POMHF - Camping It Up In A Big Gay Rent-a-car (1125 hits)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2006-02-10 05:58:40 EST
I enjoy Fridays.
Why work, when you can engage in the thoroughly British tradition of forcing other people to look at your holiday photos...
Admittedly not everyone likes looking at other peoples holiday snaps, but I'll be buggered if it didn't give me something to do for the past hour, instead of actually working.
Rock-climbing/camping road trip up the Eastern English Seaboard and Peak District. If you wanna see, scroll down. If you don't, go read some Berty. He's infinitely more entertaining.
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Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:20:56 EST (#)
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So is that sign why MJ is rumored to be moving to the Isle?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:08:44 EST (#)
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nice. i need a vacation.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:03:28 EST (#)
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slow and loose children?!
that's it! i'm moving there! my rape and cupcake business with skyrocket with both loose and slow children!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:51:02 EST (#)
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i like travelogues
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-12 06:02:49 EST (#)
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You have seen nothing until you have been out on a Saturday night in the Toon.
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Yeah i aggree. One night out in Newcastle is a truley life-changing moment. Its the same as having a near-death experience. Afterwards, when your home having realised that you evoided being stabbed/mugged/beaten up/raped and murdered food tastes better, wine tastes nicer and women smell sweeter. It can also be equated to major heart surgery. Its gotta be done, so grit your teeth and get your scars.
Some people climb mountains, some people go out in Newcastle.
Case and point = The Tuxedo Princess.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-02-12 05:32:22 EST (#)
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I hope you realise that this is EXACTLY what our road trip is going to be like?? Except my car is maybe a bit more camp.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:58:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:56:07 (#)
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I caught a train from Scotland to London once, it went through Newcastle without stopping.
Thank fuck.
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You have seen nothing until you have been out on a Saturday night in the Toon.
Remember when you were in Brazil and all those ladies were wearing virtually nothing? Geordie women wear less than that on a Saturday night out, in January.
Admittedly a fair proportion of them are dog rough, but you can't have everything.
-Dave
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:56:24 EST (#)
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I keed, I keed.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:56:07 EST (#)
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I caught a train from Scotland to London once, it went through Newcastle without stopping.
Thank fuck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:54:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:12:46 (#)
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If you wanna see, scroll down. If you don't, go read some Berty. He's infinitely more entertaining.
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That's a lie.
The north of England sucks. Seriously, with places like Skegness and Grimsby and Scunthorpe how could any good come from it all? ---
The filthy Brummy lies!
Get ye to Newcastle
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:46:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:11:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:58:29 EST (#)
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mmmmm harness wedgie.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:53:15 EST (#)
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You should have taken a picure of yourself riding the bulldozer thing in front of the bowling alley.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:45:11 EST (#)
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Thanks hon. But don't bother loving my hate posts. Even I hate my hate posts. They're hateful.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:38:01 EST (#)
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I love your posts.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:16:23 EST (#)
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sunset junkie!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:07:38 EST (#)
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People already mentioned the car is blue so I won't mention it.
Other than when I just did....
Cool gay trip.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-10 09:06:19 EST (#)
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Still needs more nekkid.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:53:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:47:41 (#)
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Exactly. I just say pink, call them a fag and turn away disgusted. People soon learn
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I need to do that. I need to really really remember to do that.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:51:49 EST (#)
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Nice swell they have over there.. and beaches... it looks kinda 'closed', I guess you could put an eye out on the 'sand', makes me wanna pee in my wetsuit..
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:47:41 EST (#)
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Exactly. I just say pink, call them a fag and turn away disgusted. People soon learn
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:45:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:12:51 (#)
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We should hire a bus and have an Uber road trip. Dave can drive.
In fact, why don't we just get Dave to steal one? A plan is formulating as I speak...
Swing in past gloucester would ya,Im fed up dealing with these tractor jockies
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:43:13 EST (#)
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Yep. And the worst part of it is when people find out, the first thing that comes out of their mouths is "Really? Then what colour is my shirt?"
Because if you're colour blind, you can tell, right?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:36:41 EST (#)
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You really colour blind as well? Don't worry, that just means we rock more when it comes to film noir
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:30:22 EST (#)
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You should see me do Paint-By-Numbers. It's awful. Especially because I can't count past eleventeen.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:25:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:18:53 (#)
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Looks more blue than purple to me, but this was still infinitely entertaining to me in my half-awake Friday morning state.
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Phuzzy is colour blind so he just guesses most of the time. Playing snooker with him can get rather stressful.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:25:44 EST (#)
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Very nice.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:25:39 EST (#)
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I feel a stoopid post coming on...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:21:55 EST (#)
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I don't have to explain my random decisions to you people.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:18:53 EST (#)
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Looks more blue than purple to me, but this was still infinitely entertaining to me in my half-awake Friday morning state.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:12:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:10:12 (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:07:56 (#)
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I think a cross-Channel invasion would be the best way to cause maximum offence.
Caulincourt's grandparents probably have a crumbling chateau we could squat in. Perhaps a vinyard or two?
Either way, the Frenchies need a taste of Uber.
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I don't intend to leave the British Isles until 2007.
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Is that when they remove your tag?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:12:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:10:12 (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:07:56 (#)
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I think a cross-Channel invasion would be the best way to cause maximum offence.
Caulincourt's grandparents probably have a crumbling chateau we could squat in. Perhaps a vinyard or two?
Either way, the Frenchies need a taste of Uber.
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I don't intend to leave the British Isles until 2007.
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it's that import/export tax on rubber tires, isn't it old beansprout?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:10:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:04:00 (#)
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Gang of 5 or 7? Don't be absurd.
We'd all get ASBO's if we go within a 1/2 mile of Tescos.
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Not if we have a cool name and a kindly yet reclusive private investigator grandfather.
And a big stick.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:10:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:07:56 (#)
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I think a cross-Channel invasion would be the best way to cause maximum offence.
Caulincourt's grandparents probably have a crumbling chateau we could squat in. Perhaps a vinyard or two?
Either way, the Frenchies need a taste of Uber.
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I don't intend to leave the British Isles until 2007.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think a cross-Channel invasion would be the best way to cause maximum offence.
Caulincourt's grandparents probably have a crumbling chateau we could squat in. Perhaps a vinyard or two?
Either way, the Frenchies need a taste of Uber.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:05:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:02:02 (#)
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We could just cruise around and pick up as many hitchhikers as we can until an adventure happens. That's how all adventures start.
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Well as long as we only rape the ones with poor grasp of English. We can just dump them in the middle of a field and no-one will be able to get any sense out of them for days.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:04:00 EST (#)
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Gang of 5 or 7? Don't be absurd.
We'd all get ASBO's if we go within a 1/2 mile of Tescos.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:02:02 EST (#)
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We could just cruise around and pick up as many hitchhikers as we can until an adventure happens. That's how all adventures start.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:59:55 EST (#)
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How 'bout we just black up Spam, take him somewhere public and stand there pointing and laughing?
(And solving tricky mysteries, like why Dervel is so great.)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:56:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:54:31 (#)
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Okay, but then we have to get a border collie called Timmy, and work in a gang of 5, or 7 people.
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I say we just black up Spam and pretend.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:54:31 EST (#)
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Okay, but then we have to get a border collie called Timmy, and work in a gang of 5, or 7 people.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:50:10 EST (#)
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That looks like the Wash? I was born near there.
Uber roadtrip would be funny as. Not going in my Hyundai though, t'would be most unpleasant as it doesn't have a high enough windows to seats ratio.
We could try and find the original crown jewels that good ol' Charlie lost. Uber treasure hunt!
Or we could drive around solving tricky mysteries, like why I'm so great.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:45:35 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for having the word "gay" in the title.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:23:53 EST (#)
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Uber road trip? We'd never be seen again.....
In a bajillion years time, alien scientists will discover the mangled wreckage of a wheelchair wrapped around a bunch of horrified looking skelligans at the bottom of a well surrounded by beer cans somewhere in Clunthorpe.
Actually, that'd be cool.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:13:50 EST (#)
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It'd be even awesomer when you get to the bottom and realise we sold your brakes for beer money.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 07:11:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:57:47 (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:52:19 (#)
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And Berty, it'd be fun. We can drink, laugh, and tie rockets to your wheelchair.
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And ribbons. Don't forget the ribbons.
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Launching fireworks off my chair whilst barreling down a hill would be pretty awesome, but I demand that Phuzzy takes the pictures. He has the best camera.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:57:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:52:19 (#)
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And Berty, it'd be fun. We can drink, laugh, and tie rockets to your wheelchair.
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And ribbons. Don't forget the ribbons.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:52:19 EST (#)
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Don't worry. I also hate the Wallies. And the All Blacks, but that's becasue 9 times out of 10, they're just plain better than us.
Who me, bitter? Noo...
And Bery, it'd be fun. We can drink, laugh, and tie rockets to your wheelchair.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:41:32 EST (#)
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Even though I'm an aussie, I support the Crusaders and the all blacks. Yeah yeah, I'm a traitor and all that.
It's a long story, but basically my old man is a kiwi and he brainwashed me into hating Aussie rugby teams as a youngun. He used to rant to my mum all the time "No son of mine is going to support those fucking Wallabies."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:40:23 EST (#)
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And Nath, roadtrip sounds good. Organise. Do it.
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Don't be silly. Can you imagine how much we'd get on one anothers tits? The awkwardness if there was no alcohol provided? Think man.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:35:21 EST (#)
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Ugh. I know. Fucking Cats. WHY WAS I BORN WHERE I WAS BORN!!!
But aside from loving a shit team, I'm so fucking glad it's starting. I was missing my sports...
Who's yours?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:32:14 EST (#)
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I've seen ALOT of Europe and the UK since I've been living in London, but I felt kinda bad for not getting out and seeing much of England.
Now I don't feel so bad.
On a side note, southern hemisphere rugby is back! Wooooo Super 14!! Who's your team phuzzy? If you say the Cats I'm going to laugh.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:19:34 EST (#)
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+2 standard transmission.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:14:30 EST (#)
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Berty, we weren't told this first! We just thought cool, let's go to the coast. We went East. Baaaaaaaaad idea...
And Nath, roadtrip sounds good. Organise. Do it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:13:02 EST (#)
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Don't blame me. It's your country.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:12:51 EST (#)
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We should hire a bus and have an Uber road trip. Dave can drive.
In fact, why don't we just get Dave to steal one? A plan is formulating as I speak...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:12:46 EST (#)
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If you wanna see, scroll down. If you don't, go read some Berty. He's infinitely more entertaining.
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That's a lie.
The north of England sucks. Seriously, with places like Skegness and Grimsby and Scunthorpe how could any good come from it all?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-10 06:03:55 EST (#)
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For Eastern English Seaboard.
There's no excuse for that.