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For Those Looking for Love. (1081 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.53 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by OTW (View user info) at 2006-02-08 02:01:01 EST




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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-04 13:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/86275

Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-02-09 02:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:34:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

I wouldn't know who Barret Oliver was if I ran over him in my car.

I'd probably celebrate with a few cocktails, but it wouldn't help this gay-ass post get into positive territory.

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It wasn't gay until you graced it with your presence, shithead. You like cocktails, huh? Maybe I can pour you a drink while you're here. What's your pleasure? Is it "sex on the beach," or "dick in the ass."

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wouldn't know who Barret Oliver was if I ran over him in my car.

I'd probably celebrate with a few cocktails, but it wouldn't help this gay-ass post get into positive territory.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am totally using "Let me be direct, I want to bone you"!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked the giant turtle in the Swamp of Despair

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT BONE YOU!

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus, this is fucking good!

Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:16:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Fuck you.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:43:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

So...uh...who the fuck is Barret Oliver?

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Fuck you.



Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:37:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Means nothing to me.

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Fuck You.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:54:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING GOLD!

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You're cool.



I'M OUT!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/71727 <---------- The Empress



I always liked the princess too but now she's smokin hot.

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Huzzah!

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING GOLD!

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So...uh...who the fuck is Barret Oliver?

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty funny~!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Means nothing to me.

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/71727 <---------- The Empress


Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Atreyu was hot.


What the fuck ever happened to those two?

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hawt.




HAWT!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:26:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

...

She was 11. Don't argue, I, Michael Jackson, am an expert in these things. Falcor's skeleton is in my basement! Shamone!

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my first laugh-out-loud moment this morning.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The princess was so fucking hot. She's some dancer now and has her own dance school or some shit. There was a link to it awhile ago on collegehumor.com


Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:28:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-08 05:43:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:17:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

I had such a hard on for the princess.


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She was like ten years old or something!


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Well the movie came out in '84 so I personally (and let us not forget that I am old) was only 9 years old so technically she was an older woman.

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She was 11. Don't argue, I, Michael Jackson, am an expert in these things. Falcor's skeleton is in my basement! Shamone!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

am i the only one who thinks his best work was in D.A.R.Y.L.?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-08 05:43:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:17:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

I had such a hard on for the princess.


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She was like ten years old or something!


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Well the movie came out in '84 so I personally (and let us not forget that I am old) was only 9 years old so technically she was an older woman.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-08 04:11:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Rawr!


Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-08 05:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:17:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

I had such a hard on for the princess.


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She was like ten years old or something!

Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-08 04:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kicker of all ass +2 Very funny

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-08 04:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rawr!

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bonus points for not making the kid have ghey buttsex with Atreyu at the end there.

There may be hope for us all yet!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-08 03:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Neverending brilliance!

Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahaha....ahhh. No one likes mine...they aren't even bothering to leave mean comments....

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA!

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-08 02:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I had such a hard on for the princess.


Pfft. Now you tell me.

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