I'm Out (Plus Some Pictures of a Hot, Semi-Naked Lady [Semi-NSFW}) (1749 hits)
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Submitted by fudgepacknuts (View user info) at 2006-02-09 12:00:05 EST
I know, I know.
I've said it before (http://www.ubersite.com/m/65950) . While some of you might view this post with incredulity, I am now going to bow out and wish you all a fond farewell.
I recently quit my job in Retail Real Estate and will soon (August) be off to Business School. Odds are, I'll be getting out of the cold here in New York City and will be heading to the University of Miami. Today is my last day of work and seeing as how Ubersite was my solution for inter-office doldrums, I now really have no more need for it.
Not to say I won't lurk every now and again. I probably will. But my posting and reviewing days are heretofore finished. So, thanks a bunch to everyone here.
So...I'm off. In 60 days I'll be leaving for Europe to backpack for 2 months. It's something I've never done and have always wanted to do. I'm very excited about this next stage in my life and I again wanted to thank you all here for keeping me amused, annoyed, happy, and <insert vague human emotion> during my time here.
All the Best.
And now, for no reason whatsoever, here is my favorite woman in the world: Charlize Theron...
User Reviews
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UM is great...I graduated from there.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get what the big deal is about Theron. She's very good looking, yes, but hardly the most beautiful woman who ever lived.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmmmm...Charlize. I would enjoy her with some fava beans, and a nice Chi...I mean, I would fuck her.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Charlize Theron is soooooooo hot!
I would love to make a sex wee on her face.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fuck me sideways, you got a +2 from shlongy.
+2 for that alone.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-09 23:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
take care!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
watch eurotrip once more before you jet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck with all that. And it's great taking that time off to fuck off for two months before you start real life, version II.
You'll probably turn out alright, which is a fuck of a lot more than I can say about most of the rest of Uber.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture on the top right fills me with an overwhelming desire to spank that young ladies ass. In the good way.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Did NC State beat Miami last night? I'm just wondering because I saw two guys with NC State jackets on this morning and it seemed like too much of a coincidence.
It's snowing here SNOWING. I counted 10 flakes out the window. 15 of them and we would have shut down the city.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I gotta borrow that girl's lingerie...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
peace out
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Charlize is good, but not great.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
congrats on your life thing. eh on charlize.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAVE GOOD MOSH-PITTING!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:11:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
Well...as they used to say in Han Dynasty China, "Adios, motherfucker."
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funniest reply ever
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hottest woman in the world. Well until my preference rverts back to Diane Kruger again.
I'm sorry, I got distracted. What was this post about again?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well...as they used to say in Han Dynasty China, "Adios, motherfucker."
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
So....what are you doing for the month of July? You left that out.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's one of the best things our country ever did. That, and that Mandela guy.
Good luck with the backpacking man, it's brilliant.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING COLD IN NEW YORK TODAY
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
and before you start crying, nothing personal, mind you, farewell posts are just retarded.
Good luck where ever you're off to
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for charlize, -1 because I don't really give a fuck if you're leaving or not