Can You Lend A Nigga A Pencil? (3502 hits)
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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2006-02-07 21:07:17 EST
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah.
I'm not done.
Ahahahaha.
Ok, watch it: http://www.whas11.com/sharedcontent/VideoPlayer/videoPlayer.php?vidId=49293&catId=49
He "emphasized the 'h'" :D
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:40:09 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=113967791164839684#1833433
I demand an answer!
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:24:08 EST (#)
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Why is that bitch so happy to report this ? Why is her fucking dress so disgustng ? And what kind of fucking name is Keasean ?
Kinda funny tho
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-10 02:10:48 EST (#)
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nigga.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-10 02:10:30 EST (#)
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sure.
I'm jealous your niggas are more eloquently spoken than our niggas.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:52:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:36:34 (#)
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Touched a nerve, eh?
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Canadian Copyright Infringement!
The authorities are on their way (coming by canoe, naturally. Hold still though, it'll take them some time).
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:36:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-09 04:43:05 (#)
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go fuck yourself, with your British "oh we can't fail the kids because it'll hurt their self image"
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Touched a nerve, eh?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:35:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-09 04:39:16 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-09 02:23:41 (#)
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blah blah blah...
11. Both born with functioning male genitalia
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Really?
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Of course, really. Just like your wheelchair.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:09:57 EST (#)
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What gets me is that garbage rapper who wrote "Gold Digger" can say "the n-word" in his song several dozen times, and then get AWARDS for that worthless music.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-09 04:43:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:27:59 (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:15:05 (#)
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My overriding thought is if that kid is an honour student he sounds as intelligent as horseshit.
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Dude, he's american - all you have to do to get an A there is turn up with clothes on.
go fuck yourself, with your British "oh we can't fail the kids because it'll hurt their self image"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-09 04:39:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-09 02:23:41 (#)
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blah blah blah...
11. Both born with functioning male genitalia
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Really?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:45:03 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/83659 Told you I would
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:26:04 EST (#)
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shoulda used jigaboo, it's more lyrical
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-08 16:02:40 EST (#)
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Fucking double standards. Granted, if the kids are yelling "fuck this" and "fuck that," the teacher's not allowed to follow suit.
But in the case of "the 'n' word," I'm shocked that people like that two-faced reporter actually refer to it as the "6-letter" word. She knew goddamn well the distinction between "nigger" and "nigga" and how niggas overuse that phrase so often nowadays it's not even a bad thing...unless a white person utters it.
I have absolutely no doubt that the fucking "honors" student said it first. What, he's an honor student so he can't be a liar? Fuck that. I've met my fair share of "honors students" (including myself, although I was in the tier on top of that for AP classes, but the same logic applies), and being a fuck-up and an honors student are not mutually exclusive events.
Just reading that kid's body language, I know he's full of shit and he probably called his friends after the interview and started off with "yo nigga, dis black bitch just done asked me some questions about our teacher. Just remember, tell her you didn't hear nothin' from me, aight?"
That being said, after 20 years, the teacher needs to better understand the politics of teaching.
The pencil thing was pretty funny.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-02-08 15:01:13 EST (#)
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WTF?
The teacher's supposed to be an HONORS English Teacher?
He wasn't even smart enough to stop REPEATING THE FUCKING WORD HE'S BEING SUSPENDED FOR.
Jefferson County Schools are in trouble.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:45:17 EST (#)
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Fucking double standards.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:12:39 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/65607
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:04:41 EST (#)
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How has this possibly got a thousand hits already?
NiggaHHHHH please.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:10:32 EST (#)
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I don't believe that I've told Soley how much I want to do her, lately.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:04:37 EST (#)
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The kid's kicking up a fuss about being called a "nigga" when his first name's Keysean. What the fuck kind of name is that?
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:56:17 EST (#)
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That reminds me of that time I bombed that embassy!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:42:27 EST (#)
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Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahah
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:27:17 EST (#)
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Gee, you sure are a talented writer.
Your use of the "ah" alone kept me mesmerized for seconds.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:17:16 EST (#)
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Disappointingly meh.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:17:07 EST (#)
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I had to come back to this because my whole office is in laughing fits right now.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:16:55 EST (#)
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if you look really closely you'll see that the nigga's glasses have 'Property of NBC' engraved
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:56:23 EST (#)
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That poor teacher... hypocrisy on top of hypocrisy on top of hypocrisy.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:29:36 EST (#)
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It's a pen
...Eeets ah pen
It's a pencil
...Eeets ah pensill.
Uno momento, pro favor
One moment please.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:27:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:15:05 (#)
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My overriding thought is if that kid is an honour student he sounds as intelligent as horseshit.
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Dude, he's american - all you have to do to get an A there is turn up with clothes on.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:15:05 EST (#)
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Not sure what to make of it.
My overriding thought is if that kid is an honour student he sounds as intelligent as horseshit.
I did laugh a little.
-Dave
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-08 01:39:29 EST (#)
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if nigga no go to school, nigga no get no job
if nigga no get no job, nigga no get no money
if nigga no get no money, nigga no get no BMW 7 series, nigga
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-08 01:37:15 EST (#)
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Why does she say he used a word htat was 6 letters long when he clearly said Nigga which is 5 letters long.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-08 01:24:43 EST (#)
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A TEACHER USED THE 'N' WORD? OHMY!!! It's only 6 letters long. Sit down 'Nigga'
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-08 01:21:15 EST (#)
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So did that nigga get his pencil back?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:33:22 EST (#)
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That video provoked a number of emotional responses, ranging from disgusted outrage of hypocrisy to sadness to utter amusement. Currently I don't know how to feel.
You know, I wonder what those 'diversity training' courses are like. I can't imagine it's anything but a soft spoken person telling the class that some words can hurt people's feelings, and then repeatedly pointing at crude crayon drawings of a white person and a black person to signify the diversity of the human race. "Black person...white person. Black person...white person."
And of course, the class ends with a group singalong of Ebony and Ivory.
"Side by side you are my amigo, negro, let's not fiiiiiiight..."
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:13:24 EST (#)
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I'd give my right arm to hear Filthy say niggah with that british accent....makes me all tingly thinking about it.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:13:20 EST (#)
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Poor whitey trying to cope in a black world.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:10:44 EST (#)
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Heh! G'nite folks, just having fun. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:07:36 EST (#)
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I hurl, alright, at every comment you make. . .
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:03:20 EST (#)
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Bubba, please remove the stick from your assh and read this next bit very very carefully.
My previous comments were said in a sarcastic and generally tounge-in-cheek fashion. If you can't figure that out, you should probably just save everyone the trouble of explaining their comments, and hurl your computer from the top of the nearest skyscraper.
Without letting go of the computer.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:56:20 EST (#)
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I figured the DUMB CUNT who wrote this had better manners, class, and
an education. Well, I guess I was worng.
May you choke on a big, black wang, honkey..er, ah,, Honey. . .
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:54:10 EST (#)
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"Cases of using racial epiphets are reviewed on a case by case basis" = its okay for da niggers to say niggahhh but not a working white boy.
I guarantee if there is such a thing as a teacher of the african american persuasion, nigger is part of his vocabulary.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:36:53 EST (#)
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nigga please....hahahaha
you live in Lousville, Kentucky? man thats fucking shitty.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:36:22 EST (#)
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What's the big deal here?
Where I come from they still chain the niggaHs to the back of Pick-up trucks and drag them till their heads pop off.
They still have their jobs.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:31:28 EST (#)
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"See the nigger fly the airplane."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:26:21 EST (#)
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So, the way an idiot spells something makes it OK?
Horseshit, young girl. You are a fucking moron. . .
Black folk around the world will kick your fat ass.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:26:00 EST (#)
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the site stopped working for me. IF i try to send people the link they can't access it.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:15:36 EST (#)
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!!!
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:13:42 EST (#)
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I'm sorry but that was fucking hilarious...some old white guy saying nigga.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:11:01 EST (#)
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Bubba, yes it is still a slur. Now, if you said "Yo, dumb whitebread cuntH" it would be just fine.
And it's 'niggah' that isn't a slur, not 'nigga'.
Stop getting your panties in a twist over (poor) attempts at humour on a website, dude. It wastes everyone's time, and I for one have a cross-burning/lynching to attend.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:01:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:44:52 (#)
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Well sheeeee-yiiiit. That's just typical of The Man. He just don't want an honest niggah like myself to be able to endorse her own name on welfare checks.
Incidentally, here's a deep philosophical question- if 'niggah' is not a racial slur, then is there anything wrong with saying "All y'all niggahs better get back in the fields, niggahs."?
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Iffin Nigga ain't a slur, then neither is "Yo, dumb whitebread CUNT..."
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:01:00 EST (#)
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NiggaHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:00:09 EST (#)
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great
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:55:12 EST (#)
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He wants the teacher to lose his job over that???
Typical dumb niggaHHHHHHH
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:54:32 EST (#)
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Big fuckin' whoop. You put in somethin' like 7 out of 16 reviews.
WAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:44:52 EST (#)
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Well sheeeee-yiiiit. That's just typical of The Man. He just don't want an honest niggah like myself to be able to endorse her own name on welfare checks.
Incidentally, here's a deep philosophical question- if 'niggah' is not a racial slur, then is there anything wrong with saying "All y'all niggahs better get back in the fields, niggahs."?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:37:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:33:56 (#)
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Well?
*Can* you lend a niggah a pencil?
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No. No, I can't. I have no pencils. BECAUSE THE MAN IS KEEPING ME DOWN.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:36:23 EST (#)
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+2 Because I had the EXACT. SAME. REACTION. as you did.
"Nigga this, nigga that. Can ya lend a nigga a pencil?"
HAR HAR HAR HAR peener o=3
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:36:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:33:25 (#)
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Have fun thinking you'll ever get the respect of another student, NIGGA!
And speaking of stalking FA...I think I'll go take a look at Circe's Valentine's Day post from last year.
CUZ U NO I GOTS DAT SHIT ON MY FAVORITES LIST NIGGA!!!
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Dude, this is serious - leave my nipples out of it. Can't you see the world of academia is in CRISIS?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:33:56 EST (#)
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Well?
*Can* you lend a niggah a pencil?
Because this niggah could use a few extras.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:33:25 EST (#)
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Have fun thinking you'll ever get the respect of another student, NIGGA!
And speaking of stalking FA...I think I'll go take a look at Circe's Valentine's Day post from last year.
CUZ U NO I GOTS DAT SHIT ON MY FAVORITES LIST NIGGA!!!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:32:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:31:02 (#)
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I'm offended as a white person.
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Me too! Quick! To the embassy! You get the matches and fuel - I'll bring the hypocrisy!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:31:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:30:01 (#)
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i bet that black bitch was happier than a pig in shit when she got to report that.
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She almost cracks a smile when he brings out the flash cards.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:31:02 EST (#)
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I'm offended as a white person.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:30:01 EST (#)
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i bet that black bitch was happier than a pig in shit when she got to report that.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:20:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:18:59 (#)
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Can a nigga get on MSN?
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Probably dude, but I'm white.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:18:59 EST (#)
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Can a nigga get on MSN?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:18:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:14:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:12:57 (#)
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Watching that poor bastard try to wriggle out of it was excrutiating.
ps Ive decided to internet stalk you FA, hope you dont mind. My next post is ALL ABOUT YOU...not in a creepy way...actually, forget that, it IS in a creepy way.
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What's that you say? You're going to kill all your family, sell their estate and give me the money?
Marvelous!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:13:41 EST (#)
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The 'nigga please' was the high water mark for me.
I've got it on repeat and it's broken me up every time.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:12:57 EST (#)
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Watching that poor bastard try to wriggle out of it was excrutiating.
ps Ive decided to internet stalk you FA, hope you dont mind. My next post is ALL ABOUT YOU...not in a creepy way...actually, forget that, it IS in a creepy way.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:12:24 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahahahhha
ok the guy has a point and I started to feel for him and then he went into the nigga please and nigga lend me a pencil and I lost it.