Thanks, Vicky. (1217 hits)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (View user info) at 2006-02-08 19:07:19 EST
Last Tuesday was my 44th birthday. It was also a banner day at work - eleven billable hours in only eleven hours (I'm not an attorney, I'm an engineer - I can't do that lawyer trick that allows them to bill like 24 hours per day). Even that was improved upon by an excellent meal and copious copulation, both provided by my lovely wife. She even cleaned up the kitchen afterward.
Um... after the meal, I mean.
Anyway, in the middle of the practical biology exam, I happened to see the alarm clock on the nightstand. It read "8:45" and the little dot indicating "PM" was illuminated. It was 8:45 PM on my 44th birthday.
I realized that exactly 30 years ago at this very minute, I was getting my very first real exposure to that which many men will kill or die for - the vagina.
At 13.9973 years old, I had no idea about what to expect from a vagina. I mean, I'd read all the Playboy's and Penthouse's and Hustler's and such, and I could certainly talk a fair game. The way the magazines described it, God used a vagina as a weekend place. But the truth was that, like every other virgin, I had only the stories of others to go by. When you're that age, the stories are mostly edited versions of what someone's older brother told them. You remember. I had a lot of ideas about what it might be like, what I wanted it to be like, what it should be like. All of these were "great": it might be great, I wanted it to be great, it should be great. What did "great" mean? No idea really, just "great".
I didn't really consider girls as possible friends or compatriots then. In my puberty-bruised mind they were mainly considered the owners of the vaginas that I really wanted to stuff my penis into because I thought it would be great to do so.
Some girls were content with that level of interest from guys in that it got them jewelry purchased with money saved from mowing lawns and washing cars, or they got to say they had a 'boyfriend who cares about me enough to get me this bottle of wine from his dad's cabinet'. The guys who were the 'boyfriends' got to say they had 'girlfriends' and they weren't virgins anymore and got to give each other knowing looks in the school hallways and at parties. Usually there were a few girls in school that had this mindset, and you could get one of them to be your 'girlfriend' if you acted like you really liked them, gave them presents, and paid attention to them for a while.
On my 14th birthday, which was a Saturday, I was going to stay over at a friend's house. I did not have a 'girlfriend', but my friend did and some of his other friends did, too. His parents weren't home and there was going to be a bit of a party.
By about 7:00 there were five or six guys there. There were three girls at the party, all someone's 'girlfriend'. Everyone was about 13 or 14, and it was 1976. There was a bong and some wine and beer. At about 8:00 one of the guys got into a fight with his 'girlfriend'. He was kind of wasted and apparently said something that pissed the girl right the hell off. He bailed, and I used my buzz-inspired confidence to tell her that I'm not that kind of guy.
There was more wine and there was more bong. Her name was Vicky (people named their kids Vicky in 1976, get over it). We got buzzed together. We talked. We laughed. I said I really liked her, and that it was my birthday.
At 8:45, according to the Little Ben on my friend's nightstand, I finally got to put my penis into a vagina.
I don't know how it is for girls at that age who have sex. I don't know if they get aroused really, if they enjoy it at all beyond the joy of imparting joy. In my later experience I have seen and felt women have orgasms, and so I know that Vicky did not have one then. I didn't give her the chance. At 8:45, about 30 seconds later, according to the Little Ben on my friend's nightstand, I was done.
It was not my peak sexual moment ever. It was not my best performance ever. It made no lasting impression on Vicky, I'm sure (or at least, I hope). It was my first time putting my penis in a vagina, and oh yes, it was great.
Everyone: raise a glass. To Vicky, or whatever her name was for you. Vicky!
User Reviews
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:30:23 EST (#)
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Thanks Janet, I never saw you before or after that night.
Submitted by Tanatic (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:12:57 EST (#)
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I remember my first time, I was 14 in the public toilets at a kids play park.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:18:26 EST (#)
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TO VICKY!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-19 13:10:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-20 09:01:48 EDT (#)
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Eeeeew Dad, I don't wanna hear about you having teh sexxins. Gross.
haha
oh yeah, thanks angie and what a way to start. 6' 2" tall, slender and VERY fit. such fine fine breasts and the longest legs ever. mmmmm
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:55:58 EDT (#)
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Hurt,
So what happened did you just finish when you got bored.
You didn't cum.........blimey try and stop me!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-20 09:01:48 EDT (#)
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Eeeeew Dad, I don't wanna hear about you having teh sexxins. Gross.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-20 08:59:40 EDT (#)
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this was robbed from a wonder years episode, wasnt it?
such simple and innocent times, a thousand years ago...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 08:51:05 EDT (#)
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True story: When shagging for the first time I never came. It was really weird and highly disappointing.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-20 08:37:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 08:03:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:40:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:19:36 EST (#)
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"I didn't really consider girls as possible friends or compatriots then. In my puberty-bruised mind they were mainly considered the owners of the vaginas that I really wanted to stuff my penis into because I thought it would be great to do so."
So true.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:04:39 EST (#)
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My ex is named Vicki.
Fuckin' bitch.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-01 10:49:46 EST (#)
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OH VICKY, YOU'RE SO FINE
YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
HEY VICKY!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-01 08:52:55 EST (#)
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Good post.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:26:39 EST (#)
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Awesome depiction. Not quite as good a post as my coming-of-age story, but awesome nonetheless. Cheers, brotha.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:22:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:19:31 EST (#)
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Good story...good age group...probably a good guy. Congrats on the birthday beave-fest.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:18:37 EST (#)
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I hope she made you a sandwich afterwards.
I mean, its your birthday.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:08:04 EST (#)
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Nice, I bet she had a mean pink sock.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:52:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:34:28 EST (#)
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This boy be showing Miss Vicki some respec'! And for that, Mr T not gonna throw his kiss and tell ass clean across North Dakota!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:27:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:23:50 EST (#)
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(people named their kids Vicky in 1976, get over it)
I think what you mean is that people named their kids Vicky in 1962...
Ok, I promise not to be a pedant for the rest of the day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-09 00:03:19 EST (#)
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Great tale. +2 for the honesty.
Didn't know your age till now. Could'a fooled me.
I await a "Thanks, Hand" tribute...
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2006-02-08 21:43:17 EST (#)
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Man, so many pedos are going to google this post by accident.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-02-08 20:59:49 EST (#)
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+2 for a good story and for being an "elder" uber-er (like my old ass).
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-08 20:53:22 EST (#)
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First pussy is sweet.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-08 20:48:01 EST (#)
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thanks, Method.
wha?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-08 19:40:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-08 19:32:31 (#)
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You gonna post a birthday lingerie extravaganza Jonny?
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hmmm, hadn't thought about THAT - great idea though.
You can be assured lingerie will be involved, though.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-08 19:34:45 EST (#)
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Cheers to ya Pip, you crazy mind melting bitch
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-08 19:32:31 EST (#)
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You gonna post a birthday lingerie extravaganza Jonny?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-08 19:30:15 EST (#)
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Happy birthday, dude!
My birthday's tomorrow!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-08 19:28:22 EST (#)
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14 doesn't strike you as a little young?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-08 19:23:11 EST (#)
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Thanks, Kate.