Goatse: The Female Version (NSFW) (Not for the faint of heart) (SPT) (8089 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.35 on 68 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Happy V_Day Method (View user info) at 2006-02-09 12:12:16 EST
It's like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-11 01:16:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-11 01:11:04 (#)
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Oh, wait... most people on Uber are devoid of emotion.
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You've got MY number.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-11 01:11:04 EST (#)
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Haha, well... I, for one, am for smiley faces.
They're cheesy, yes. But I think most internet fights would be avoided with one. Especially on Uber.
Oh, wait... most people on Uber are devoid of emotion.
Nevermind. :(
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-11 01:03:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-11 01:02:42 (#)
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That's why smiley faces were invented! :)
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I got a most awful -2 the last time I smilied, I was swollen for days.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-11 01:02:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:55:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:51:40 (#)
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Oh lordy.. you can't take anything from this conversation seriously.
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...Isn't that what I was implying?
Facial expressions don't work over the internet after all.
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That's why smiley faces were invented! :)
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:51:40 (#)
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Oh lordy.. you can't take anything from this conversation seriously.
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...Isn't that what I was implying?
Facial expressions don't work over the internet after all.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:51:40 EST (#)
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Oh lordy.. you can't take anything from this conversation seriously.
It's a conversation spawned from a picture of a woman stretching her vagina, for chrissakes.
Lighten up, dear.
I called you a punk in jest.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:53:14 (#)
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That's a horrible comeback.
Got anything better, punk?
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How ironic.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:53:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:36:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:08:27 (#)
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Why did you even look at the picture in the first place if you don't like seeing stretched orfices?
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Simply so you would come along and ask.
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That's a horrible comeback.
Got anything better, punk?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:08:27 (#)
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Why did you even look at the picture in the first place if you don't like seeing stretched orfices?
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Simply so you would come along and ask.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:10:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:08:27 (#)
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I guess I just have a thicker skin than most.
Those things you described don't disgust me. Goatse doesn't disgust me. Tubgirl doesn't, either.
I'm sorry that you don't have a strong stomach for this type of stuff, but it's not my fault.
Why did you even look at the picture in the first place if you don't like seeing stretched orfices?
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Well put, honey.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:08:27 EST (#)
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I guess I just have a thicker skin than most.
Those things you described don't disgust me. Goatse doesn't disgust me. Tubgirl doesn't, either.
I'm sorry that you don't have a strong stomach for this type of stuff, but it's not my fault.
Why did you even look at the picture in the first place if you don't like seeing stretched orfices?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:34:44 (#)
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Challenge, anyone?
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OK. Next time my mum (an RN on a floor of primarily old farts) goes to work, I'll ask her to take pictures of the asses she wipes, the semi-liquidy shit and smoker's-lung sputum samples she takes and whisks off to Core Lab, and for good measure, ask her to go to the ER and find some weeping, infected puncture wounds or something. I'll also see if I can't dig out the picture of the skinned frog I had suspended in rubbing alcohol from A&P, and the insides of a cow's eyeball.
Seriously, any form of Goatse is extremely revolting. Fetal pig dissections are fine; I got really into it, I breathed deep the pungent aroma of formalin preservatives and hand-broke bone after bone like sticks from a little dead tree - hell, even human dissections don't bug me - but all those things are DEAD, and NOT looking for a stiffy up the ass.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:34:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:31:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-10 21:45:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
I threw up a LOT in my mouth this time.
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Aw, you boys need to toughen up.
I've never seen an image that made me throw up or even gag. Challenge, anyone?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:33:09 EST (#)
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I think a gaping '0' is a suitable ranking for this.
I wonder if anyone else was thinking the same thing while they were rating.
Or maybe some people were just so shocked that they forgot to...
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-10 21:45:51 (#)
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I threw up a LOT in my mouth this time.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:29:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-10 21:54:54 EST (#)
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I was about to listen to "Test For Echoes" By Rush.... lost my train of thought. That's a puss, btw, not the other.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-10 21:45:51 EST (#)
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I threw up a LOT in my mouth this time.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-10 21:31:49 EST (#)
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Hmm... someone reeks of alter.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:45:28 EST (#)
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ew!!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:52:24 EST (#)
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#25 on Most Heated!
Although I'm sure it'll work its way up the chain today.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-10 05:14:28 EST (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/bn9cx
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-02-10 05:09:58 EST (#)
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Where's the fucking wedding ring??
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 04:52:48 EST (#)
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I damn near puked before it even finished loading.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:26:14 EST (#)
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for whatever reason, that doesent disturb me nearly as much as it should.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:21:06 EST (#)
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I seriously won't lie. This is kind of hot.
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-10 00:08:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-10 00:06:06 (#)
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Finally, a woman who can hide a can of beer if the moment called for it.
I am fairly certain she could hide a case of beer if properly motivated.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-10 00:06:06 EST (#)
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Finally, a woman who can hide a can of beer if the moment called for it.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-09 23:20:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:12:40 (#)
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
*ejaculates*
*dies*
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-09 22:33:15 EST (#)
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Did she just deliver a KIA? Kudos to the man who can sassify that thing
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:55:31 EST (#)
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ARGH!
<deletes history>
<burns eyes>
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:48:21 EST (#)
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There's also http://www.femse.com/
And I also just found out that there is a wiki on Goatse: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:34:48 EST (#)
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Mom?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:51:48 EST (#)
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quite educational!
Submitted by ASAP (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:43:55 EST (#)
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Wow... I had to stare at that for a while. That is very scary.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:36:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:57:06 (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:54:26 (#)
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Linkinated....
Does that mean a ban came with it?
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I don't see why it would...the obligatory NSFW is there, as well as another warning.
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Nope. Not yet, at least.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:50:54 EST (#)
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I puked.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:39:57 EST (#)
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sweet
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:26:46 EST (#)
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Is that what they mean by the 'cherry'?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:23:36 EST (#)
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..I just threw up a little.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:57:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:41:42 (#)
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I honestly can't tell if that's an asshole or a vagina. She has zero taint, it's all hole!
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that my dear, is a close up of the human cervix. totally twat.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Linkinated....
Does that mean a ban came with it?
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I don't see why it would...the obligatory NSFW is there, as well as another warning.
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:55:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:25:30 (#)
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That shit is TIGHT!
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Excellent response.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:55:49 EST (#)
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WTF? The picture gets replaced with a link to it in less than an hour?
bart must be sensitive today.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:54:26 EST (#)
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Linkinated....
Does that mean a ban came with it?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:54:11 EST (#)
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oops...the pic became a link
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:41:42 EST (#)
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I honestly can't tell if that's an asshole or a vagina. She has zero taint, it's all hole!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:39:04 EST (#)
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why wasn't this turned into a caption contest?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:32:52 EST (#)
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*straps 2x4 to ass*
Ok boys I'm going in, if i'm not out in an hour send in the reserves!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now THIS needs to get Beebed
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Like riding your bicycle in an airplane hangar...or throwing a toothpick in a volcano.
Cakes and pies, Cakes and pies.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:27:15 EST (#)
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ECHO... echo... ...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:25:30 EST (#)
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That shit is TIGHT!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So THAT'S where they hid Jimmy Hoffa's body.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:20:10 EST (#)
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Is that Lawrence Tierney I see in there?
http://www.chrisgore.com/images/news_red.gif
I can't +2 this nastiness. Sorry.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:19:23 EST (#)
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well, you're fearless.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:19:08 EST (#)
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what no greek cervix? ew, with extra feta. i grossed myself out...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:18:10 EST (#)
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Just to alleviate any forthcoming allegations, I can personally vouch that this is NOT a camwhore of the poster.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:14:54 EST (#)
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RED DOT SPECIAL ON BOARS HEAD ROAST BEEF THIS WEEK
This was the best Vday present I could ever ask for.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:14:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:14:02 (#)
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It says NSFW in the title, Captain.
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yeah i saw that the third time around.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:14:12 EST (#)
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you could throw the oscar meyer weiner mobile down that hallway and i don't think she'd notice.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:14:05 EST (#)
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Oh wait, you DID remember the NSFW. It just got buried in there....somewhere in between the goat and the cunt.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:14:02 EST (#)
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It says NSFW in the title, Captain.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:13:49 EST (#)
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And you know people have been banned for much less. Are you retarded, lady?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:13:14 EST (#)
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You are SO gonna get flamed for forgetting the NSFW though.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:13:09 EST (#)
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<MASTURBATES FURIOUSLY>
What the fuck is wrong with you manda
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:12:40 EST (#)
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
*ejaculates*
*dies*