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This will get you LAID! Plus CAMWHORE! (1904 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.61 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by iago (View user info) at 2006-02-07 18:08:51 EST


Original inspiration was from Method: http://www.ubersite.com/m/44550

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-10 13:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WINNER! http://www.ubersite.com/m/84913

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey I'm here to undo retal fuckers damage!

*looks around* Okay I'm done.

Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

eat shit and die

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-08 18:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

All the girls at the bars I go to are developing an immunity to rohypnol.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-02-08 16:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that gun holding guy the gun holding guy from 'Boondock Saints'?

That's awesome when the cat explodes. Did you notice in the following scenes they tried to cover it up by pinning a piece of paper on the wall?

Hilarious.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:15:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeebus who is that creepy dude on the bottom?

=============================

Brian Peppers, a sex offender in Ohio, and has found internet fame!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeebus who is that creepy dude on the bottom?

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yes

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:17:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:48:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the Rocco picture no.5. There simply cannot be enough Boon Dock Saints references on the web.

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There's two on this post.

1) Is obiously Rocco "Shut your fat ass Ravie, I cant by a pack of smokes without running into five guys youve fucked!"

2) ???????
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The second is putting ammonia on blood so you can't get a good sample.

Revel in my useless knowledge.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:48:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the Rocco picture no.5. There simply cannot be enough Boon Dock Saints references on the web.

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There's two on this post.

1) Is obiously Rocco "Shut your fat ass Ravie, I cant by a pack of smokes without running into five guys youve fucked!"

2) ???????

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant!

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If it wasn't for Chloroform I'd never get laid.

Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome!!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Looks like Sean Ryder in the camo gear.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:48:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the Rocco picture no.5. There simply cannot be enough Boon Dock Saints references on the web.
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This is also hilarious.

Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the Rocco picture no.5. There simply cannot be enough Boon Dock Saints references on the web.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The guy with the gun looks like my one neighbor. I call him Hagrid, but for some reason all of the kids call him Giggles.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That is one fucked up guy in #8.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Brian Peppers, a sex offender in Ohio.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the asterisk note alone

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tell me that fucking cat's name!

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:14:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Man that blew.

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Dont be a pussy by revenge posting because i called you fat, asshole.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Peppers?

I've been thinking for the longest time you were a girl...

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, forgot the +2. I liked this.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:40:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:25:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ammonia kills blood stains? I'll have to make a note of that.
____

Police keep a 2L of Coca-Cola in the trunk to get blood of the road. Quick fix.
----------------------

Hydrogen peroxide also works really well. Maybe even better.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Best pickup line EVER: Hey baby, does this rag in my hand smell like chloroform to you?

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

good post

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Man that blew.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-07 19:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup.

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-07 19:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You don't need all that, just have some wicked weed and you're good. {Knowing how to suck pussy don't hurt, while we're on the subject.}

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good post but the Chloroform similarity bothers me... Makes the whole thing seem sorta unoriginal.
Oh well, funny stuff.
WAY better than your shitty LOL 16YR OLD RAPE post.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well that reminds me of a bad party in college...

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:25:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ammonia kills blood stains? I'll have to make a note of that.
____

Police keep a 2L of Coca-Cola in the trunk to get blood of the road. Quick fix.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck yes

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:22:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

This ain't bad.


Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome. Since I'm done exams this weekend I'll try this out XD

NO BRIAN NO!!!

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ammonia kills blood stains? I'll have to make a note of that.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This ain't bad.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:13:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus man, you should NEVER let Method inspire you to anything! Who knows where it will lead!
==========

True. This is both my first inspiration by method, and my sickest post so far.

Your point is proven!

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 be yourself pic

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-07 18:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus man, you should NEVER let Method inspire you to anything! Who knows where it will lead!


Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.

Homer: Hiya.

Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.

Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead
of ya.

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