cartoon characters that should not exist (745 hits)
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Submitted by Beavis Christ (View user info) at 2006-02-10 10:23:09 EST
Okay, first of all, In "Johnny Quest", Haji needs to get the fuck out of there. He is useless as shit and he's an Arab. I bet he is plotting to launch a terrorist attack on the Earth, after he brainwashes the entire Quest family and plants a bomb in Bandits ass.
Also, in Scooby Doo, Fred can take a hike too. He's gay and he is always ruining Shag and Scoobs chance to fuck Daphne because he always takes her with him (so people think he's not gay).
Then there's Captain Planet. That show needs a serious makeover. Everyone on it sucks balls. Just a bunch of punk ass kids that cause a bunch of shit because Wheeler burns down buildings and the one bitch causes tsunami's n shit. And by the way kids, DONT LITTER! THE POWER IS YOURS! --Awful.
Finally, we come to Batman & his fuck slave Robin. Robin is always getting his ass kicked, then Batman has to stop fucking Catwoman, put out his blunt and put underwear on just to go bail his ass out. There is only one reason Robin is there as far as i'm concerned, and that's to steal Batmans money and suck his dick while he's asleep.
Got anymore?
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
EARTH!!!
Anyone, anyone? HIT ME!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking alter aSSHOLE!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:48:02 EST (#)
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I totally misread this title on the front page - thought it said 'cartoon beavers that should not exist'
The thing that's really fucking me over now is the fact that I still clicked on it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, in Scooby Doo, Fred can take a hike too. He's gay and he is always ruining Shag and Scoobs chance to fuck Daphne because he always takes her with him (so people think he's not gay).
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ah no, it's because he's bangin her, dude.
You suck at life.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:10:09 EST (#)
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Batman sucks +1
Fred sucks ass +1
Liked reading it. rock on.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Time to move out of your parent's basement and get a job, alter.
And I mean someplace other than a comic book shop.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<Foolproof slumps over drooling from the lobotomy this drivel caused>
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:20:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:52:03 (#)
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Now i'm going to post a thread about my birth, death, and rebirth. Complete with Butthead Iscariot and Principle McVicker the apostle.
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Don't forget the douche hippie teacher as Mary Magdalene.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope God suddenly wipes you off the chronological map, so that you were never born nor existed in any universal plain.
Then maybe I can avoid shit like this.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
the Prophet Muhammed.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:59:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:33:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was more painful than a cardiac defibrillator from Big Lots.
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Ahahaha
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:57:07 EST (#)
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I see the 8 year olds have woken from their afternoon nap.
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:56:31 EST (#)
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ahhhh What A Marooon!
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:52:03 EST (#)
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Now i'm going to post a thread about my birth, death, and rebirth. Complete with Butthead Iscariot and Principle McVicker the apostle.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:45:29 EST (#)
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BEAVIS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR
WHOM IS THE ALTER YOU SAY YOU ARE?
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:43:41 EST (#)
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Jesus is a cartoon character?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:43:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:28:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
How old are you that you are criticizing Captain Planet?
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:27:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dis agree on Captain Planet,
he's our hero and will take pollution down to zero
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain Planet is the only character that is worth a damn bit of anything. Everyone else in that show sucks.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A character that shouldn't exist that you forgot: that composite character of Beavis and Jesus whose name you stole.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:38:42 EST (#)
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Beavis Christ.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i loved johnny quest and haj. i miss them.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was more painful than a cardiac defibrillator from Big Lots.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How old are you that you are criticizing Captain Planet?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dis agree on Captain Planet,
he's our hero and will take pollution down to zero
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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