manners (428 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.53 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bizantine (View user info) at 2006-02-09 13:04:24 EST
I stood angrily at the restaurant doorway,
"What do you mean it's full?" I demanded, leaning to see past the waiter, "There're two empty tables right there!"
"Those are booked. Full today. New Year."
I looked at him, incredulously.
"What? No it isn't. Why won't you let us in? Is it 'cause of the fat guy? I asked, gesturing back, "'Cause he doesn't eat as much as you'd think." I heard DJ shout something at me, but I ignored him.
Someone else nudged me from behind, and I waved them off.
"Chinese New Year. Today." He reiterated
"What?" I asked again, as the waiter stood aside to admit some Chinese students.
"That was weeks ago, dammit! Let us in!"
"Chinese New Year later. After English." the waiter struggled to explain
"Oh, not that shit again. You guys tried that last year - remember?" I asked, over my shoulder, looking for some support from my entourage, but none was forthcoming. I didn't bother looking back.
"You've had a whole year to update your calendars - If you haven't managed it by now, you've got no excu- WHAT?!" I demanded, spinning round to face whoever had just tugged on my shoulder. Steve, the bastard, wanted to talk to me now, when he wouldn't even back me up a minute ago. Well he could damn well wait.
Before he opened his mouth, I turned back to the waiter, who I'm sure was about to bow to my logic, if Steve hadn't appeared beside me, or rather beside the waiter - whose side was he on anyway?
"They celebrate the New Year like a month after us, dude." Steve hissed, seemingly angry with me. I stared at him for a minute. What the hell did he have to be angry at ME for? We're all hungry, yet I'm the only one trying to get us a table.
Before I could tell him what a dipshit he was, the rest of the guys grabbed me and dragged me away from the door.
When I'd hit them enough times, they let go and crowded round me, looking like I was the one who'd just screwed up our chances of getting in there.
Steve still seemed angry about something - had he found out I'd been boning his sister?
No, he was still going on about those fucked-up calendars, like it was my fault, even though I was the one who told them to fix them last time.
I ignored him and walked on, looking for another all-you-can-eat restaurant.
DJ shouted after me, "Loser!" but i ignored him, 'cause everyone else was probably laughing at him for saying it.
I found a place 5 minutes down the road, and turned around to tell Steve to keep quiet this time, but for some reason they'd all fucked off.
User Reviews
Submitted by cdoggown (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really REALLY wanted to like it. And yelling at an asian guy with an elementary grasp of the english language should be funny.
But you ruined all that.
fucker.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Broken_Bird (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:17:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your an idiot
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Oh, the irony. I love when people on Uber screw up the use of "you're" and "your" while calling someone else's intelligence into question.
About the post: I don't know, man. It seems like something is missing.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
damn you. now i'm thinking about sesame chicken. and i'm hungry. bastard.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(this isn't autobiographical)
i've come across too many people like this
Submitted by Broken_Bird (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your an idiot
Submitted by Aztune (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tough call on this one...
-1 for hearing it last year and thinking it was their fault
+1 for dipping out on your friends; they should have your back
-1 for not respecting that your friend was trying to help you out
+2 for being a bonehead and making me laugh
Submitted by sleepingmonkey (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What no *SPT*? Gotta warn us...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn dirty apes.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
cute
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Oh, not that shit again. You guys tried that last year - remember?"
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Meaningless.
Give up the crack pipe man....
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
YEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....
....HHHAAAAWWWWNNN
*blinks*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funky
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-09 13:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
sphincter says what?