coke, and DIDN'T get fucked? no way.
lose the broad immediately. no questions asked.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:49:58 EST (#)
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You dipshits are weak.
Cocaine is NOT addictive if you have a strong enough personality and brains.
I mean, I've been enjoying doing lines for more than 25 years and you don't see Shlongy all wrapped up in it and addicted.
Pansies.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:49:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:37:36 (#)
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Stick to Herion.
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hahahahaha
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:46:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:29:30 (#)
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"think that if someone uses a substance every single day, they might have some addiction issues with it."
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how inteligent
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I made this "intelligent" statement because I've spoken to well meaning people who smoke pot every single day and deny they might have a bit of an addiction. I'm sure that most "addicts" feel they don't have a problem. My point is that some people may want to explore the reasons why they feel they need to get high every day, without several moderately long sober stretches like Badass was saying.
Don't be a dick, retrospect.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:37:36 EST (#)
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Stick to Herion.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:29:44 EST (#)
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MF is right on with the personlity bit, if you are weak or have a dependant personality then drugs are not for you.
I've done most of the drugs listed in the post and reviews but I've never become addicted to any of them.
Now and then I'll lay off the pot, its the only one I still do, but I'll lay off for 3-4 months just to make sure I'm in check....and man is it oh so nice when you go back.
Just be careful, even pot can get you in trouble...eventually you get very comfortable with it and the paranoia goes away and you're getting high all the time. I'm not worried, I can be high in front of police, family, strangers, work, whatever...I'm comfortable...that's probably not good.
If you are worried then its best you stay away that would be my suggestion.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:29:30 EST (#)
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"think that if someone uses a substance every single day, they might have some addiction issues with it."
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how inteligent
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:27:24 EST (#)
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That being said, I think all drugs should be legal. Pot is way better than alcohol anyday in EVERYway.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:23:08 EST (#)
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I think drug addiction is partly a personality defect. If you have an addictive personality, then you will mostly likely have trouble staying off drugs or just using recreationally. I think that if someone uses a substance every single day, they might have some addiction issues with it. There are some drugs that I would personally steer clear of like coke, heroin, crack, meth etc. It's just not my style. You probably shouldn't be smoking every single day, it could be excessive. If you're high more than sober, then there's a problem. Or if you can't stand the idea of going off it for a bit, then you need to think about that.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:19:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:15:46 (#)
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just go for it dude - your life sounds pretty shite anyway you may as well enjoy yourself on coke for a bit.
weed will make you the weakest link.
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Count on the Aussie to tell it straight.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:18:48 EST (#)
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I'm arrogant enough as it is. Coke? Really enjoy it, but it's overpriced for the high, and I get kinda, er, more arrogant. If you've come this far, you don't need to try it.
It's a toughie.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:15:56 EST (#)
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coke is a disgusting and horrible drug, but some people develop problems with it and some don't. doing it every now and then is not necessarily a bad thing. here's a joke:
Q: what do you do on cocaine?
A: more cocaine.
thank you ladies and germs, i'll be here all week, try the veal.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:15:46 EST (#)
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just go for it dude - your life sounds pretty shite anyway you may as well enjoy yourself on coke for a bit.
weed will make you the weakest link.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:13:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:32:24 (#)
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Coke does different things for different people.
I've seen people lead pretty normal lives and maintain a sizable habit and I've seen other people go into a nasty downward spiral from it. If she seems like she handles her shit still, no big deal. If she starts eyeing your computer and asking how much you paid for it, you're in trouble.
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I agree with Scourge. And it sounds to me like your bigger concern might be one of trust, not coke. I did no drugs until college, then did a bunch, and now only occasionally indulge. I regret nothing. Smoking a bowl is harmless. Coke occasionally, fine. But being lied to? No way.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:10:45 EST (#)
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bit obvious Bertram?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:07:49 EST (#)
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meh.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:05:49 (#)
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Don't Do Drugs! Get some respect boy!
On a side note, this Mr. T shtick is getting pretty fucking old.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:06:45 EST (#)
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NUUUUUGS!
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:05:49 EST (#)
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Don't Do Drugs! Get some respect boy!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:04:24 EST (#)
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Oh God! The elitism starts.
Becoming an egotistical, snobbish cunt: The REAL Danger of Marijuana!
Drugs are only as bad as you are. If you're depressed, anxious and neurotic then fatty foods can fuck you up. If you're ok you can occaisonally inject heroin and be fine.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:01:32 EST (#)
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Weed, in moderation, is mostly harmless. It's non-addictive. Don't listen to all of those reports that link weed to eventual mental illness. What do scientists know? The whole laziness thing is a side effect of the weed. Just remember, the smell lingers in clothes and furniture and those who don't smoke it can smell it quite clearly.
Coke is Bad News, with a capital B. Unless you can afford a $500/week habit, avoid it like ebola. I've seen a lot of people fuck their lives up with that shit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:59:01 EST (#)
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"Cocaine's a helluva drug."
If she's doing it with her ex, be wary. Wery wery wary. It could turn out to be a wery bad situation. Wery wery bad.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:57:38 EST (#)
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I'd like to counter the whole 'weed makes you lazy' train of thought.
In my VAST experience it is totally dependant on the Quality of the weed.
If you buy a 40 dollar quarter or a 140 dollar ounce you will likely get shitty 'make you lazy' weed.
However if you by the 80 - 100 dollar quarter or the 300 - 400 dollar ounce I find that it doesn't make me lazy at all.
Keep in mind that I spent 5 years building houses and getting high the whole time so there really was no room for laziness while high.
coke is ok in small but fun doses.
does your girl suck cock for coke? because that is probably a problem.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:56:04 EST (#)
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You're "lazy" because you're smoking too much dope, dumbass. That's what it does to you.
And do yourself a favor and stay away from the blow. It's good stuff, and that's the problem. A little every now and then won't kill you if you know how to party the right way. You don't.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:54:44 EST (#)
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Stick with the natural stuff, honey. Anytime a lab or processing is involved you're gonna find trouble.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:48:07 EST (#)
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Drew: "Wear a rubber, dude."
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:47:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:33 (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:38:50 (#)
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i didn't see it for myself.
she told me out of the blue. i didn't mind it so much but then she said she was probably going to do it that weekend.
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Sorry dude, but I doubt coke was the only thing she was planning on doing that weekend, if you suspect that crowd is shady, they are.
If I were you I would be questioning what else she is doing, actually if I were you I would have gotten her to get naked on camera while she was coked up, then dumped her and put it on the internet.
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That's one way to handle the situation.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:47:11 EST (#)
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she WANTS me to take pics/vids of us fucking.
i'm still wary of it.
but if i do, be sure that i'll post it on uber first.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:33 EST (#)
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wait.
so the penis does what?
does she snort the penis?
i just don't follow.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:38:50 (#)
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i didn't see it for myself.
she told me out of the blue. i didn't mind it so much but then she said she was probably going to do it that weekend.
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Sorry dude, but I doubt coke was the only thing she was planning on doing that weekend, if you suspect that crowd is shady, they are.
If I were you I would be questioning what else she is doing, actually if I were you I would have gotten her to get naked on camera while she was coked up, then dumped her and put it on the internet.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:28:23 (#)
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she's 4 years older than me. she was clean for a while and her ex got her to do it recently. she does it 2-3 times a month.
it's not so much the drug that worries me but the crowd associated with it. i saw some crazy shit at her friend's last coke party.
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Big, big red flag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:25 EST (#)
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All I know is that I never got "the munchies" while doing blow.
Consequently, I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine while 78.5% of Uber are a bunch of fatasses.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:45:04 EST (#)
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Both of you, STOP NOW before it's too late.
I'll take what's left of that bag and dispose of it for you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:44:21 EST (#)
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(I'm talking about her putting the ex's cock in her by the way)
(as in penis)
(as in she's probably cheating on you)
(with the ex)
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:43:56 EST (#)
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i'm sorry, berty. i don't get it?
<naive, puzzled look on face>
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:43:49 EST (#)
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"That being said, I just found out that my girlfriend does coke."
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LOSE HER
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:42:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:28:23 (#)
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she's 4 years older than me. she was clean for a while and her ex got her to do it recently. she does it 2-3 times a month.
it's not so much the drug that worries me but the crowd associated with it. i saw some crazy shit at her friend's last coke party.
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Um. Dude. I may be leaping to conclusions here but it seems likely your birds ex has got her to put more stuff into her body than just cocaine.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:42:06 EST (#)
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Weed has the same effect on me. Makes me even lazier, if that's possible.
Coke is a fantastic drug, but anything that good can't be fucken good for you.
Sounds like you and the girl are totally different people. You're into clean living, she's not. End it now while it's still amicable, and angle to salvage a fuck buddy out of the situation.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:41:49 EST (#)
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Everyone I've ever seen on Coke became an arsehole.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:41:40 EST (#)
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You know it's too much coke when you log on to Ubersite to whack off over a picture of Urbane's twat.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:41:03 EST (#)
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Cokeheads are so annoying and stupid.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:38:50 EST (#)
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i didn't see it for myself.
she told me out of the blue. i didn't mind it so much but then she said she was probably going to do it that weekend. i asked her if it was something she'd do for a few times or on and off for the rest of her life. she told me it would be around for the rest of her life - nothing heavy, but now and again.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:36:04 EST (#)
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They're right - weed makes you fucking lazy, and then you lose your job, and then you have more time to smoke weed and don't get another one.
Smoke enough and you'll be too lazy to care that you're dating a cokehead.
Sorry. I spent a couple of years closely examining Drugs of Every Kind And Their Effect on My Ability to Function, and I have to say that drugs are fine if you never want to do anything else.
Blah blah, cue the fucking crowd of uberers who claim to thrive on weed.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:35:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:33:39 (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:28:23 (#)
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she's 4 years older than me. she was clean for a while and her ex got her to do it recently. she does it 2-3 times a month.
it's not so much the drug that worries me but the crowd associated with it. i saw some crazy shit at her friend's last coke party.
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Did she tell you about this, or did you hear/see for yourself?
She had a problem with coke in the past, then quit, and is now snorting again with her ex? Dump her, now. Not only will she probably get hooked again, she will probably be blowing the ex to get it.
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I agree. That definitely raises alarms to me.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:35:06 EST (#)
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I don't like the way people act on Coke, hence I avoided it in the most part.
I know a lot of people say this but when I tried it I was kinda meh about it.
Just my opinion, nothing really concrete there.
-Dave
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:33:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:28:23 (#)
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she's 4 years older than me. she was clean for a while and her ex got her to do it recently. she does it 2-3 times a month.
it's not so much the drug that worries me but the crowd associated with it. i saw some crazy shit at her friend's last coke party.
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Did she tell you about this, or did you hear/see for yourself?
She had a problem with coke in the past, then quit, and is now snorting again with her ex? Dump her, now. Not only will she probably get hooked again, she will probably be blowing the ex to get it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:32:24 EST (#)
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Coke does different things for different people.
I've seen people lead pretty normal lives and maintain a sizable habit and I've seen other people go into a nasty downward spiral from it. If she seems like she handles her shit still, no big deal. If she starts eyeing your computer and asking how much you paid for it, you're in trouble.
Coke just made me feel nervous the time or two I did it. Not worth the cash outlay to me.
And what Sphagnum said about weed and laziness.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:32:14 EST (#)
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Weed is harmless. Coke is serious shit, if you're involved with coke users take care of yourself. That's not to say never do coke cause it's alright if you know what you're doing and don't do too much. My friend on the other hand does all kinds of drugs: coke, lsd, e, shrooms. Anything really. And his life is fucked beyond all imagining. He dropped out of junior college and now does...pretty much nothing. But drugs of course.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:28:23 EST (#)
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she's 4 years older than me. she was clean for a while and her ex got her to do it recently. she does it 2-3 times a month.
it's not so much the drug that worries me but the crowd associated with it. i saw some crazy shit at her friend's last coke party.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:27:23 EST (#)
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+2 for the file name.
Coke is different than weed. I heard it described perfectly once.
"You don't save coke. No one ever does a line and says 'I'll save the rest for tomorrow so I can fly then too.' If you have more coke, you will burn it. You will burn through as much as you have until you have no more."
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:26:33 EST (#)
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Everything in moderation.
Also, the weed/laziness correlation is well documented.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:26:24 EST (#)
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i laughed at buttmonger.
and at "nugs not drugs"
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:25:54 EST (#)
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Coke is bad fucking news. One day you'll come home to find all your shit missing and sold to feed your girlfriends "coke-monkey", or else you'll find her blowing random shitbags to feed her habit.
Split now while you still have a televison.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:25:53 EST (#)
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You are 22 and dating a girl who did coke 10 years ago, I hope she isn't the same age as you.
And did she tell you she still does it or did you find out on your own. If she has been lying about it, that is a big deal, if she told you she did it again, don't sweat it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:24:55 EST (#)
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In other news: I'm lazy.
I awoke and had the urge to stay home from work (there's no work so the boss doesn't care - but I don't get paid). I felt this overwhelming feeling come over me. Feeling lazier than I had ever felt before, I decided to go take a shower. I could figure it out after I had cleaned up. But I never got in the shower. My gaze was fixed on the faucet. Slowly, I turned around and got back in bed. I called the boss and told him that I'd be in tomorrow. My hunger crept up and struck my gullet with an angry fist. In the kitchen, I made myself 2 PB & J sandwiches (I was careful to check for mold inside the jelly jar) and went back to my room. As I drew the sammich towards my mouth, I gagged. The bread's crust had flakes of mold on it. Just a few, but still, it's mold. I stared at the sandwich for a good 6-7 minutes, not wanting to waste my food. Eventually, I picked off the mold and devoured the sticky filth. I now sit in bed, on my laptop, perusing Ubersite. In a few minutes I will begin playing Command & Conquer for the rest of the day. I can't wait 'til Westwood releases the 10-game set of all the C&C games this month. It will kick ass. My life will, once more, have purpose.
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That's all that 'harmless' weed you've been smoking.
Enjoy it, man! You only live once.
If the bitch wants to do heaps of coke, start nose-fucking her. She will immediately reconsider.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:23:27 EST (#)
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Oopsie daisy. Nice file name, buttmonger.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:23:05 EST (#)
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Follow my new life policy, nugs not drugs. Every time you feel like doing drugs, go eat some chicken nuggets instead.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:22:40 EST (#)
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A little blow now and then, for "special occasions", like say, "Friday night", never hurt anybody.