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A drop in the bucket (709 hits)

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Rating: 1.18 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by pantsarestupid (View user info) at 2006-02-10 14:25:32 EST


Why is it that it's never really important to see someone unless they're unavailable? Why is it that when you find out that they can't make it that you become almost desperate for their company?

It's annoying hom much it matters to have a clean house when you're going to have company. If it's so important...then why aren't our houses always clean?

Clark Gable was one dashing man. How he isn't recognized as an old fashion sex symbol, i'll never understand. He was man who, on the surface, had it all. Why don't men with mustaches act like that anymore?

I hate busy phones. I can't stand dialing and redialing a number just to hear that steady repetitive tone. If anyone ever felt the need to torture me...a busy signal would do it.

One day I want to see a lion in the wild.

It's easy to claim that you're always lonely. Who could tell if you were lying? Are you really lonely or just bored and unaccepting of your present company?

One of my favorite photographs in the world is called "Kiss by the Hotel de Ville, Paris 1950". What a fucking picture right? The guy looks so into that kiss. The woman looks a little afraid...a little stiff. Kind of like they didn't know each other. Like he came out of nowhere and just planted it on her. Everyone and everything around them is still moving while these two stop. What did she say to him to make him kiss her like that? What was their secret?

4:22 and bored as hell
trouble all day
bleek night ahead
better day behind
when waking up talking about tornados was acceptable
and Ben Affleck played a guest spot
in the morning
24 hours can vary so much from one block to the next
they can be the exact thing you need
to change your outlook

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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Clark Gable showered four times a day, but still had horrendous halitosis.
Because that's, you know, USEFUL to know.

And while lions are cool, a leopard in the wild knocks your spots off.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This started strong and finished weak.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-10 19:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

More like a drop in the toilet

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-10 19:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Friday randomnes

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

4:22 .....
well that explains it!!!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ooh oooh me too. Me too.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought you were going to ask for money.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and IM actually growing a mustache for my dad's wedding in two weeks.

It's been a long 2 months

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One day I want to see a lion in the wild
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good choice, been to Kenya

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wasn't me dude...

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

stupid scroll mouse

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

mah bad, De'Enna!!!!

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"two tear drops in a bucket, fuck it, take it to the stage"

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry if I spelled it wrong yet again

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yesh Deenna

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:34:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for MyNameIsTim - We don't love you and we never will. Sorry.
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that was you, pantsarestupid?


awesome work.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

George - drinks sometime soon?

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for MyNameIsTim - We don't love you and we never will. Sorry.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO AUBURN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a collection of everything that I found stuffed in my desk drawer today. Just a whole bunch of things that I wrote down at one time or another.



Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This is just a bit of a dribble isn't it. Could have been cool.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Men with mustaches still act...in porn.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like these kinds of posts

you should have attached the photo though


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