Black History Month: "The Project" DAY 6 (411 hits)
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Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-02-08 09:09:48 EST
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We salute you Ron Artest.
Ron Artest, Ron Artest
Someone beer-ified your chest
Give him more than a hand check, bully
And you'll start a slam-fest
Hoops at war
Join the fray
It's a most childish display
Doesn't matter your intention
It will end in a suspension
They can cheer, they can boo
Once they get a piece of you
There's no winner once you've punched them in the chest
And the suits there'll be a score of
But we prob'ly won't see more of
Ron Artest, Ron Artest, Ron Artest
Chairs are thrown, a melee
What a sport to see today
Referee, security
All that is missing is good play
You're a fan, and you paid
Just to see a gross charade
On the heads popcorn is raining
It's perversely entertaining
What is next?
We throw bricks?
Let those Pacers take some licks
We are justified because
We are upset
Come on and kick some ass
It's like getting a free pass
From Ron Artest
He was stressed
He can say it was duress
Ron Artest, Ron Artest, Ron Artest
Basketball is meant for
Feisty guards and bulky centers
Millionaires who always swear they are so cool
Ah, those good old days with sportsmanship
Suddenly the Prima Donnas rule
Now it's all so tragic
How we miss Larry and Magic
Showing class and style
A greater use of skill
These days they just make some bad rap albums
Crabby, phat and lazy
One hard foul and oops, gone crazy
Ron Artest, Ron Artest
Now you're in an awful mess
Players out, there's no doubt
That your team has lost it's quest
Just desserts, no boo-hoo
When the press is through with you
While your team gets beat from trouncing
At a disco, you'll be bouncing
You played "Tag"
Now you're it
Saw your agent, he just quit
For your name, all the teams lost interest
And now you're really screwed
Get a new attitude
For you Artest
Ron Artest, Ron Artest, Ron Artest
Ron Artest, Ron Artest
Once you played the game with zest
It's a year of suspension that you must clear
And now invest
What a deal---time to burn
Thanks to Mr. David Stern
Don't expect a welcome pretty
From the folks in Motor City
Class by class
It's not free
All that anger therapy
Then maybe you'll finally see you were a pest
Someday you might meet up
With the folks you beat up
Ron Artest, Ron Artest, Ron Artest
No, it's no jest
Insert "Hey" sport song here
Ron Artest has been traded to the Sacramento Kings, past home of past bad boy Chris Webber. Chris Webber now plays in Philadelphia and no longer has issues. We will see if this move has helped Ron Artest out. Or maybe just maybe, we will see the next saga of this disturbed individual as he pursues rap and sports simultaneously. What a Mogul.
Thank you, Ron Artest, for giving the black community a good name.
No mugshots today, sorry. But a fun one nonetheless.
User Reviews
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Worthless nigger.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
weak
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-08 15:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God am I glad the Bulls traded him a long time ago.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-08 15:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't know him, but auto +2 anyway
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate basketball, but couldn't avoid this story.
Although if you aren't from North America, you probably could have easily missed it.
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I don't watch that much basketball or sports news, but I think I remember the story...not sure if it was Artest who...
Got into a fight with a player from an opposing team and kicked his ass
Got mad at the ref for kicking him out and kicked the ref's ass
When he was leaving, a fan poured beer all over him so he ran up the stands and kicked the fan's ass.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-08 10:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:52:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
No idea who this is.
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You must have not been alive last year. Or, more than likely, you sit in a dark room and play "Magic" with your friend who thinks he is Spiderman.
If you were active, you would know that this was the biggest story in Basketball, and perhaps even sports last year....or you could've read the post.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No idea who this is.