Hey Badass - Fuck You Too....done proper like (524 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.4 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Levity (View user info) at 2006-02-09 11:20:52 EST
Fuck you badassmofo, you worthless piece of shit.
I don't know why you even bother posting on this website and wasting everyone's time.
Your posts are childish, your grammar skills are fucking atrocious and reading your drivel is like meandering down a path that is full of confusion and leads to absolutely no where.
And don't get me started on your looks. 'Hot as fuck', bah! That is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all day, we all know you are fat and balding.
You take pictures of yourself from elevated angles so we don't see your 6 chins and you wear hats in every fucking picture because you have a Gorbachev type birthmark on your head that looks like a big cock and balls.
So you've got some hits...big fucking deal. We only click on your posts to see what your latest idiocy will be. Seriously, those of us with talent just sit and snicker at how fucking dumb you are.
You post pictures of your child and wife, what a fucking moron.
Of course I suppose we should be happy because in 15 years or so when your daughter is selling her ass on the corner or hanging half naked from a brass pole we can go back and print them out and they'll be like rookie cards or something. Still worthless but funny none the less.
You post about smoking pot and eggs and how you had your ass nailed in rehab as a kid, it's no wonder you have homosexual tendencies.
If I met you I'd fucking punch you right in the face because you are obviously soft and have a little penis. Anyone with a username so pretentious as 'badassmofo' is obviously trying to compensate for something.
Hell you probably drive a big truck...see where I am going here.
You try to get in witty little internet squabbles and all you do is show us more and more how dumb you are so just stop.
Your opinion is worthless and you points of view remind of that of a small child that's been asphyxiated for about 12 minutes and hasn't had oxygen to its brain since it was born.
So stop wasting everyone's time with your amateur rhetoric and just leave this site for good you fat, hairy, sure to die of a heart attack because you can't get off your SUPER SIZE IT diet, retard and waste no more of our time.
Thank you and Good Day Sir.
I said GOOD DAY SIR!
User Reviews
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The first time I met him, I DID punch him.... Then I lost, as will you. Good day sir!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't read it thoroughly. the cock and balls remark deserves a better rating.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:52:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
no one properly hates badass. come on, piss me off just once, i'm great at hate. i'll do you like no one else.
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tis true...considering your first post and all. you've got a lot of rage to share.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
almost done with the hate mail. hmmm, this may be too much.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i got the pasta maker. it came with a great video where popeil showed how to make clam sauce. funniest thing ever. he used about a pound of oregano (literally) and then him and his "guests" each shared the same bowl. That wouldn't be so bad, of course, but they kept biting the spaghetti back into the bowl.
i still watch that video when i need a laugh.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Neither really. I just have an undying hatred for Ron Popeil. My pocket fisherman never arrived and I tried to "Set it and forget it" with his lightbulb powered rotisserie chicken cooker thing and my house burnt down. That could have been the Glade Plug-ins though. Mom's convinced those things are going to be the death of us all.
His electric food dehydrator is pretty tits though.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
teeph, are you making light of my typo, or do you believe mr. badass looks like ron popeil
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The rookie card bit WAS funny +1, the rest -2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rookie card. That was pretty good.
Ha ha ha ha, big truck.
Wait. I used to drive one of those.
LOOK OVER THERE!
Pen_Name - ANY excuse to make Ron Popeil cry is a good one.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no one properly hates badass. come on, piss me off just once, i'm great at hate. i'll do you like no one else.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you too pal
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Jeanneee, what the fuck are you on about?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:28:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
ah yes, the schizophrenic hate post.
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Using your own alter to write a hate post about yourself is not only cheating, it's also really lame.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhhh... So THAT'S how it's done.
My duck is cuter though. It has less poop, and says 'yep.'
You can't beatt a duck that says 'yep.'
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah yes, the schizophrenic hate post.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-09 11:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it inspires me to write one. my skills shouldn't be unleeshed on the world, though. no need to make peopel cry.