Protective Pizza Mutt & Camwhore of Sin (819 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.25 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Stan> (View user info) at 2006-02-07 16:09:33 EST
Last night I ordered a pizza all to myself. I always give my dog, 'Sin', the crust. One of my roomates fat fuck friends came over and tried to swipe a piece of pizza while I was in the bathroom. While im pissing I hear him yelling something. I walk out to find him pinned against the wall with Sin growling at him. I thought he was going to cry. Moral of the story: Don't fuk with a dog and his pizza.
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh. i thought you were blowing him a 'shot gun'
but then there is the whole abscence of smoke thing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like a swell balloon knot sweeper.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That'd be a husky right? His eyes look blue in the picture so that's what I'm assuming since Malamutes always have brown eyes. Plus he looks too small to be a Malamute. He's cute though.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-08 00:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 husky...or is that a malamute?
i cant tell.
but i have 2 huskies of my own
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
an instance where the dog is hotter than the owner.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a fantastic dog
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA You gave the dog a blow job
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-02-07 17:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you trying to teach him how to suck your asshole?
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I think I love MistressFist.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of all the nerb
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:13:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
cute dog, too bad it's destined for an early death from eating pizza
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Dogs are like people, they never truly live if they haven't had pizza.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Muttality.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you trying to teach him how to suck your asshole?
Submitted by StanleyBostitch (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blowing a burp at him pretty sure.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you firing a tiny blowdart at your dogs nose?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My dog eats dogs like yours for breakfast. Cool pup though.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice striped shirt. Are you going to valet tonight?
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
cute dog, too bad it's destined for an early death from eating pizza
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you get a +1 for the Mastercard GMILFs...