School Idiot + Poem? (721 hits)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (View user info) at 2006-02-08 01:34:52 EST
There is this kid Trevor at my school who is some how mentally challenged. This probably sounds mean but I fucking hate him. While in class he uncontrollably sratches his knee caps and will clap sharply every minute or so. He gets excited about stupid shit like watching a movie in spanish class. He never takes notes in any classes. The teachers never get mad at him for doing something normally punishable by the school rules. He loves to put one hand down his pants during class and presumably sratch away at his little balls. Also he loves to both pick his nose in class and never washes his hands after using the toliet. He never cleans himself up after eating or doing somthing dirty. The worst part of it all is that he thinks everyone loves him and he loves to hang out with people.
80 percent of my school hates Trevor. The other 19 percent he is either not around or they feel sympathetic for him.
Some stories of Trevor:
1. While camping in the mountains with the school he decides to put out a separate tarp for himself ignoring the rain warnings. At about 4 AM I am woken up to him screaming bloody murder because him, his sleeping bag, and all his stuff is soaking wet. The teachers have to help him out because he was to prudent to sleep under the covering that most other students slept under (the rest were in tents...like me).
2. The day of the Math final he keeps on asking the teacher specific questions about how to do the math. He kept on getting basically answers out of this teacher. After 3 - 4 problems she stopped and he started crying during the test because the teacher hadn't taught him the work. He was the only person to get a D on the final.
3. Another camping trip in the mountains and there is a bear warning. I of course rush to where the bears are nearest and Trevor is sitting on the ground crying prefusely and is scared of the bears but not moving himself away from them. After the bears get closer and a teacher warms him he screams loudly and runs away, only to trip and hurt himself causing more screaming and crying. Soon I had gone after the bear and decided to sleep as close to where the bear had last been see as possible. The teachers gave me a warning about bringing the bears back...it was very funny because Trevor tried to make a smart remark when I was getting this lecture and was efectively yelled at by a teacher.
Poem??
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destination,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?
Not really...oh well...
Here is a picture of Trevor whom I despise.
He is the one wearing glasses....the guy on the right was also a fucking tard and was expelled for trying to molest some girl.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
that's really you on the right
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Knock it the fuck off.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:08:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:30:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
This deserves a Stephen Lynch-ing:
When I was a boy of 10
I had a very best friend
Ed was kind, with good intent,
But just a little different............
GODAMMIT YOU STUPID FUCK THAT IS THE OFFICIAL UBER ELECTRO SONG, HOW DARE YOU USE IT IN ANY OTHER MANNER
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I've been a part of this site for going on seven months now. Like I know any better.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:09:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-14 17:14:03 (#)
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method: are you of the Christian faith, Jeffrey?
electro1178: well, I do believe there is a god up there somewhere.
method: DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS, JEFFREY? BECAUSE IF YOU DONT, YOUR SOUL WILL BURN IN ETERNAL HELL
method: THEY DONT HAVE CHEEZ DOODLES IN HELL, JEFFREY
electro1178: Who the hell said I like cheez doodles?
electro1178: oh yeah, that joke AJ made.... he is going to hell for that one...
method: YOU DONT LIKE CHEEZ DOODLES?
method: DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL THEM HERE IN NEW YORK?
method: HARLEM SHRIMP
electro1178: Are you refering to Cheetos?
method: DO YOU KNOW WHY WE CALL THEM THAT JEFFREY?
electro1178: shrimp?
method: BECAUSE THATS AS CLOSE TO FRESH SHELLFISH AS BLACK PEOPLE EVER GET
electro1178: uh, that joke sounded racist, and wasn't really funny.
method: no YOURE the racist
electro1178: Really..... and how am I racist?
electro1178: 3...2.. and 1. *BUZZ* Oh I am sorry Method, but Time is Up!
electro1178: Thanks for playing "Kiss Electro's Ass" Go kiss someone elses ass. It won't work on
me.
method: thats not nice
electro1178: electro1178 is no longer signed on.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:30:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
This deserves a Stephen Lynch-ing:
When I was a boy of 10
I had a very best friend
Ed was kind, with good intent,
But just a little different............
GODAMMIT YOU STUPID FUCK THAT IS THE OFFICIAL UBER ELECTRO SONG, HOW DARE YOU USE IT IN ANY OTHER MANNER
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do an Adventures of Trevor series.
Everyone will hate it at first, but then it will get popular. Trust me on this.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Move aside Orgasmatron, we have a new master lyricist.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This deserves a Stephen Lynch-ing:
When I was a boy of 10
I had a very best friend
Ed was kind, with good intent,
But just a little different
Ohhhh Special Ed
His momma dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead,
He's a little bit special
We'd play tag, he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math and a spelling bee
Ed liked talking to a tree ohhh...
Special Ed,
His momma dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Because he's a little bit special
I ran track, went out in malls,
Ed ran head-first into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes,
Ed had names for all his toes ohhh...
Special Ed,
His momma-momma dropped him dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Because he's a little bit special
One day talking to Special Ed,
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that's when I knew, that
Special Ed just made me special too...
Now I laugh as I count bugs,
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me, Ed is fine
He's a fucking Einstein
Yea Special Ed (and me)
Now were not bright in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright, instead,
We're a little bit special
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Making fun of the mentally challenged is SO last year.
It's a man's obligation
to stick his boneration
in a women's separation;
this sort of penetration
will increase the population
of the younger generation.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll bet you a dollar that you're Trevor.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I could give a fucking rats ass about this topic
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:16:05 EST (#)
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Teenage drama.
Fuck off.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 06:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe I'm Insensitive, But Living With A Chinese Retard Gets On My Nerves.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-08 06:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this post sucks
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-08 06:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Im happy I never left written evidence of my retarded thoughts as a youth.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-08 06:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:35:05 (#)
Ranking: -1
This made my brain hurt.
-2 for that.
Picture of a mongoloid
+1 for that.
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In the most technical sense I am dating a mongoloid...
This post was the epitome of childish.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This made my brain hurt.
-2 for that.
Picture of a mongoloid
+1 for that.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Trevor is a name for wankers anyway.
This post was like a confession of obsession.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82178 - way better, funnier, less petty and more cruel.
Submitted by ledastwins (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76520