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Submitted by Hair (View user info) at 2006-02-09 17:08:40 EST
SPT.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:30:51 EDT (#)
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Thanks, fluff. You are so handy to have about.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-16 21:46:34 EDT (#)
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Yes its SPT. But that is no excuse for your latest mishappenings.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:07:02 EST (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-10 05:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Could lead to rusting.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:54:34 EST (#)
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Oh, I meant this for Filthy Assistant:
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:09:45 (#)
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It's funny because they have bot-sex.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh heh heh
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so it IS a gay-cowboys-eating-pudding movie. i thought that was a joke...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:09:45 EST (#)
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It's funny because they have bot-sex.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahaahahahahaha.
I'm in searing pain.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-09 23:52:51 EST (#)
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I shit you not Mick, I had that song in my head just the other day.
I wonder where my Joe's Garage cd's went to?
Fucking Zappa rules.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-09 22:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-09 21:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe has just learned to speak German. Now, get this, here's why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET . . . And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean) . . . so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one . . . that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body . . . it's really exciting . . . and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG . . .
Joe:
I've got a better idea . . .
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Weenie . . . weenie, weenie, weenie!
Make it go fast
(In and out)
In and out,
Magical Pig
Make it go fast
(In and out)
In and out,
Magical Pig
Till it squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts)
Fire
Till it squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts)
Fire
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Sy Borg:
What's a girl like you
Doing in a place like this?
Do you come here often?
Wait a minute. . .
I've got it . . .
You're an Italian . . .
What? You're Jewish?
Love your nails . . .
You must be a Libra . . .
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming
Hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde python screaming
Steam Roller!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-02-09 19:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:10:49 (#)
They're gay. They're cowboys. Let's all move on.
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Cowboys?
Fuck me sideways, I thought they were droids.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:26:05 EST (#)
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yeeehawwwww
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:09:25 EST (#)
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OMG please no. R2 don't bend over!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:06:42 EST (#)
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So, C-3PO is the catcher, right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:56:13 EST (#)
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Fuck it, I laughed...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:47:32 EST (#)
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I never bothered watching the movie. Someone please enlighten me. Did the cowboys at any point during the movie eat pudding?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:22:00 EST (#)
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The hell with it, I laughed.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:19:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:10:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
I refuse to officially recognise Shit Post Thursday today. There have been 10.57329994 to the power of 89 jokes about Brokeback Mountain and approximately none of them were funny.
They're gay. They're cowboys. Let's all move on.
The anti shit-post thursday brigade rides again. Just cos its thursday is NO fucking excuse.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How many times do I need to explain it?
"Counterpart" does NOT equal "partner!"
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Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
NOES, guys! it's coZ they'Re GHEY!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll get a shitload of -2DIEs, but I thought it was funny. I really did.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:11:50 EST (#)
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You photoshopped well. And this +2 will even out all the -2's you get.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funnay
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I refuse to officially recognise Shit Post Thursday today. There have been 10.57329994 to the power of 89 jokes about Brokeback Mountain and approximately none of them were funny.
They're gay. They're cowboys. Let's all move on.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-09 17:09:48 EST (#)
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idiot