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The BOSH Man DUNKS BASKETBALLS!!! (817 hits)

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Rating: 1.26 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2006-02-09 04:02:58 EST


I was playing hoops yesterday with Edward Norton and Larry Bird. Ed Norton sucks balls at basketball, but Larry Bird is pretty bosh. Not bosh enough, though.

I smoked cigarettes the entire time, even while I was dunking over Larry Bird's bosh defense. Ed Norton got scared and peed his pants, twice.

Some guy was walkin around like a faggot so i asked him if he wanted to be on Larry Bird's team for some 2 on 2 boshketball. He thought about it for like 38 seconds and I was about to walk away when he replied "One for the thumb in 91? Hello my name is doctor green thumb. Whats up Iowa?? Flip it"

"Fuckin a man!!!"

This guy was so fuckin bosh that I almost fell over.

I unhooked one of the suspenders on my overalls so that I looked really bosh with only one suspender hanging on one shoulder. I put in my Kris Kross medely tape and starting dunking over everyones head.

We played by 1s, game to eleven. Me and Ed Norton won by 14. Fuckin a, right? Noone argued. Kris Kross got my back





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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-30 14:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-25 01:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is great

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-02-09 23:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

NO ONE remembers Kris Kross.

Eew.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-09 22:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

chill dudes!

you guys are all pretty bosh!

Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:45:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm your BOSHEST fan.
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FUCK that shit! Man I throw chairs and shit out of windows daily! YEAHHHH

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I need humor.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

bosh.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I had to choose one word to sum up this post, it of course would be, Bosh.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm your BOSHEST fan.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

needs more Earl Scruggs

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed. Hard.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/78674

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Another bosh masterpiece.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who the fuck are those ugly-ass, retarded looking, baggy-panted, uneducated kids?! Why does it look like they fell from the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down!?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What does it mean? What does ANY of it mean?!

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Good amount of bosh but hey, I'm a glutton. I wonder where Kriss Kross is today. I remember doing karate to that "jumping" single back in the child years with Brett Butler. Afterwards, she'd make me pour vodka on my nipples for her to lick off. Weird chick man, though Grace Under Fire was good.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Kris Kross'll make ya . . .
Daddy Mac'll make ya . . .
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.












Bosh.

Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Black brothers keeping it real for Mr T. Bosh.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, that is so fucking bosh I threw my chair out the window!

You should really have my children, mate!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Chris Bosh?

Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So fucking BOSH, man.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-09 06:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck bosh. I hate that word.

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-09 04:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i don't care what bosh means

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-09 04:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SIX Boshes in one little post. Bosh man, you remembered my wish!

{Just for that {{and for some ho insinuating that I'm a "criminally goth/ugly" girl, I'm gonna camwhore, and without much clothes.}} You have my promise, since you kept yours. First, I have to write a post around the pix- I'll post about six or seven into a story- so as not to just camwhore. That shouldn't take too long: lots of post-worthy bosh stuff around here.}


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-09 04:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are a scary scary fucker.

Never breed.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-09 04:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Not keen on this.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-09 04:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha


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