The movie "Dogma" (1254 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -1.58 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (View user info) at 2006-02-10 15:14:28 EST
I watched that movie a few times, and I really thought about what they were saying in terms of religion. But then that got boring and I just watched the violence and strip club. Anyone else?
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 05:30:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-12 09:53:11 EST (#)
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My Karma is gonna splatter your Dogma.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:49:53 EST (#)
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Let's keep this -2 chain goin'.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:56:19 EST (#)
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Yes. -2 DIE!
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-11 02:39:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:21:13 (#)
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Jay and Silent Bob are not to be taken seriously. You don't watch "Dogma" for the religious message. You watch it because it's funny.
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Oh, didn't realize. Boy oh boy, I off to watch it again!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-11 02:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more me beating off.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-02-11 01:46:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:21:13 (#)
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Jay and Silent Bob are not to be taken seriously. You don't watch "Dogma" for the religious message. You watch it because it's funny.
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Tell Kevin Smith that. He wrote in the insert with the DVD that he made the movie to display his personal religious beliefs, and then presented them in a comedic way so as to make it more mentally palatable. And it's a View Askew movie, not a Jay and Silent Bob movie. Yes, they are in it, but would you call Scream 3 a Jay and Silent Bob movie just because they did a cameo? Hey, let's judge every aspect of a movie based on TWO CHARACTERS. That's like judging sexual prowess by hair style.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:39:23 EST (#)
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I am stupider for having read this.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:29:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:24:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:07:11 (#)
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I read this post a few times, and I really thought about what you were saying in terms of Dogma. But then that got boring and I just thought about all the satisfying ways that you could kill yourself and spare the site the burden of another aimless jackoff with nothing to contribute. Anyone else?
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This will sound harsh, but I think if everyone who watched Dogma more than twice (like dropping an H-bomb on Talladega/Datona during race week, if these people would just CEASE TO BE) it would clean up the gene pool, and the earth might stand a chance.
Sentence structure sucked but point was made.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:07:11 EST (#)
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I read this post a few times, and I really thought about what you were saying in terms of Dogma. But then that got boring and I just thought about all the satisfying ways that you could kill yourself and spare the site the burden of another aimless jackoff with nothing to contribute. Anyone else?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-10 21:33:45 EST (#)
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My roommate, who doesn't even like this site, thinks you need to find something better to do with your time.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-10 21:07:56 EST (#)
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Dogma sucked ass in the way Beavis and Butthead would have if they hadn't been funny as all hell.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-10 20:54:52 EST (#)
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OOOOh now I get it.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-10 20:43:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:02:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:52:57 (#)
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Auto Kevin Smith (except Chasing Amy or Jersey Girl) +2
Auto Damn You Suck -2
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haha, that's amazing. i thought i was the only kevin smith fan who hated chasing amy.
WEIRD!!!!!!!@#@!$#!@$
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:00:59 EST (#)
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asshole. that movie has the best line.
"That means bethany's part black?"
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:41:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:29:59 (#)
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Why did you feel the need to post this?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:22:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:37:36 EST (#)
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:29:59 EST (#)
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Why did you feel the need to post this?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:27:29 EST (#)
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I rented it under the impression it was a true story about you getting anally raped with a 12" auger, then beheaded by a group of fanatic jihadis thereby preventing you from ever posting on ubersite. As you can imagine, I was greatly disappointed. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed that this movie will be made eventually.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:21:13 EST (#)
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Jay and Silent Bob are not to be taken seriously. You don't watch "Dogma" for the religious message. You watch it because it's funny.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:54:28 EST (#)
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Did you read any posts before you posted this digital, steaming pile of 1's and 0's?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:52:57 EST (#)
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Auto Kevin Smith (except Chasing Amy or Jersey Girl) +2
Auto Damn You Suck -2
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
take a dick in the butt, ya mutt
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:31:52 (#)
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Awesome, my first post and completely -2s. I must be more of an asshole than i'm trying to be. Sweet.
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guess again, fucktard
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:45:48 EST (#)
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you remember the shit monster?
That's you.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:43:38 EST (#)
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Dumbass
Submitted by Snowynorth (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:43:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:31:52 (#)
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Awesome, my first post and completely -2s. I must be more of an asshole than i'm trying to be. Sweet.
On uber you get +2s for being an asshole, you get -2s for being retarded.
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:40:58 EST (#)
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The movie rocks, you apparantly do not.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:38:47 EST (#)
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Nice post, asshole!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:36:49 EST (#)
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yur dumm.
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:31:52 EST (#)
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Awesome, my first post and completely -2s. I must be more of an asshole than i'm trying to be. Sweet.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:28:40 EST (#)
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Wow.
What an in depth analysis.
I particularly find the detailed character examinations you provided to be enlightening. When I read the section on your take of the symbolism behind Chris Rocks dialogue, I thought you were a mind reader. That was exactly what I said to my wife when we watched the movie...
Can we be best friends?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:26:10 EST (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:25:28 EST (#)
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the movie was great, this post...
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:24:48 EST (#)
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well i thought it was pretty awesome guys!
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:22:55 EST (#)
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SIEG HIEL!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:22:52 EST (#)
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I thought this sort of thing would happen while Method was banned....
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:21:55 EST (#)
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nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:18:34 EST (#)
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I once wrote a book about the Catholic church revealing it for the shame that it is. I actually got it published.
Read it sometime. It's called "The DaVinci Code" it's something I whipped up after watching that movie stoned.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:18:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:16:00 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:15:20 (#)
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Fuck you.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:16:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:15:20 (#)
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Fuck you.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:15:43 EST (#)
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I rented it under the misaprehension that it was going to be about canine incest.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:15:20 EST (#)
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Fuck you.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:15:18 EST (#)
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ALTER ALERT
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:15:15 EST (#)
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