Hey Blitzkrieg - Fuck You (639 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.67 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2006-02-08 06:55:30 EST
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-07 16:21:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm jealous.
Despite all of my retardedness on this site, I never got a hate post.
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Well you know what, you little curmudgeon? THAT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESERVED ONE!!!!
SO HAH!
Take your whiny little self-important badgerings about how no one hates you, and shove them up your nose. Seriously. It's people like you, all bitchin about a lack of bitchin that really get on my slippery man tits.
It's disgusting. Why would you want hate? Is it because you feel you aren't important enough? Is being nice getting you nowhere? TOUGH SHIT TWERP! Man up, and fucking take it. Take it like a man even. Up the backdoor, no babies.
Sheeesh. Whinging little runt. Shut your festering gob you git, your kind really make me puke.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:00:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd take a good ass spanking over a hate post anyday
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excellent
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That post deserved so much more than 1200 hits.
That was during the "classic Shlongy era" of Uber.
It's been pretty much all downhill ever since.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, remember the good old days?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64537
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ReallY?
Auto +2 for Shlongy hate and name dropping...even if you can't spell!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Shlongy, but this one was actually for you.
I just forgot how to spell your name, and decided to pick on Bob instead.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK BOB, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can borrow a few of mine.
I think Shlongy got three just yesterday.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't tend to drink coffee so my recient lack of decient sleep has got my brain a bit scrambled. I DID have a glass of apple juice this morning, not sitting all that well though.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'S kool, no worries. Have an apple, it's better than a cup of coffee at waking you up.
Doesn't taste as good with foamed milk though.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry man, it's still early here.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, don't worry about it. Just sharing the hate.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck, where the hell are you from again?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 curmudgeon
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh, that's okay. I guess you got your point across.
Oh, and uh... I@M NOT BRITISH!!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck! Sorry phuzzy, I don't know how the hell that happened.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I was hoping for more swearing. There's little in this world that sounds as wonderful as a full on British rant rife with personal insults.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I was hoping for more swearing. There's little in this world that sounds as wonderful as a full on British rant rife with personal insults.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I was hoping for more swearing. There's little in this world that sounds as wonderful as a full on British rant rife with personal insults.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i resemble that remark or something
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Shut the fuck up badass, you beanie-wearing meanie."
Hehe. Today ubersite amuses me.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!!! YOU POSTED HER NAME.....SINNAR!!!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's only a four week wait Heather.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd take a good ass spanking over a hate post anyday
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up badass, you beanie-wearing meanie. What? You think I'm MADE of hate? Fuck you. You're wrong.
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Hate review. Nigga can't get two posts in one day.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can a nigga get a hate post
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Take that Bob. Suck it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't used the word 'twerp' in yonks. Or curmudgeon.
Thanks for giving me the opportunity =)
No hard feelings huh? Unless you decide not to be my valentine. In which case, i'm going to tear out oyur eyes and skull-fuck you.
But other than that, I love you man.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I loves me some hate.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You choo-choo-choose me? And it has a picture of a train!
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Monty Python. "Hi, id like an argument please."
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture.
-Dave
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now feel my engorged, 2 and a half inches of love bitches!
<Runs around humping legs>
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Doih. Good anger, not hate.
I suck balls.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Now that is some GOOOOOOD hate"!!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rocketman (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:03:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
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Mediocre hate post.
Even more mediocre alter review hate.
Sigh... What happened to the good old days?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
""You cocksucking, dick-licking son of a bitch. You're fucking retarded. You jack off to gay men posts on Uber while your entire family licks your tiny balls. You motherfucking, cunt-sucking bitchy little asswipe. Go blow your sister's penis with that toothless grin of yours. Whine about how no one likes you and break your back trying to give your fat ass a rimjob. Someone should rip you ten billion new assholes and watch you die a slow, tortured death in Iraq while some terrorists rip your head off, and reattach it backwards.
Go consume some cyanide, you foreskin-chomping cum-infested piece of shit. While you're at it, eat some shit out of your backed-up toilet and then puke it back into the toilet while R. Kelly fucks your ass until you're spewing cum from your lips. I hope you choke on your dad's pubic hair while your skin burns off in the next major terrorist attack after some sissy-ass liberal president gets elected and scales everything back to a hippie, commie fucked up state.
Go suck some piss out of your dick, Williamson, if you can find it among the hundred cunts you have between your skanky legs. You child-molesting Michael Jackson impersonating douchebag.
In short, FUCK OFF. ""
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:10:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
now, that's some GOOOOOOOD anger.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Singe
Submitted by rocketman (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know. I try, but... I know. =(
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-08 06:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You suck at hate posts.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 06:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
color me green