who is your favorite X-Men character and why? (truly worthy of SPT) (5058 hits)
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Submitted by D0S (View user info) at 2006-02-09 12:46:59 EST
Nightcrawler.
his teleporting power is undeniably cool. not to mention that he could kick your ass with one foot, then teleport just in time to catch your face with the other.
so who's your favorite X-Men character?
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Submitted by JesterOfUnnamedGods (user info) at 2006-02-23 06:47:15 EST (#)
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Gambit is by far the biggest badass that ever came out of the X-men. Dude was smooth as silk. He could use a bostaff or kick your ass 8 days from next sunday with just a deck of cards. Wolverine was a wuss compared to this guy. I mean anybody can kick ass with a adomantium skeleton and giant fucking metal claws. It takes a true badass to use a bostaff and cards.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:45:04 EST (#)
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Superman
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:30:43 EST (#)
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I like the one whose special power is to have no friends and spend all day on the Internet.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:07:07 EST (#)
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fuck alpha flight, seriously.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:51:25 EST (#)
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Nope. I'm an idiot. I guess Northstar really did join up with the X-Men (So much for Canadian pride).
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:41:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by GREEEN (user info) at 2006-02-14 06:18:24 (#)
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That fat guy that cyclops's eye lasers bounced off.
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The blob.
Also, I think SOMEBODY is mixing up Northstar and Guardian. Both were on Alpha Flight and both could fly, but I think Wolverine killed Guardian (or at least messed him up really bad). I think Northstar died of AIDS.
I think.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:32:00 EST (#)
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Nigglesnoosh.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:29:12 EST (#)
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Juggernaught?
Submitted by GREEEN (user info) at 2006-02-14 06:18:41 EST (#)
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He wore a helmet I think.
Submitted by GREEEN (user info) at 2006-02-14 06:18:24 EST (#)
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That fat guy that cyclops's eye lasers bounced off.
Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:39:10 EST (#)
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Speaking of Alpha Flight, remember that little guy called Puck? Wasnt he like immortal or something, like crazy powerfull and then got cursed....Its been awhile since I've been a geek, but thats how I remember it, either that or I picked up the comic while I was smoking a joint...I dont remember.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:57:14 EST (#)
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everyone's favorite X-Man is Chuck Norris.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:00:17 EST (#)
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Everyone's favorite X Man is Wolverine.
Any who says he isn't is a fucking liar.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:38:16 EST (#)
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Chuck Norris.
And if you say, "Chuck Norris isn't an X-Men"
I'll say, "Shutup, and stop being a racist"!
And then I will watch him roundhouse kick you into a mutant
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:08:03 EST (#)
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I always hit these last... anyway
Psylocke was always my favorite, though Storm could in theory have destroyed the world.
Hated Halle Berry as Storm, too weak. The chick who played Zoe in Firefly would have made a much better choice.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:44:53 EST (#)
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what grade are you in?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:37:49 EST (#)
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This has all gotten really scary.
Submitted by Mr.Moe (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:56:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-09 12:56:00 (#)
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Northstar.
The gay, Canadian X-man.
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Uh dude ? That's Alpha Flight. Totally lost your geek cred there, bud.
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Northstar left Alpha Flight a LONG time ago... he joined the X-Men as an active member for awhile and then quit and then he became a teacher after Xavier left and Cyclops/Emma Frost took charge of the rebuilt school. He's dead now because Wolverine killed him in a brainwashed state.
It's hard to choose a favourite character... I really like Joss Whedon's Colossus and Wolverine... Gambit's always been up there on my list as well. Costume-wise, I really like all of John Cassaday's new costumes, especially Cyclops's, Colossus's, and Wolverine's -- They have the classic, original uniforms but redesigned with a minimalistic design just enough to stay modern.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:09:40 EST (#)
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Forge was pretty fuckin sweet. but wasnt he a member of X-Force?
and i heard Angel was gonna be in the third movie, along with beast and psylocke. still, no gambit? thats one strike agianst the flick already.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:18:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:25:09 (#)
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I think I'm over my geek fit now.
But for everyone who is dissing teh Ice-Man, there was a spot there when Emma Frost was still a bad guy and she got knocked into some sort of coma, when she astral projected or something into Bobby Drake. When SHE was running the show, homeboy was a TON more powerful
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There was a period he had to wear this special belt because his ice power was getting so strong he would have frozen the world. He may have been a little fruity, but he was still badass.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:07:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:03:39 (#)
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And if you mean most powerfull that actually wore the X-man Badge, I would say Forge, that fucker can invent anything. "Machine that kills Gods you say? gimme five mins, oh wait, here you are.". Fucking sweet.
Sounds to me like forge is nothing but a mutant MacGyver
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:24:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-12 10:47:29 (#)
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He's not going to be. =(
Too complicated with the Rogue/Iceman thing.
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-12 10:04:15 (#)
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i wonder if gambit will be in the new movie?
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How's that work? If they want to put Gambit in the movie ALL OF A SUDDEN they've got to give a shit about continuity? If they're going to have a Rogue/Iceman thing AT ALL, I don't see why they can't just ignore the whole Rogue/Remy/Magneto thing. Oh wait, they have sort of ignored the whole Rogue/Magneto thing. And the whole, Calisto raised me with the Morlocks thing. And the, I used to be in the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants thing.
That's to say nothing of, the "oh, Wolverine's on the team, but Iceman/Colossus/Kitty Pryde are just a students" . . . blech.
Oh, but good news . . . ANGEL will be in X3.
What? Oh. No. Not Archangel. Just Angel. You know. The gay one.
Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:03:39 EST (#)
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Okay, by my favorite. Fucking Gambit, that dude is so fucking cool. And if you dont agree, you can "eat mah heart out cherie".
If you mean most powerfull, and not X-man but appearing in the Series, I would say Proteus, The power to change reality around him...how fucking cool is that? This dude made even Wolverine break down and cry like a baby.
And if you mean most powerfull that actually wore the X-man Badge, I would say Forge, that fucker can invent anything. "Machine that kills Gods you say? gimme five mins, oh wait, here you are.". Fucking sweet.
Anyways, those are my top 3 in some sort of exclusive order.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:40:12 EST (#)
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ANYONE REMEBER THE "AMALGAM" DEAL, WHERE THEY BASICALLY HAD CHARACHTERS THAT WERE MARVEL AND DC UNIVERSE CHARACHTERS COMBINED???? THAT WAS THE SHIT.....
DARCKCLAW- WOLVERINE AND BATMAN
DARKCLAW KICKED ALL SORTS OF ASS!
or some such shit
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:21:05 EST (#)
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Gambit. period.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-13 00:42:02 EST (#)
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holy shit, i forgot about random.
good call.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-02-12 23:34:03 EST (#)
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Random was pretty cool too, his hands could turn into any gun. THAT is badass.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-02-12 23:30:18 EST (#)
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Jamie Maddrox, the Multiple Man.
Know why? B/c he always gets killed in the most horrific ways b/c there are so fucking many of him.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-12 18:44:57 EST (#)
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My favourites are the kind i don't know about. Why, because i read this.
Submitted by Gollygoshgirl (user info) at 2006-02-12 18:35:32 EST (#)
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Wouldn't mind a bit of Cyclops as well, on second thoughts. Oh oh.. and if I were to try for some lesbian action, I'd go for the badass chick in Xmen 2 - the hot asian one with the long sharp fingernails~
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:00:38 EST (#)
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i hope you're wrong, AJ.
the only thing these movies have really been missing is Gambit. they'd be fools to leave him out, for the third time.
Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-02-12 12:51:30 EST (#)
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Gambit should have been in X3 anyway.
I see it like this:
Gambit would kick Iceman's ass (in a crooked fight) and sweep me, ahem, Rogue, off her feet with his saucy Cajun tones and trenchcoat whilst simultaniously exploding everything in sight.
"Logan who?"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-12 10:47:29 EST (#)
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He's not going to be. =(
Too complicated with the Rogue/Iceman thing.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-12 10:04:15 EST (#)
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i wonder if gambit will be in the new movie?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-12 08:53:04 EST (#)
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I like Gammbit.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-02-12 06:05:55 EST (#)
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Uhm...proof that Uberites have nothing better to do than surf for internet shit.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-12 03:45:59 EST (#)
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If this site were for 8th graders only, I'd still think people who answered this were dorks.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:17:04 EST (#)
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I'm still shocked at Nightcrawler's gay Electro pants.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-11 13:25:18 EST (#)
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the original beast reminded me too much of a pro wrestler. i liked the blue furry one more.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2006-02-11 12:04:03 EST (#)
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For godsake you Americans
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:05:53 EST (#)
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The orrigional Beast....before they decided to turn him blue and hairy.....fucking bunch of cunts.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:39:50 EST (#)
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Gambit
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:45:04 EST (#)
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cyclops and jubilee are the least favorite X-Men.
i bet if professor X could, he'd trade both of them for Spiderman, without a moment's hesitation.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:23:49 EST (#)
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Bishop / Gambit. Cable's badass, too.
I can't believe that I read all of the reviews. I'm a dork.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:17:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:03:40 (#)
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Do you know her full name? It's April SteadyBop. Coincidence? I think not.
BTW Casey Jones is banging Splinter.
You're evil.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:07:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:04:54 (#)
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Beast was banging Professor X.
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I suspected as much. The X-Men are always running errands while X and Beast hang out together in his little room.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:04:54 EST (#)
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Beast was banging Professor X.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:03:40 EST (#)
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Do you know her full name? It's April SteadyBop. Coincidence? I think not.
BTW Casey Jones is banging Splinter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:02:15 EST (#)
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This is all getting a bit gay
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:02:15 EST (#)
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This is all getting a bit gay
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:00:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:57:11 (#)
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Yeah right. I saw a voyeur recording of April having a threesome with Rocksteady and Bebop
FUCK YOU, I WAS AT THAT PARTY! THE BARTENDER WAS A FOOT SOLDIER IN DISGUISE AND HE SLIPPED SOMETHING IN HER DRINK!
I know that for a fact. It was the same party that I fucked Krang in the bathroom. Right in the occipital lobe.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:57:11 EST (#)
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Yeah right. I saw a voyeur recording of April having a threesome with Rocksteady and Bebop.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:56:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:53:20 (#)
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Wolverine is about the equivalent of having the ability to grow really long steel fingernails and being able to smell peoples farts before they even exist.
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It was always Beast. He used to far cupcake Professor X and steal his batteries so he had to sit there and breathe them in. Fucking horrible.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:55:40 EST (#)
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Plus his healing ability is lame. The extent of it allowing him to get over the flu without taking medicine.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:55:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:49:47 (#)
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A genius, yes. A pimp, no.
Also, Raphael is a complete punk and isn't even as cool as my grandma.
Don was the brains, Leo was the pimp. Come on, April was all over his green nuts. Raphael was just an angry drunk.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:53:20 EST (#)
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Wolverine is about the equivalent of having the ability to grow really long steel fingernails and being able to smell peoples farts before they even exist.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:50:46 EST (#)
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Wolverine is almost human, nearly indestructable, and probably immortal.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:49:47 EST (#)
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A genius, yes. A pimp, no.
Also, Raphael is a complete punk and isn't even as cool as my grandma.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:48:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:46:15 (#)
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I'll give you the Phoenix - though he/she should have had better taste and gone and possessed someone cooler.
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Jean Grey may not be "uber cool" but she is still a bad ass.
Take the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for instance. They were complete dipshits, but still badasses.
GAH! Sacrilege. Donatello was a fucking genius.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:46:15 EST (#)
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I'll give you the Phoenix - though he/she should have had better taste and gone and possessed someone cooler.
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Jean Grey may not be "uber cool" but she is still a bad ass.
Take the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for instance. They were complete dipshits, but still badasses.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:38:24 EST (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_%28comics%29
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Sounds to me like the Phoenix spent a fair bit of time swooning too - all due to the tremendous drag effect of Jean 'trannie' Gray
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:36:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:34:44 (#)
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*were*
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Is that a crack at Berty?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:34:44 EST (#)
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*were*
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:34:12 EST (#)
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Complete list of recent and former X-Men.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_X-Men_characters
I always thought Sunspot and Longshot was pretty cool.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:32:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:28:11 (#)
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She could turn into the Phoenix though. When she was possessed by the phoenix she could alternate between giant, mecha, burning, mega, bird and sultry bird. Plus she stopped swooning. She didn't have much personality though and no sense of humour, she wouldn't even laugh at the surrounding men folks lame jokes, still overall it's a very strong case.
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*Anyone* can get possessed by a space entity. That is clearly out of bounds and NOT ON. It took the immense power of the Phoenix to make her canny. Otherwise, swoon, sulk, look of helplessness as the Canadian and Squinter snipe at each other.
I'll give you the Phoenix - though he/she should have had better taste and gone and possessed someone cooler.
i.e. anyone.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:28:11 EST (#)
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She could turn into the Phoenix though. When she was possessed by the phoenix she could alternate between giant, mecha, burning, mega, bird and sultry bird. Plus she stopped swooning. She didn't have much personality though and no sense of humour, she wouldn't even laugh at the surrounding men folks lame jokes, still overall it's a very strong case.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:25:09 EST (#)
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I think I'm over my geek fit now.
But for everyone who is dissing teh Ice-Man, there was a spot there when Emma Frost was still a bad guy and she got knocked into some sort of coma, when she astral projected or something into Bobby Drake. When SHE was running the show, homeboy was a TON more powerful
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:17:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:10:36 (#)
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No one can touch Jean Grey. She has telepathic as well as telekenetic powers. Plus she's a babe.
No contest.
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Awful taste in men (the one eyed wanker and the Canadian) and her constant need to swoon ALL OF THE TIME every time she did anything at all. Plus her super hero name was shit.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:10:36 EST (#)
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No one can touch Jean Grey. She has telepathic as well as telekenetic powers. Plus she's a babe.
No contest.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:08:13 EST (#)
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I bet Beast smelt funny too. Only Wolverine spent time with him, grooming him.
Not coz he's a mutant - it's just the Canadian way.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:52:13 EST (#)
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Iceman is frigid. His flying around was a bag of shit too. Moisture out of the air condensing. Bah. Human Torch would ruin his shit all day long.
Watch out Iceman, global warming!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:50:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:43:50 (#)
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Jubilee's powers weren't so much crap as inconsistent. Sometime's she'd spark off and do nothing, other times you'd see her nuke buildings or sentinals.
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It is a problem, it doesn't happen to most guys and IT IS A BIG DEAL.
Jubilee prematurely ejaculates.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:50:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:34:50 (#)
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Fuck yeah so he can do my math homework. Calculus is fucking hard. Plus, he'd kick ass at Jeopardy. Plus, you could say "I have a friend covered that is covered in blue fur and he's smarter than you." That'd just be badass.
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All the other kids would accuse you of being gay with Beast. His name even sounds like a pet name for a ghey lover. He wouldn't kick their ass either, he'd stand there and quote mills and boon or something at them. You'd get the reputation of being the gheyest kid in school.
As long as he gives me a reach around, I'm cool.
I'm not so much of a comic book nerd, but I had just had this thought. Iceman is made of Ice, and he can create ice, so logically coulnd't he heal himself like (if not better than) Wolverine?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:49:47 EST (#)
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Jubilee is as shit as that Peruvian kid in Captain Planet. The one with the power of heart who was voiced by Levar (the one with the visor from Star Trek) Burton.
OOOH HE HAD A PET MONKEY
The American is shooting fire left right and centre - and he's got a monkey. Well whoopie doo bowl cut.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:46:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:43:50 (#)
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Jubilee's powers weren't so much crap as inconsistent. Sometime's she'd spark off and do nothing, other times you'd see her nuke buildings or sentinals.
And dude, she's totally jailbait. She doesn't even have tits to show. You could parade your hairless genitalia for Japanese and American perverts though.
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First of all - even that ball-less crap sack Cyclops could kill Sentinels. Not impressive.
I reckon she could get her bee stings out for the lads on a regular basis. Why else does she hang around with them?
I mean think about it, there's Cyclops vaguely shooting lasers out of his eyes, Storm whipping up maelstroms etc, Iceman chilling people's drinks, Wolverine healing extra quick and smelling stuff, and then there's Jubilee.
Ideal if anyone wants a disco.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:43:50 EST (#)
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Jubilee's powers weren't so much crap as inconsistent. Sometime's she'd spark off and do nothing, other times you'd see her nuke buildings or sentinals.
And dude, she's totally jailbait. She doesn't even have tits to show. You could parade your hairless genitalia for Japanese and American perverts though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:39:55 EST (#)
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It's Cyclops who really bugs me. I mean check out the - frickin' laser vision, and yet he's a complete tosser.
Shouting Optic Blast all the time (yes - we get it - laser vision - well done)
Constantly whining about Jean Gray and how she's taking it in the shitter from that Canadian Wolverine.
A GODDAMN CANADIAN
Cyclops was such a fucking pansy. Bleating about responsibility and the right way. How shit a shot was he too? Dude couldn't hit anything.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:38:01 EST (#)
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Beast - the only X Man who can scratch under his arm pits with his feet.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:35:34 EST (#)
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I think we can all agree that there are too many gay X men.
Jubilee? If I were her I'd kill myself at the embarrassment of the shitness of my powers. It'd be like going for a piss if you had an acorn and the dude next to you had a mighty oak - and he get slapping you in the face with it.
Also, if I were Jubilee I'd get my tits out every week.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:34:50 EST (#)
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Fuck yeah so he can do my math homework. Calculus is fucking hard. Plus, he'd kick ass at Jeopardy. Plus, you could say "I have a friend covered that is covered in blue fur and he's smarter than you." That'd just be badass.
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All the other kids would accuse you of being gay with Beast. His name even sounds like a pet name for a ghey lover. He wouldn't kick their ass either, he'd stand there and quote mills and boon or something at them. You'd get the reputation of being the gheyest kid in school.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:27:11 EST (#)
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See, I said "Plus" twice right there. I really need help on my math.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:25:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:21:34 (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:16:27 (#)
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I'm not sure who said Beast, but he'd be pretty cool to have around.
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Why? So he can do your maths homework and throw poo at you? So he can smugly quote cliche's at you and feel elite?
Come on, seriously. Beast is just a gorrila with a degree and an inflated sense of his own importance.
Fuck yeah so he can do my math homework. Calculus is fucking hard. Plus, he'd kick ass at Jeopardy. Plus, you could say "I have a friend covered that is covered in blue fur and he's smarter than you." That'd just be badass.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:03:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:42:07 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:07:49 (#)
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:53:54 (#)
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Wolverine. Possibly Archangel, was it? Haven't watched it in years, but as far as I remember he was a badass.
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Oh yeah. I remember the story when he became Arch-angel and cried because he wasn't pretty any more. Real bad ass.
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Ah, didn't remember that.
I just remembered his big ol' metal wings which could fire his razor sharp 'feathers' from. That's pretty badass.
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Just read that back to yourself. He shoots metal feathers and cries about his disfigurment. THat is not bad ass behaviour.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:07:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:53:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
Wolverine. Possibly Archangel, was it? Haven't watched it in years, but as far as I remember he was a badass.
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Oh yeah. I remember the story when he became Arch-angel and cried because he wasn't pretty any more. Real bad ass.
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Ah, didn't remember that.
I just remembered his big ol' metal wings which could fire his razor sharp 'feathers' from. That's pretty badass.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure who said Beast, but he'd be pretty cool to have around.
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Why? So he can do your maths homework and throw poo at you? So he can smugly quote cliche's at you and feel elite?
Come on, seriously. Beast is just a gorrila with a degree and an inflated sense of his own importance.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure who said Beast, but he'd be pretty cool to have around.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:51:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:25:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still say Iceman is a badass.
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I dare say he'd be a usefull man to have at a picnic but other than that his potential is rather limited.
What more could you need? No warm Pepsi, EVAR! I guess Pyro would be useful, but I think he'd get pissed after the 50th time I asked him to light my cigarette.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:53:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
Wolverine. Possibly Archangel, was it? Haven't watched it in years, but as far as I remember he was a badass.
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Oh yeah. I remember the story when he became Arch-angel and cried because he wasn't pretty any more. Real bad ass.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wolverine. Possibly Archangel, was it? Haven't watched it in years, but as far as I remember he was a badass.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:25:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still say Iceman is a badass.
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I dare say he'd be a usefull man to have at a picnic but other than that his potential is rather limited.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares?
I only know that when I think of the X-men now, I always think of her:
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/More-Storm-for-Halle-Berry-3.jpg
Not a bad thing.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still say Iceman is a badass.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a living.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty is a bit like Professor X. Wheelchair bound and insightful. But he never gets to play with the cool toys, he just roams around his little domain molesting the 'young mutants.'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 05:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rouge is a fucking lipstick colour. At the very least it's French. And that is harsh.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 05:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shit. Sorry
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 05:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty - if you call Rogue 'Rouge' one more time - I think I'm gonna have to Optic Blast you.
You are broadly right though. Particularly Cyclops. Oooh - whatever I look at get's blown up!
HOW COME YOU MISS ALL THE TIME THEN SPECCY?!
Spent his time staring down his own jap's eye is why.
My own vote is gonna go for The Human Torch.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 05:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is wrong wit you people? Nightcrawler is a gay ass Christian pussy. Spends half his time crying over his pussy assed bitch mother who threw him in a canal 'cause he ugly. Ugly an' stoopid.
It's a hard question to answer though, what with all the x-men being either fags or rentboys. You can't love rouge becuase if you stick it in her you get cancer. She's, like, got mega cooties or some shit. I'd say The Saint of Killers but he wasn't in the X-Men. He was one bad ass motherfucker though. Lets go through them:
Wolverine: Fag
Cyclops: Pussy
Jean Gray: pussy assed 'ho. Not like one of them bad ass murder 'ho's.
Rouge: Cancer pussy.
Storm: She stink 'cause she hang out wit homeless sewer types. Prolly a crackhead.
Collosus: He's alright; he's russian and he's made of metal. Dumb motherfucker though and too boring.
Wossname the ice dude: Fag
Angel/Arch-angel: Fag
Xavier: Crippled fag
Magneto: Jew
Quiksilver: Now I'm a man who believes in freedom an' I don't agree wit keepin' down any poor ass motherfucker no matter what they look like or what they do, I love everybody, but come on man these guys are meant to be role models. Fuckin' yo' punk ass sister is just gonna lead to all kinds o' trouble.
Beast: Nigga plaease.
Jubilee: Bitch is fourteen. Dumb little white girl should be in school.
Forge: Fag
Mimic: Messed up fag
Havok: Rent boy
Polaris: Pussy
Gambit: His power was to make cards explode. He was from New Orleans. He stole stuff. Seriously, he was just a white nigga in a balaclava. Overrated pussy.
So basically that leaves Juggernaut. Juggernaut I believe did join the x-men briefly and he was an indestructable bad ass. Stoopid though, real fuckin' stoopid.
So Magneto is the best X-man.
All the rest: pussy's and fags.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-10 05:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitly Gambit. Followed by (not really an X-Man) Deadpool
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-02-10 02:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got the hots for Nightcrawler.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2006-02-10 02:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wolverine
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-02-09 22:44:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gambit mon amie
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Cable was badass too.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna give a big up for Beast. Dude is super strong, super smart...
Oh, as for 20-sided dice, I have a pair of Fuzzy 20's hanging from my rearview.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewcano. Wasent quite an x-man.. but... whatever.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-02-09 22:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gambit mon amie
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-09 22:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
horrible post
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-02-09 22:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd have to say Magneto. He could just send a barrage of metal against anyone and waste them. But a close second would be Colossus. The dude is made completely of metal, not counting Magneto he would just pound the shit out of everyone.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-09 22:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nightcrawler. He is Bavarian. I am moving to Bavaria.
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-09 21:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wolverine all the way. I also have a soft spot for Jean Grey cause she was teh hotness
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-09 21:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i never got into that cartoons as much, even when that badass spiderman cartoon came out.
but i did like watching the Batman animated series. that was pretty good stuff right there.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 20:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-09 20:20:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 X-men.
I think I've said this before even though I'm ashamed to admit it. The best ones were always Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Jean Grey but only as the Phoenix, and Psylocke because I thought she was hot. I've never liked comic books but I've always loved X-men. I really only watched the cartoons though.
The cartoons are a bucket of liquid stool compared to the comics, go read some NOW,NOW DAMMIT!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-09 20:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 X-men.
I think I've said this before even though I'm ashamed to admit it. The best ones were always Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Jean Grey but only as the Phoenix, and Psylocke because I thought she was hot. I've never liked comic books but I've always loved X-men. I really only watched the cartoons though.
Submitted by ledastwins (user info) at 2006-02-09 19:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
archangel, definitely.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 19:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-09 19:32:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Iceman? Hello? Ice-fucking-man! HOW HAS NOBODY BROUGHT UP THE AWESOMNESS OF ICEMAN!?
Someone did but it was for a dissing rather than a big-up.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-09 19:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is a fucking dorkfest.
Anyone up for some Magic; The Gathering?
I bet that there are hundreds of 20-sided dice under the beds of everyone that reviewed.
No dice, but I've got an elf deck that will RAPE YOU!
Iceman? Hello? Ice-fucking-man! HOW HAS NOBODY BROUGHT UP THE AWESOMNESS OF ICEMAN!?
Submitted by Gollygoshgirl (user info) at 2006-02-09 19:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wolverine.. Cos he rocks my boat~!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 19:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
None of them. They're almost all gay. Like you.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forget the unnecessary contrivances of the movie . . . Magneto can rip the very iron out of your BLOOD if he wants to. He's a force to be reconed with, even if he is a jew.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:27:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most potential for being dangerous? Cyclops. I mean all he has to do is open his eyes and he blows everything to shit. Kind of like if his power was to explode like a nuclear bomb. You may hurt him, but if he is really pressed for it, you won't beat him.
Coolest? Hmm. I dunno....Magneto.
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Come on man, Magneto is far worse than cyclops at being "Most Dangerous" He could take apart a bridge or even make a planes just fall from the sky if he wanted. Not to mention, he removed the Admantium from Wolverines Skeleton.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most potential for being dangerous? Cyclops. I mean all he has to do is open his eyes and he blows everything to shit. Kind of like if his power was to explode like a nuclear bomb. You may hurt him, but if he is really pressed for it, you won't beat him.
Coolest? Hmm. I dunno....Magneto.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah but if he's laying the pipe in Jean he's got something going for him.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ehh for me either Magneto or Wolverine. Have to agree with the majority on Cyclops, there's something about him. He seems like the kind of guy to say
"IN BED BY 8!" (joke between me and my friends)
Though Cable was pretty cool, so Cyclops at least did something right. (meaning when he sent his sone into the future after he was infected with that virus. That way his father would have no part in his upbringing)
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for SPT/Uberpoll.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well I got about twelve hours into the reviews and realised I had only skimmed the top so my bad. You win. I come in second and everyone else loses.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I called Deadpool HOURS ago. Sort of. I said he was the coolest Marvel character ever. Does that count?
It counts.
I am king of the geek people so I can say it counts.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deadpool.
everyone loses and I win.
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone want to play some POGS?!?!?
Whats your favorite POG and why?
nerd!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gambit! 100%
Mainly because he'll use a Quarterstaff and if he was an actual person, he'd be really hot.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yah, ok lady, this coming from the person who prances around with wooden swords and looks like a goddamm video game character
LINK, TAKE TEH OCARINA OF TIME AND GO SAVE ZELDA!!!
Oh, and Archangel is the most bad ass X-Men character of all time
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nerds. every last fucking one of you.
i'm not cool enough to like xmen.
Submitted by ChurleR (user info) at 2006-02-09 16:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:08:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChurleR (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:25:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is a fucking dorkfest.
Anyone up for some Magic; The Gathering?
I bet that there are hundreds of 20-sided dice under the beds of everyone that reviewed.
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My chartreuse deck trumps your indigo deck!
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use to have armageddon: gretest spell evar.
also had mill stone: greatest artifac evar... or maybe grindstone either way...
and Churler actually i've lost all my dice...
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The dice comment wasn't mine. ;-; I had magic cards long ago, but I can say I've never owned my own dice. I was always more of a run around outside and slash trees with swords type of person. To make up for the travesties of my youth I must now hug the trees.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:42:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to name my son Cable.
Okay, I didn't really TRY, but I did throw it out there to see if my wife would think it was "cool and modern sounding and original."
Yeah. She didn't. At all.
She still mocks me for it.
Bitch.
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If we had a boy my wife was going to let me name our son Logan. We're planning on having one more kid, so I've got one more shot.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to name my son Cable.
Okay, I didn't really TRY, but I did throw it out there to see if my wife would think it was "cool and modern sounding and original."
Yeah. She didn't. At all.
She still mocks me for it.
Bitch.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always wanted to be Iceman when I was a kid. I'm not sure why. He just seemed cool. He's nothing compared to Gambit though. Any time you can level a building with a deck of cards that you charged up with explosive energy then kick Sabertooth's ass with a metal bowstaff, you're officially Billy Badass.
Cable stomps all motherfuckers though. I've been reading the new Cable vs. Deadpool series. AWESOME! Cable has become an all powerful Godlike entity. He's making himself into the savior of the world by simple brute force. "Be nice to your fellow man or I'll destroy you." There is none higher.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Tim. U R teh Cool.
How does it feel to be the literal internet version of the big mean bully guy in the Charles Atlas muscle building ads in every comic ever printed.
Why didn't you just say, "Move over pipsqueak! <kicks sand in face>?"
Fucking tool.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Michaelangelo, the one with the nunchukus.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well this surely doesn't deserve a +1.5 rating.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey now! The Lizard was pretty creati . . . oh, wait. My bad. Nevermind.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChurleR (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:25:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is a fucking dorkfest.
Anyone up for some Magic; The Gathering?
I bet that there are hundreds of 20-sided dice under the beds of everyone that reviewed.
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My chartreuse deck trumps your indigo deck!
_----
use to have armageddon: gretest spell evar.
also had mill stone: greatest artifac evar... or maybe grindstone either way...
and Churler actually i've lost all my dice...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gambit. For kicking so much incredible amounts of ass.
How could they have left him out of the movies? HOW?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:00:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
same shit happened to me last week.
stumbled upon a comic book shop out in lansing. walked in, and the walls were covered with anime and lord of the rings shit.
all i wanted was some fucking spiderman, see what the webhead has been up to the last 8 years ive missed him. come to find, theres like 50 versions of spiderman, and they all look like gay cartoon anime shit. dissapointment insued.
I always thought the Spiderman villains were a bit crap, the whole Venom and Carnage symbiote thing was cool but the Sandman? Mysterio? You can ALWAYS tell the characters Stan Lee came up with simply by their name.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-09 15:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
same shit happened to me last week.
stumbled upon a comic book shop out in lansing. walked in, and the walls were covered with anime and lord of the rings shit.
all i wanted was some fucking spiderman, see what the webhead has been up to the last 8 years ive missed him. come to find, theres like 50 versions of spiderman, and they all look like gay cartoon anime shit. dissapointment insued.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I looked that up because my first thought upon reading the title was:
"Who's your favorite New Kid? Call me Joey. Oh, yeah. Don't make me get loose. I think that's it. Yeah. Call me Donnie. Come on. Oh, girl. Yeah, please don't go."
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though, it kind of freaked me out.
It looked like the walls were covered with magazines instead of comic books. I didn't want to get the "ComicBookGuy" (Simpsons, not Ubersite) treatment, so I didn't even ask what the hell was going on. I just bought the few books I recognized and ran away.
I didn't even know until today (this post) what the whole ULTIMATE thing was about.
I honestly just assumed that all my favorite books had been cancelled or something.
Kind of freaks me out to hear that they are still out there, somewhere, but they aren't comics any more.
I swear, you grow up for just a COUPLE years and the crush your entire pre-adolescence.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TC: would've never guessed.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, it is impossible to be scared of Nightcrawler while he's wearing those pants. Holy fucking gay.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brody: Should I call you Logan, Weapon X?
Jay: No, Wolverine! Snicky, snicky, snoine.
Brody: What he's doing is imitating Wolverine's berserker attack with his Adamantium claws.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They can have the movies goddammit but they can't have comics.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Geekiest thread EVER.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:39:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:19:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what sucks?
I haven't bought a single comic in about five or six years.
No, I take that back. I bought a copy of Ultimate X-Men (and couldn't figure out what the fuck was going on) and a couple issues of a Cable/Deadpool series. But I couldn't even FIND the books that I used to collect. I remember seing an Emma Frost series where the cover looked less like a comic and more like some sort of teen magazine (cover looked like a REAL photograph or something? WTF?)
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Yeah. WTF is that about. It irritates me that they are using computer graphics in comics these days. Whoever's idea that is can COCK OFF.
SECOND!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite XXX man is Ron Jeremy. He's living proof that anybody can get some action.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cain Marko? Charles Xavier's misunderstood step-brother?
Ah, he's alright. I've got the issue with Colosus v. Juggy. #179 maybe?
Black Tom Cassady was pretty bad assed. Now of course, he's Sean Cassady's . . . cousin? Sean being the token Irish X-Man, Banshee, father of Siren, love interest of Wayde Wilson aka Deadpool.
I fucking suck.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:19:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what sucks?
I haven't bought a single comic in about five or six years.
No, I take that back. I bought a copy of Ultimate X-Men (and couldn't figure out what the fuck was going on) and a couple issues of a Cable/Deadpool series. But I couldn't even FIND the books that I used to collect. I remember seing an Emma Frost series where the cover looked less like a comic and more like some sort of teen magazine (cover looked like a REAL photograph or something? WTF?)
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Yeah. WTF is that about. It irritates me that they are using computer graphics in comics these days. Whoever's idea that is can COCK OFF.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*deep voice... JUGGERNAUT.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOBODY'S MENTIONED JUGGERNAUT!?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
worst X-Man of all time?
Iceman.
never liked him, never will. funny thing is, i dont know why either. he just irritates me to great lengths.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Parry (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:18:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:15:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Excalibur also had Captain Britain (was he even a mutant?) Wolvesbane, Multiple Man (Jamie Maddox), Kitty Pryde (Shadow Cat) and . . . I think that's it?
In the original comic book series it was:
Captain Britain
Phoenix
ShadowCat
NightCrawler
and "Megan" (a Changling of some sort)
I have the 1st 20 issues in storage.. heh
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Oh yeah! But it was that pussy Phoenix from a DIFFERENT future than Cable who never seemed to really be as powerful as she should be with a name like Phoenix because she was, as Loki says, "Skeert" to use her powers because she used to be a hound and hunt down mutants. With bad red hair.
I never liked her. Poor girl.
Megan was hot, too.
Submitted by ChurleR (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is a fucking dorkfest.
Anyone up for some Magic; The Gathering?
I bet that there are hundreds of 20-sided dice under the beds of everyone that reviewed.
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My chartreuse deck trumps your indigo deck!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what sucks?
I haven't bought a single comic in about five or six years.
No, I take that back. I bought a copy of Ultimate X-Men (and couldn't figure out what the fuck was going on) and a couple issues of a Cable/Deadpool series. But I couldn't even FIND the books that I used to collect. I remember seing an Emma Frost series where the cover looked less like a comic and more like some sort of teen magazine (cover looked like a REAL photograph or something? WTF?)
So, aside from those couple books, the last time I found myself in Ye Olde Comic Shoppe I found that everything had changed, and change scares me. =(
<weeps>
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:18:57 EST (#)
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Well, this is a fucking dorkfest.
Anyone up for some Magic; The Gathering?
I bet that there are hundreds of 20-sided dice under the beds of everyone that reviewed.
Submitted by Parry (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:15:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Excalibur also had Captain Britain (was he even a mutant?) Wolvesbane, Multiple Man (Jamie Maddox), Kitty Pryde (Shadow Cat) and . . . I think that's it?
In the original comic book series it was:
Captain Britain
Phoenix
ShadowCat
NightCrawler
and "Megan" (a Changling of some sort)
I have the 1st 20 issues in storage.. heh
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey teeph, you read "Brit"?
new comic, short series, kicked ass...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is a X-men?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:05:07 EST (#)
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thanks Teeph, you rock.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:04:26 EST (#)
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I thought that the Silver Surfer also got himself freed somehow? Didn't he maybe find a willing replacement to be Galactacus' herald? Cannot. Remember. Who. Though.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
meh, if he did, it got destroyed anyway...
maybe not by galactus though...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most heated here you come.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:57:00 (#)
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look i love apocalypse,
but the silver surfer is the best EVAR.
power of the cosmos, planet destroyed by the being you're a slave to, so you fly around picking out other planets for him to munch on, cause you like some P.O.S. rock (aka earth)...
Didnt the Silver Surfer (Noran Rad) become Galactucus' slave to SAVE his planet from destruction?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:54:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:53:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who finds Storm incredibly irritating?
Shes not so bad in the comics but her voice in the cartoons gets on my TITS!
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I've never been a fan of her in either of them, and the movie version is annoying too. Though the whole tornado scene was nice. I also think I'm soured on her because I just don't buy that she could defeat Wonder Woman. Fucking popularity contest.
Course now I have the theme song from that show in my head.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 14:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ain't Jubilation Lee (aka Jubilee) asian?
Maggot may have sucked, but Marrow was pretty cool.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh.
Rogue stole the powers of MS. MARVEL (aka Carrol Danvers) to be invulnerable/fly/etc.. Not Captain Marvel.
On a side note, Carrol Danvers eventually got SOME form of power back to become Binary, a member of the StarJammers (you know, the space pirates captained by Cyclop's and Havok's Dad).
Next?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:56:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jubilee. cute, fun, but ultimately now so badass.
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AND Latina. and we know what that means.
Worst X-Man= Maggot. Seriously, what were they thinking.
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ok, i'll second that...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:41:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:21:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:18:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
shit, just read that anyone from the universe counts... if that's true then Apocalypse.
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No, fuck that, if you go any marvel (universe)
then gallactus and silver surfer where the best.
evar.
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That's two. I still say Apocalyspe. There's no age of Galactus series. He just eats shit. There's no real character to him. Power yes, but the question asked who was the best character. And someone who trives through the ages, has a god complex and then takes shit over, really is quite a character.
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look i love apocalypse,
but the silver surfer is the best EVAR.
power of the cosmos, planet destroyed by the being you're a slave to, so you fly around picking out other planets for him to munch on, cause you like some P.O.S. rock (aka earth)...
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speaking of the power of the cosmos any one remember the first character to have it?
captain marvel maybe?
he had it in bracers i remember, and rougue sucked him dry to beat somebody...
*note: this is how rougue originally gained the power to fly...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:53:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:47:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Deadpool is also the greatest Marvel character of all time.
Nah, hes just a gunned up Wolverine with one of those 'wahcky' senses of humour that get annoying three pages into the comic
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You are dead to me.
Badass - <squick><squick><squick> No I'm not. I'm still at work. Have to wait until I get home. Besides, you're the one who brought up Archangel . . . I MEAN EMMA FROST.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jubilee. cute, fun, but ultimately now so badass.
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AND Latina. and we know what that means.
Worst X-Man= Maggot. Seriously, what were they thinking.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no she's annoying as shit.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:53:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who finds Storm incredibly irritating?
Shes not so bad in the comics but her voice in the cartoons gets on my TITS!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:51:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:47:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Deadpool is also the greatest Marvel character of all time.
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why?
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humor, regenarates, kicks ass,
uses a katana, assasssin,
did i mention sarcastic as hell?
fucking rocks.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gambit was fucking cool.
and whoever is below me, Gambit is creole, not foreign.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:47:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Deadpool is also the greatest Marvel character of all time.
Nah, hes just a gunned up Wolverine with one of those 'wahcky' senses of humour that get annoying three pages into the comic
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who finds Storm incredibly irritating?
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gambit was all types of foreignish badass.
The explosive cards and tossing shit was awesome.
But his best power was the hypnotic tone of his voice, allowing him to have people did what he wanted.
But Apacolypse was wicked badass too.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:47:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Deadpool is also the greatest Marvel character of all time.
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why?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I imagine Teeph is probably masturbating right now to this post.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:45:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Deadpool was genetically altered or some shit.
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from what i remember he was a mutant...
but maybe not, maybe mutagenic (like fantastic four)
hmm... RESEARCH!
Deadpool was another product of the Weapon X experiments that created Wolverine and a bunch of others. Unlike Wolverine though he was a volunterr cos he had inoperable cancer.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deadpool is also the greatest Marvel character of all time.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deadpool (aka Wayde Wilson) was an ex-special Ops soldier suffering from cancer and planning on dying when CANADA'S EVIL DEPARTMENT H (or was it K), in an attempt to recreate Wolverine's famous healing power told him that they could cure him.
The DID cure him, technically, and they DID sort of recreate Wolverine's healing abilities in him, but he is horribly scarred as a result of it all. I'm pretty sure his healing factor is, at the end of the day, just, "really helpful cancer."
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Deadpool was genetically altered or some shit.
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from what i remember he was a mutant...
but maybe not, maybe mutagenic (like fantastic four)
hmm... RESEARCH!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cyclops isnt the worst Xman, hes just a dick.
Jubilee however IS the worst xman. I could duplicate her powers with a lighter and a couple of bottle rockets.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:41:43 EST (#)