Hey Badass – Fuck You Too. (716 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.34 on 59 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2006-02-09 09:42:33 EST
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 08:53:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
can a nigga get a hate post
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What? You asked for it you beanie-wearing meanie. You said you wanted a hate post. In fact, 'nigga', you wanted one so bad you lied about being a whitey. You goddam cracka. Jeebus.
Not only are you a half-bald head-sock-wearing skier-wanna be, you think you're tough enough to call other people too short or too tall when THEY wanna try pretend to ski.
Well, fuck you for that. It ain't right.
But this fist on the opposite side to my left is. Right. It's my right fist. And ain't nothing better (See? I'm so fulla hate I'm talking funny) than using your right fist for sticking a pinkie into somebodies eye.
So yeah, buster.
I'm gonna stick my finger in your eye, and you're gonna cry. All over your daughter. Who's ugly, and you dress her funny.
HAH! OHHHH SNAP!
Hang on.
Okay. Fuck you. Dumbasss kracka crackhead ass. You infectious fen-sucked hugger-mugger. You can lick my backwax, dopey.
User Reviews
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-10 00:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have never been to atlantic city, and i still can't find a reason to go. and i'm even closer to it than tl i believe since i think i'm further down the state.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-09 23:31:37 EST (#)
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eh. sorry man.
have fun in vegas!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:06:38 EST (#)
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needs more venom
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw fuck it. Have a +2.
I think I may have promised you some of these a while back anyway.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:16:16 EST (#)
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TL's only a few hours away. But if you're willing to travel from the corn belt or whatever the hell it is they call it, I'll move my schedule around...just for you.
You can NEVER surround yourself with enough quality beaver...that's (one of) my motto.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got all excited, then realised you were talking to Shlongy. I need to go home now.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:03:22 EST (#)
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If Tiger gets you this time, I get you next time.
i won't bother you while you play, just tell me when you'll want me in the room.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:58:32 EST (#)
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Yep. I think I've gone beyond that actually. It's one of 'those' days.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:56:37 EST (#)
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I don't think your microphone is working, phuzzy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:47:56 EST (#)
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ok tiger it seems like you're on vacation every other week. what gives?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:46:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:46:11 EST (#)
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If you're already coming on the charter, what do you need a chick for?
HAH!
No? Okay. Don't say it. I know. I'll go pull the trigger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:42:47 EST (#)
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I'll email you the details...I'm coming in Friday Morning, the 24th, on a charter out of Savannah.
Should I bring the condoms or are you usually packing?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh sweetie pie, you know I can keep myself occupied. I'll make friends. Dontcha worry!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:38:21 EST (#)
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I PROMISE that my average bedtime will be at minimum, 4am, because I have to gamble enough to continue on the free ride gravy train of love.
Now, remember, you'll have to excuse me if I don't give you my undivided attention because I am coming to AC to PLAY CARDS.
I'll play with you, late night.
Submitted by ChurleR (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Well, fuck you for that. It ain't right.
But this fist on the opposite side to my left is. Right."
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Teehee.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:33:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone up for a one-on-one with Shlongy February 24-25 in Atlantic City? I think I'm freeloading at The Tropicana this time. Never been to that shithole but their paying my freight so I can't complain...much.
I'll one-on-one ya baby! Promise me this time though you won't be asleep by 9:30.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:33:39 EST (#)
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oops...THEY're paying my freight...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:33:04 EST (#)
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Anyone up for a one-on-one with Shlongy February 24-25 in Atlantic City? I think I'm freeloading at The Tropicana this time. Never been to that shithole but their paying my freight so I can't complain...much.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:32:04 EST (#)
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BadAss-I'd do a hate post for you but I promised Saxon that he'd be my first.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The newer one is better, but +2 for the effort.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:29:41 EST (#)
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We're going to get on just FINE, methinks.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cabo Wabo is ass kickin tequila. I loves me some tequila.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:20:54 EST (#)
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WTF is Cabo Wabo and should I be scared of it?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:17:58 EST (#)
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Hahahaha..just wait. And get ready to do shots of Cabo Wabo with me the second I arrive.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you guys are on a whole new level of swearing.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:16:12 EST (#)
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Just saw that, thanks again Katie. Left my reply there, but I'll say it again - You guys rock the party that rocks my party that rocks the party. I can't wait
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:12:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:09:28 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:06:41 (#)
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Three weeks baby! Three weeks.
21 more sleeps until my first trip to the Yoo Ess Ay. I am AMPED!!!
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I just posted on the google group. You can crash in my room on Thursday if you need to. I'll
be arriving in the evening and checking into the Flamingo.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:06:41 (#)
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Three weeks baby! Three weeks.
21 more sleeps until my first trip to the Yoo Ess Ay. I am AMPED!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:06:58 EST (#)
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You suck at hate. That's ok though because I do too.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:06:41 EST (#)
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Three weeks baby! Three weeks.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:56:18 EST (#)
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You know those times when a post seems so much better in your head?
I don't think even the image titles gonna save this turkey.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:53:19 EST (#)
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needs more scorch. Heat. Venomous virulent vitriol. But I like how it began. Can a nigga get a hate post...see, if you can't do hate, just take out the "e", and make it a hat post ! There ! Wasn't that nice ?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:48:45 EST (#)
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i pictured you giving him a noogie and going aw shucks at the end of this.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:34:25 (#)
Ranking: -1
Marginal hate post, at best.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:43:34 EST (#)
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weak at best
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just realised, if I'd put SPT in the title, it woulda had 2's all round. And not even the minus ones.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:38:05 EST (#)
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It's like the TMI thing, but more retarded. Congrats.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:34:41 EST (#)
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I'm so glad that the humour here wasn't wasted on you zoobie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Marginal hate post, at best.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Okay. Fuck you. Dumbasss kracka crackhead ass. You infectious fen-sucked hugger-mugger. You can lick my backwax, dopey."
what the fuck was that meant to mean? this is shite
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:06:20 EST (#)
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You think? =(
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-09 10:02:09 EST (#)
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Ha, you really do suck at hate posts, don't you?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:58:54 EST (#)
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I HATE HATE POSTS
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell it brotha!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up. You just like to touch little people lightly. I know your styles.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:53:18 EST (#)
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Yes, I like to think that I have a 'light touch' when it comes to people
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:50:59 EST (#)
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AAAAAND you're subtle. Like a half-brick through a window.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though, NO ONE CAN DO A REAL GOOD HATE POST ON ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO MATERIAL
think about it...
I'm way hot
My life is perfect
You all want me (don't act like you don't boys)
I'm smarter than all of you
I'm great in the sack
and
MY LOGIC IS FUCKING UNDENIABLE
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:47:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:46:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
listen...*sobs*...listen man, I was just kidding...*wipes tear*...I don't like being hated on.
I'm sensitive and now I'm gonna have to go home and beat the wife and kid to get over this.
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Dad?
Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
retarded.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:45:44 (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:43:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Man. I'm really bad at these.
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Agreed. Let's all pretend this one didn't happen, shall we?
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I think that's best. Can I use Thursday as an excuse?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
listen...*sobs*...listen man, I was just kidding...*wipes tear*...I don't like being hated on.
I'm sensitive and now I'm gonna have to go home and beat the wife and kid to get over this.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Lick my backwax, dopey" is going down in history . . . somewhere.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:46:12 EST (#)
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The first one, good.
This one, tired.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:45:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:43:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Man. I'm really bad at these.
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Agreed. Let's all pretend this one didn't happen, shall we?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:44:37 EST (#)
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye when you see so much sexual tension...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 09:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man. I'm really bad at these.