Ubertines Round 2 Results And Final Round Titties assignment (1119 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: Ubertines_ '06
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2006-02-10 12:40:29 EST
I don't know if you're going to like what I've done here but you asked me to adjust the ratings to eliminate the drive by rater. Along with the random rater I also did not count the authors own reviews in the tally of ratings. The adjustment resulted in two ties, the first of which is solved by the number of ratings on each post. The second tie ends up with the same number of ratings so it comes down to hits. Axolotl, I couldn't make the math work this morning to figure out what your adjusted rating would have been. It should have been higher than shown here because of my accidental zero. The funny thing is that doing the adjustments didn't change the outcome.
Last night was a rough night for me so I apologize now for not adding my two cents on the individual posts. I did enjoy reading them and look forward to the final.
inion_de_trua, Bunny gamer take me with you, http://www.ubersite.com/m/83656 2 on 33
CaptainThorns, My Funny Valentine: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83631 2 on 13
Davros, Truly, Truly, Truly. http://www.ubersite.com/m/83637 1.89 on 20
Axolotl, Your Cheating Heart - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83629 1.73 on 20
Orgasmatron, Vide Cor Meum - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83661 2 on 16 371 hits
Scourge, A Stare Like Hers - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83663 2 on 16 286 hits
Consolation round:
Brdn_nkd, I carry your heart: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83654 1.71 on 13
Ghola, The Tie That Binds - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83670 1.86 on 32
Final round match up and title assignments:
Competing in the final round will be inion_de_trua and Orgasmatron. The winner of the round will be entitled to bragging rights for a period of one year. Good luck and good writing.
Inion_de_trua - Kiss Me
Orgasmatron - Baby, I'm A Lost Cause
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Glad you joined us. Hopefully AshK will put hers up soon too.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tonight, i will submit a part two which should be sufficient to satisfy the title requirements
i couldn't pass up the title you offered me since it was such a good fit in a certain section of book i'm trying to write
i said that i would enter and complete your exhibition, and i feel that i've kept my word
thank you, and the others, once again, for encouraging me to start writing again
jd
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will post the results about noon tomorrow CST.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey when does this round close?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion_de_trua - Kiss Me - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83882
Orgasmatron - Baby, I'm A Lost Cause - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83886
Consolation Round 2:
Brdn_Nkd - Sugar Sweet - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83895
Joedaddy - Loved to Death - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83856
AshK - Anatomy of Love -
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sugar Sweet - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83895
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:02:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
let him not be dq'ed
As you wish Princess Buttercup
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
let him not be dq'ed
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Baby, I'm a Lost Cause"/"Baby I'm a-Lost 'Cause"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83886
Posted @ 1:30. I leave it up to you to decide if it should be disqualified.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-13 12:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No forfeit here. I may be a few minutes late, but I'm throwing out what I've got regardless.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 12:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83882
NO, NO PRESSURE AT ALL!!!! ugh, i don't know how i feel about this one, surprisingly the weird titles were alot easier to get a story out of.
i'm kinda just prayin O forfeits.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion, how are you doing? You feeling the crunch too? I may also be late with my consolation piece. I've also had a crazy morning and will shortly be headed to lunch.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:17:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:11:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgot to mention: Posts are due by 11:59 a.m. CST 2/13 (monday before noon)
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12:59 PM EST 2/13
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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I'm really going to try to get this up by 1 Eastern. It may be a half hour late or so. Today's nutso at the office for a variety of reasons, and my time isn'e entirely my own right now.
Everything I did last night I did at home, and didn't email it to myself, so I've had to come up with something new while here at work. Which in a way is a shame, because I cooked up something in prose and now I won't get a chance to post it for this comp.
DQ me if you have to if I'm a little late, because rules are rules. It'd be my own fault for not passing my stuff on, anyway.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:11:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgot to mention: Posts are due by 11:59 a.m. CST 2/13 (monday before noon)
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I just caught this. har har dumbass.
This exhibition round story will be late. Sorry guys, I'll take the walk of shame now as I cannot access my story until this evening.
nurrrrrr.....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:11:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgot to mention: Posts are due by 11:59 a.m. CST 2/13 (monday before noon)
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12:59 PM EST 2/13
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-12 23:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a choice. I have to split my story into two parts.
I'll try and do a Sunday/Monday.
In any event thank you for getting me to write again.
jd
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-12 01:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm of Irish descent as well, if heritage is going to sway votes.
I'm not a lass however, despite what popular opinion says.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-11 23:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-10 20:16:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...I don't like advancing just because of hits, but I'm not going to turn my nose to it.
If we had more time I'd suggest a one-off round w/ scourge to determine who should move on, but with the weekend coming I doubt there's time for that.
Me an' deepthroat then?
So be it.
You'll have to throw in more than head to get me to throw the comp., love. I'm vying for the Triple Crown here in a way.
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You wrote the better post my interweb friend. The win was deserved on your part. I'm still going to be rooting for the young Irish descended lass. Can't bring myself to cheer for someone who beat me and all...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-10 20:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...I don't like advancing just because of hits, but I'm not going to turn my nose to it.
If we had more time I'd suggest a one-off round w/ scourge to determine who should move on, but with the weekend coming I doubt there's time for that.
Me an' deepthroat then?
So be it.
You'll have to throw in more than head to get me to throw the comp., love. I'm vying for the Triple Crown here in a way.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:55:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
And learn to spell "argument" HIV.
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I saw that and was like "Huh? What is he talking about....Lemme read below....Oh fuck me.... I hate you E button!"
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgot to mention: Posts are due by 11:59 a.m. CST 2/13 (monday before noon)
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Loved to Death
When do you want it?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't been following this, but +2 for saying titties. I'm in that sort of mood.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't really know.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo sammich!
I'll take Anatomy of Love.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does it really count as a linkwhore if it's your own post?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a dirty little linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83602
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn, Ash, Joe sammich threeway.
Both of you pick a title and I'll take the leftover:
Loved To Death
Anatomy of Love
Sugar Sweet
These were taken from the UberTines title list.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Any thing to bring the decent writers out of the woodwork.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've really enjoyed this little competition of yours, so far. Really good show, guys.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow awesomeness on a stick.
yay! made my friday, specially since i almost died this morning.
uhhh O i'll trade head for you throwing the contest. how's that?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my boss took me out for lunch this is the first time i noticed this. am i gonna wanna cry? someone tell me before i read ahead.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:55:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Joe come up with a title, thinking of one for you now. I'd invite anyone else who wants to jump in too as long as it's not too many.
I haven't written in so long, I've forgotten how. Count me in if there's room.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
joe - the problem is arriving at the first number the rest you had there is standard.
scourge - no YOU'RE THE WINNER!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And learn to spell "argument" HIV.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, no, whine was probably appropriate.
And if you'd care to read more carefully, you'll see that I surrendered long ago. So YOU win.
I'm the loser.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:14:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
if I can get these 2 bids done before I want to leave on sunday morning.
^^^^
just do the standard math:
take the first # you arrived @
double it
then add 10%
see?
all done .
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh sorry I meant win.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a lover, not a fighter...you whine scourge.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha i beat you.
what do i get?
seriously.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:24:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I am a prick...
I just can't work up the energy for a good solid internet fight these days, as evidenced by Mondays little "hate" fiasco.
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No arguement here.
Good luck to the two of you. I don't know who I want to win (Yes I do. But I WILL NEVER TELL!)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I am a prick...
I just can't work up the energy for a good solid internet fight these days, as evidenced by Mondays little "hate" fiasco.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I guess this blew my theory out of the water that posting earlier than my competitors would favor me in terms of hits. Congrats katy! You were a most worthy opponent.
Good luck in the final round too, because you'll need it facing off with Orgasmatron.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2 much love 2 many 2's
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
let's see if anyone else wants to play, and just issue me(us) a title?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the banter.
I'm sorry, I woke up with an extra finger today..
Yes, Bdn I will think of you while I'm on the mountain.
That is of course if I can get these 2 bids done before I want to leave on sunday morning.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love ya scourge, you're always up for that banter.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Calling me a girl was a great dig too. The height of intelligent insult. Your keen wit is too much for me. I surrender.
Moron.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 13:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:57:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to...however...12" fresh powder will be falling in the Poconos this weekend and I am going to drive through it and then I'm going to snowboard on top of it!
Yeah.
ooooh you dirty bastard.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:48:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe if scourge wasn't such a fucking prick people would check her stuff out.
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Hey there cocksucker!
Why don't you go take your head out of your ass long enough to blow it off with a shotgun? I'll loan you mine. You game?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to...however...12" fresh powder will be falling in the Poconos this weekend and I am going to drive through it and then I'm going to snowboard on top of it!
Yeah.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Joe come up with a title, thinking of one for you now. I'd invite anyone else who wants to jump in too as long as it's not too many.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:41:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone care for an exhibition round?
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raises hand
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe if scourge wasn't such a fucking prick people would check her stuff out.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn the Uber people. Hits did me in.
Congrats O-tron.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-10 12:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
too much to drink last night.
Anyone care for another consolation/exhibition round?