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ALABAMA CHURCH FRIES! I know who ate them! (510 hits)

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Rating: -0.8 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (View user info) at 2006-02-07 14:58:29 EST


At first, I thought it was a person who hates fat people. Do I hate fat people? No, I don't like them, but I certainly do not hate them. Then with the four new fries, I found out that a few skinny churches were involved.

What does this mean? It obviously has to be a person who hates the idea of Buddha & your every day fatty. Who hates Buddha & your every day fatty more thEn you Uber users? Now, let's take a look at the UberMap: www.lemonparty.org and find out who is the fattest.

The suspects are:

blahblahblahblahblahblah isuckatlife blahblahblahblah

yep. that's the guy. shlongy! he's the real man here. i know he's better than me, but maybe if i cut him down and call him a little girl i'll get some +2s. why? 'CAUSE I'M THAT TOUGH. like a man.

www.sylvesterstallone.com (that's my homepage)

so wtf? first i was on about church fries and fat people, now i'm dissing uber users.

wait. i forgot to capitalize Fat People.

ok. now i go cut myself.

in buddha's name i say,

ramon..

noodles!

(enclosed picture of what Fat Tony was really trying to say)

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:04:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

That was supposed to be my dong in your ass, but it fucked up. Whatever. Your post sucked.

--

no shit. all my posts are worthless

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That was supposed to be my dong in your ass, but it fucked up. Whatever. Your post sucked.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bullshit! Why'd that fuck up?


Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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. . . SHLONGY (in the corner, jealous)--->
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.................



Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NO

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-07 17:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's "lie down."

"To lay ____ down" is a transitive verb, it requires an object, e.g. "I need to lay this book down before I can help you with that box."

"To lie down" is an understood reflexive and is only used in the way that you used it.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-07 17:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my head hurts
I think I'll go home and lie down on the couch until the UNC-Duke game comes on.

or is that lay down?

Ah damn just when I got the whole it's vs. its down too.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my my my my my whooo!
mmmmmm my Ramona

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Greek


Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh


Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.

Homer: You said it, you weirdo.

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