Finally, a camwhore of myself... (1065 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.14 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sleepingmonkey (View user info) at 2006-02-07 12:18:25 EST
I had promised myself I would not post again until I had a pic to put up. All of the pics I had were too fuzzy or just too stupid to put up, but I finally got a good one. It's me and my lady friend. That's all for now...
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83613
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:37:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
You could open cans with those teeth, headgear.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You sully the monkey name, you're not welcome in the monkey screen name club
LEAVE!
>points<
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do you both.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:23:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, tammy, you fat pig.
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Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:13:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is everyone so fucking mean?
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ahahhahahahaha
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not sure what's the funniest about this whole situation:
A. You thought that was a good picture.
B. You thought anyone wanted to see a picture of you.
C. Everyone so vehemently did not want to see a picture of you that they went through the trouble of insulting and -2ing you just to prove it.
D. That I'm a hypocritical asshole and am also guilty of option C.
E. In fact I'm even worse because my bit is really long winded and not very funny.
F. That I realized option E quick enough to not post this whole shit, but I went ahead and did it anyways because I'll be fucked if I care (and further, I added yet another option).
Anyways, you're kinda creepy looking.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, tammy, you fat pig.
Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is everyone so fucking mean?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are damn lucky I have an auto monkey +2 policy
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, now I know where the "monkey" part of your screennname comes from...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
proportiowned
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is your idea of a "good one", please, do not ever get a drivers license...or, even more urgent, don't ever reproduce.
Although, based on the picture, I don't think we're in any danger of THAT happening.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I might have paid this girl..."
+0 for my ineptitude.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Finally! I'm back! And look, I've brought you all a pic!
I hope that you'll all rate this well and suck my Uberdick!
Please don't ask about why my right forearm is so huge
Just let the good times roll and shower down those sweet plus 2s,
Nevermind the fact that I'm as pale as cold clam chowder
(My name is sleepingmonkey but my friends all call me Powder)
Disregard my hands and how they're larger than my head
I'm too sexy for proportion, just like Right Said Fred
I might paid this girl to stand with me - I'll never tell
But if you fuckers hate on me, then you can go to hell.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like Curious George
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*throws random insult*
*resumes piddling away meaningless existance on uber*
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FINALLY! I'VE BEEN WAITING!
thank heavens, this is what i've been waiting for. now i can sleep tonight.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Something about this posts says "they will like me more if they think I regularly hug cute girls"
What you probably should have done was....oh fuck it, I can't be bothered. If you were a girl this would be showered in +2s and on most heated by now. Life is cruel.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2.
That's all the comment this piece of shit comwhore deserves.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There a chick growing out the side of your neck. You may want to see a doctor about that.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The length of your forearm compared to the size of your head suggests that you are oddly proportioned.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 is the loneliest number you ever knew.
auto no content -2
Submitted by sleepingmonkey (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All right! I already had braces, assholes. The pic is taken in a bar on a camera phone, so it's a little bright. and I'll write more now, tools.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bad colour cast there. You need better lighting conditions. Have a play with curves in photoshop.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are your lips and bracelet colored but the rest of the pic is B/W?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-07 13:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to sleep.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So who's your boyfriend?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you look like a fucking asshole to me.
and I banged that chick just about a month ago.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
someone should photoshop you raping a dirty whore
oh wait
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whoops
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As the lone female to review this, let me just say - you're cute. Now post something worth reading or jump into a volcano head-first.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah. I was really waiting for your camwhore. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You could open cans with those teeth, headgear.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good lord. Ain't nothin fuzzy about that one.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*drops my -2 in the bucket and wanders off whistling.*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get some sun there Silas
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fifth post (6th if you count that fuckup on your 2nd) and we're supposed to care about your camwhore? Fuck off.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look a bit like Mike Skinner out of The Streets...dont be mistaken though, Im not trying to pull you,even though I would like to. I think you are really fit. Youre fit but my gosh dont you know it.
Dont worry, Ill never do a lyrics based joke ever again, I promise.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off, shitbandit
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wayne Rooney?