Why Sex Is Like Video Games... (716 hits)
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Submitted by Beavis Christ (View user info) at 2006-02-09 07:00:41 EST
Through much ponder, I have established that sex is like playing video games. When you haven't played/sex'd for awhile, you want to, and when you finally do, it's awesome. However, If you play too intensely/sex too much then it becomes sort of like a chore. When you start playing a game, you are like "this kicks ass" but after awhile you are like "god damnit this is pissing me off" versus when you have sex with a new person you are like "hey baby" but after awhile you are like "oh great, do we have to sex again?" Hehe, if you disagree, I challenge you to provide reasonable argument.
Au revoir.
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:41:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:51:30 (#)
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R L R L R L B A B B Start
<ejaculates>
<falls asleep>
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:19:52 EST (#)
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You suck , fuck off
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:51:30 EST (#)
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R L R L R L B A B B Start
<ejaculates>
<falls asleep>
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:34:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:26:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:52:25 (#)
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you are SUCH a fucking tool. WOW.
put down the greasy xbox controller and get some sun. and stop with this immense faggotry.
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My sentiments exactly....couldn't have said it better.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:52:25 EST (#)
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you are SUCH a fucking tool. WOW.
put down the greasy xbox controller and get some sun. and stop with this immense faggotry.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:43:55 EST (#)
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utter wank
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:30:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:09:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:07:14 (#)
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I believe that sex for you is like a video game, in that 90% of the time it's either a one player game or you have to connect online.
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ZING, MOTHERFUCKER!
Submitted by Snowynorth (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:35:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:07:14 (#)
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I believe that sex for you is like a video game, in that 90% of the time it's either a one player game or you have to connect online.
I think your being generous at 90%, but I like the comment.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:18:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:16:29 (#)
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Hehe, if you disagree, I challenge you to provide reasonable argument.
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Hehe, OK: people wouldn't have sex nonstop if they didn't like it.
Wow, that only took one sentence? Holy shit.
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I be throwin' people like you sparklefaced fool! Bad messages for the kids get you a mohawk from Mr T!!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:16:29 EST (#)
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Hehe, if you disagree, I challenge you to provide reasonable argument.
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Hehe, OK: people wouldn't have sex nonstop if they didn't like it.
Wow, that only took one sentence? Holy shit.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:52:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:50:41 (#)
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STFU. Cunt.
From this post, I can safely deduce two things.
Firstly, you are an angsty 14 year old who has yet to know even learn to pull your own pud, let alone stick it inside anything breathing.
And secondly, you were dropped repeatedly from a height of 6 feet head first into the bathroom tiles as a toddler.
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Sounds like the sorta game Mr T love to play!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:50:41 EST (#)
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STFU. Cunt.
From this post, I can safely deduce two things.
Firstly, you are an angsty 14 year old who has yet to know even learn to pull your own pud, let alone stick it inside anything breathing.
And secondly, you were dropped repeatedly from a height of 6 feet head first into the bathroom tiles as a toddler.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:46:23 EST (#)
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Mr T let kids in his youth centres play video games - but they best not getting boggle eyed or T be doing something so they never want to have whoopey!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:44:13 EST (#)
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You obviously view sex as one of two things:
1) That time you stuck your penis into that hole in a tree that turned out to be a hornets nest.
2) That time daddy made you wear a dress and sit on your uncle's lap.
Either way, you don't know what it is.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:26:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:25:40 EST (#)
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Sorry, but Gran Turismo never gave me a blowjob.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:18:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:06:00 (#)
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By sex, I just assumed you meant looking at porn
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aye
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:43:30 EST (#)
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'Sex' is not a fucking verb, you gutter-crawling moron! What the fuck is "sex'd", you cunt?!
Feel free to come back after you've actually HAD sex. And by that I mean never.
Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:42:51 EST (#)
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It's just a case of finding the Final Fantasy 7 of girls: it goes on for hours and hours, but you love every second of it and the ending doesn't disappoint.
And when you play through again, it doesn't take as long because you know exactly where you're going and what you have to do, you already know the ending, but that doesn't matter.
Shit post BTW.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:32:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:07:14 (#)
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I believe that sex for you is like a video game, in that 90% of the time it's either a one player game or you have to connect online.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:07:14 EST (#)
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I believe that sex for you is like a video game, in that 90% of the time it's either a one player game or you have to connect online.
But I like the post anyway.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:06:00 EST (#)
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By sex, I just assumed you meant looking at porn
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:04:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-09 07:04:44 EST (#)
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poor.