Keep it down! (765 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.05 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mr_T (View user info) at 2006-02-07 12:09:49 EST
Murdoch here - the big guy left his account logged in,the big galoot! Baracus is off doing some driving in his van. He's still cranky about earlier when I played a prank on him. He has no sense of humor, all I did was drug his milk and then take him up in a helicopter with B.A. strapped to one of the landing strips. You should have heard him! "Murdoch you foo'! Let me down or I'm gonna throw you helluva far!"
People don't hear the full story about Bosco. Sure on cable he's all happy and smiley. Drink some milk, shoot a gun, juggle some young negroes. You don't hear about the abuse, the beatings, the dirty sanchezing.
Hannibal is ok, other than occasionally flicking with a towel in the communal showers, he doesn't get any jazz from BA.
Face and me though, we get it rough. "Jibba Jabba" this, "Jibba Jabba" that. Then he's got his gold chains wrapped around your neck!
This morning at oh six hundred I woke up to see BA squatting over me, his thunderballs resting on my chin, one of his shitty fingers up my nose and a fresh crap on my chest! He deserved that unexpected flight before. Fucking pussy.
Face hasn't talked in two days ever since the big guy poured gasoline up his ass and said that was the best lube he was gonna get!
Gotta fly, I can hear the sound of that van. And it's helluva fast!!
User Reviews
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey nigger, why are you up so early this morning?
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:12:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't get out much, do you?
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Mr T drive his van a helluva lot. If he get's out - it's usually to throw some nellyfaced fool suckah across his hood!
yo name is helluva stupid
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't get out much, do you?
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:32:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a little broke these days Mr. T.
Could you let me have a gold chain, just to buy food for the kids?
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Mr T got rid of all his gold giving it to crazy foo's who kept drugging my milk.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THIS JIBBA JABBA?
MURDOCH - I BE THROWIN' YO ASS CLEAR TO TIJUANA!!!!!!
I pity the fools who read these lies.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a little broke these days Mr. T.
Could you let me have a gold chain, just to buy food for the kids?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh hell no, I was a Jackson fan from the first post.
You can check it out.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-07 17:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn agent smith suckah! I ain't gonna put no 'period' in my name.
Mr T gonna cross his arms now and shake his head 'til you get the damn message!
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 17:02:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
What's this alter jibba jabba?
Listen up fools!
First name, Mister.
Middle name, Period.
Last name, T
Clear suckahs?
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I'm sorry Mister_T, sir, but it looks like your middle name is in fact underscore, not period.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut up Jonny fool. I put the laughter in manslaughter. Dig?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:45:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:34:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
A Mr. T Alter has _such_ potential.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:01:36 (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sorry but "Jibba Jabba" or "foo" will never be as good as "shamone."
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's this alter jibba jabba?
Listen up fools!
First name, Mister.
Middle name, Period.
Last name, T
Clear suckahs?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whose alter is this again?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sorry but "Jibba Jabba" or "foo" will never be as good as "shamone."
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Youre as good an alter as Michael Jackson, without the funny witty entertaining part.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmmm a shit story about shit and man rape.
If you'd been Apollo I would probably have +2ed this. As it is...
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sad thing is you're demonstrating your huge lack of knowledge other than the stereotypes of Mr T
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:34:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
A Mr. T Alter has _such_ potential.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Go eat a dick, alter. This is meh at best.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A Mr. T Alter has _such_ potential.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you people seem to forget how much you all hated Michael Jackson and Jewtoast at first too
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:18:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote this is "the alter who grew tiresome the fastest."
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I predicted that the first day he showed up.
-Dave
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote this is "the alter who grew tiresome the fastest."
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you think its OK to diss the 'team who's next? Airwolf? Knightrider? STREETHAWK?! Its madness I tells ya! MADNESS!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love it when...
...I take a dump and rub it on you
What?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you still suck but how come they never really shot anybody? are they the worst shots ever or what?