For Phuzzygish: Your Very Own Lame Hate Post (838 hits)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (View user info) at 2006-02-10 10:32:56 EST
Phuzzygish, I thought you might feel a little unhated and left out since you wrote those hate posts for people( http://www.ubersite.com/m/83699 and http://www.ubersite.com/m/83625 ) but didn't get one in return. I decided to write one for you and use everything I do know about you (not much, obviously) against you. I think hate posts are retarded but here goes my pathetic attempt at one anyway:
You know phuzzy, seeing as how I know so many of you guys so well (I used to work with a South African for like an hour every week, at least I think he was South African...) and I know so much about your country (it's the purple one on the map) I can confidently say all you South Africans are alike. You all think you're so great with your awesome tans and your super cool accents, living in your purple country. Well you know what? You're not! Go rape some cheetahs or lay in front of a herd of stampeding elephants. Who wants to live in a purple country anyway? It just screams ghey.
You've got to be like the worst pedophile in the history of pedophiles. You couldn't even get away with taking pictures of clothed children while looking all official-like in your spiffy yellow jacket with your little badge. Don't you realize all you had to do when that lady stopped you was say "Do you know who I am? Tee-hee! I'm Michael Jackson, bitch! Shamone!" then grab your crotch and moonwalk up to the children. If you'd done that she would've been like "OMG, I'm like your biggest fan!!!!! Here, take my youngest son's virgin ass. I'd offer you my first born too but he's 13 so he's too old for you." You're about as black as he is, if not more so since you're actually from Africa, so she totally would've believed you.
Why don't you just go back to Brazil? If you do, I hope one of those giant moths eats giant holes in your clothes. Speaking of Brazil, you've got weird toes since your second toes are longer than your big toes. That's just not right, Mr. Freak Toes. Either join a circus or don't ever take your socks off again.
Oh and by the way:
"Phuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Phuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Plus however the rest goes."
You're going to be bald and you're a dumb bear who hibernates so, ha! I didn't want to have to whip out the big insults but yeah, I went there.
Everyone knows balding bears can't gamble so good luck at Ubercon Vegas. You're going to lose all your money and you'll end up whoring yourself out and blowing random guys on the strip until you earn enough money for a plane ticket back home. When you do finally earn enough for the ticket, you'll gamble it away again and you'll be left where you started. It's a vicious cycle. That or you'll end up working with Celine Dion. If you do, please do the world a favor and shoot her in the face. She needs to die.
Here's a random googled photo that popped up for "I hate you"
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:14:45 EST (#)
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Jonny- Vegas sounds like fun but I'm already going to Mexico until Sunday as soon as I can get out of here. Woo Mexico!
Besides, I shouldn't have talked about Phuzzy's gambling skills because I'm not the best either. It's not necessarily that I lose, it's just I don't know how to play any of the games and I don't like slot machines. I don't even know how to play poker. I know the idea behind it because we used to play it in high school but we only played when we were high so I don't remember all of the different names like Royal Flush and what beats what. The only thing I do know how to play is 21 because that's how my teacher taught us addition in elementary school and anyone who can count can figure it out.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:09:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:47:18 EST (#)
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Julie, I'm gonna swing by LA and pick up you up and take you to Vegas, OK?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:16:55 EST (#)
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I'll bet you drew those shapes yourself. Leave hateposts to people who can write, like HighVoltage.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:12:15 EST (#)
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Meh...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:46:58 EST (#)
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"Lame" doesn't even begin to describe this piece of shit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:56:37 EST (#)
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Cute pictures.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:53:57 EST (#)
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Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?
-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:24:01 EST (#)
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It cut me. To the quick.
And that purple jab? That's just spiteful, bitch!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:21:35 EST (#)
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Wait, so Phuzzy, does that mean you didn't sit in a corner and cry after you read this? Come on, I pulled out the big Phuzzy Wuzzy insult and everything! That was just brutal.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:17:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:52:59 (#)
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I do.
And, um, don't take this the wrong way, but you're really bad at this 'hate' vibe. In fact, I think you're worse than me...
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Yeah, I know I am. I'm much better at it when I actually do hate someone though.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:12:49 EST (#)
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GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! All I can think about is 'See No Evil, Hear No Evil' with Richard Pryor & Gene Wilder.
"WHAT?!?! FUZZY WUZZZY WAS A WOMAN??"
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-10 11:11:30 EST (#)
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Oh NO YOU DIDN'T just hate on MY MAN!!!
<claws out eyes>
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:52:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:49:06 (#)
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You're welcome. This is my first and probably my last hate post so you better enjoy it! Or hate it? I'm not quite sure. Bah, you know what I mean.
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I do.
And, um, don't take this the wrong way, but you're really bad at this 'hate' vibe. In fact, I think you're worse than me...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:50:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:38:36 (#)
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So phuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
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Is that how the end goes? I never could remember that.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:49:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:39:25 (#)
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Thanks babes, I think.
=)
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You're welcome. This is my first and probably my last hate post so you better enjoy it! Or hate it? I'm not quite sure. Bah, you know what I mean.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:39:25 EST (#)
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Thanks babes, I think.
=)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:38:54 EST (#)
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I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!
-- Homer Simpson
Team Homer
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A hate post? For li'l ol me? Por mi? Vir ekke? Awww gwarsh.. I.. Uh..
Fuck you.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:38:36 EST (#)
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So phuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:35:52 EST (#)
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The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the General
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:33:55 EST (#)
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Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma