If you combine a 12 harpoon IPAs with 2 hours of animal planet at 3 in the morning, this is what you get. (3224 hits)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2006-02-11 05:45:31 EST
This is what you get...when you messsssssss with ussssss.
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-17 13:27:02 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-17 04:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fan-fucking-tastic.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-17 04:19:24 EDT (#)
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top notch
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-16 08:50:56 EST (#)
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Oh man, that was awesome.
I'm practically crying here.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:32:15 EST (#)
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update:
the only thing better than watching animal planet for hours while wasted, is watching the Dog Show of Westminister while wasted.
my roommate and i were sitting around drinking and watching it, with absolute hilarious commentar
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:02:14 EST (#)
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This was so fucking awesome.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:02:00 EST (#)
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this was like eating fried chicken with chuck norris.
yeah, THAT awesome.
Submitted by Canadarocks (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:49:43 EST (#)
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Dude you are fricken hilarious.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:06:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
walrii!!
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR~!!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:14:55 EST (#)
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+2 based solely on the premises of the argument.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for penguins
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:20:08 EST (#)
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It aint animal planet you were smoking.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:53:25 EST (#)
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what are "bumbles" and how do they bounce?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:29:20 EST (#)
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One time, back in the days when I used to get high, I watched a show where walrii were falling from cliffs.
You think that bison falling would be funny? Walrii bounce just like bumbles.
YUKON CORNELIUS!!!
Submitted by Aztune (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:04:21 EST (#)
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ACTUALLY, KatHunter...
You're right, but you're wrong.
"arctic" comes from Greek "arktikos"
But...
Green "arktikos" comes from "arktos" meaning bear.
http://www.bartleby.com/61/11/A0411100.html
Another gee whiz for you...
"Ursa" also means bear. Translated to French, you have "ours"
This is the primary source of the term "aurora borealis" or "northern lights"
The word "bear" has always been associated with the word "north."
So while "antarctic" means "not north" it also means "no bears."
Next time you want to try to make someone look stupid, make sure you have the whole story, not just your part.
Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:42:47 EST (#)
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+2 because this ruled. Oh, and:
"Did you know that the Arctic and Antarctica are named so because of polar bears? Arctic means "with bears" and Antarctic means "no bears."
Dude, do you really think anyone falls for that? I study Ancient Greek and Latin, and I can tell you that it comes from the Greek "arktikos" which means Northern. Ant(i)-arktikos is the opposite, south. D'oh!
*grins smugly and feels horribly nerdy*
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:59:08 EST (#)
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When I was typing the URL for B@W to see if this was really on there, I accientally typed in boredatwork.com/a has anyone else noticed this page? Is this Bart's doing?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:51:37 EST (#)
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yeah, we know how to find bored at work. no need to uberboard it.
but still, this is funny.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:39:56 EST (#)
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Did you know that the Arctic and Antarctica are named so because of polar bears? Arctic means "with bears" and Antarctic means "no bears."
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didn't know that...but that's pretty awesome.
Submitted by Aztune (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:57:42 EST (#)
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Pure hilarity.
Did you know that the Arctic and Antarctica are named so because of polar bears? Arctic means "with bears" and Antarctic means "no bears."
You also forgot the African Badger.
Most animals fight by going for the jugular. African Badgers are one of the only animals to go for the femoral.
For you non-anatomy types, the femoral artery is in your thigh.
I watched an awesome video of an African Badger rushing one of those Animal Planet types. The guy put his hands up to protect his neck, and instead the badger jumped up and bit his crotch instead.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:37:03 EST (#)
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Pretty funny.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:23:55 EST (#)
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yup
Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:15:45 EST (#)
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Fucking awsome, I laughed more with each section.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:06:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AMINALS
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beaute.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:29:02 EST (#)
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1.75 on 50 reviews?
This was meh at best.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:18:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:25:08 (#)
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who put this on uberboard?
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Indeed, TIM!?!?!!
;)
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:15:46 EST (#)
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Awesomeness
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:35:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:25:08 EST (#)
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who put this on uberboard?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:08:01 EST (#)
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fuck YES!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:42:50 EST (#)
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Needs more tiger.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:36:08 EST (#)
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You forgot the most badass animal of all:
http://schadenfreude.cogitox.com/images/jackalope.jpg
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:06:33 EST (#)
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Mr T has ran over everyone of these animals in his van and mounted their bodies. On his bonnet.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-13 05:52:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:51:25 EST (#)
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I have now put it on my list of things to do to eat at least one of every one of these animals. I bet panda tastes great. I've eaten shark - which makes it 1:0 to me sharks - bring it on!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:10:18 EST (#)
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Penguins are shit. Panda's are lazy.
Seriously dude, it's like praising welfare scroungers.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:35:16 EST (#)
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Where are the frilled-neck lizards in this list?
Shame on you.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-02-12 06:07:24 EST (#)
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This one deserves B@W.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-12 03:01:54 EST (#)
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Comment..wait no.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2006-02-12 00:16:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-12 00:00:00 EST (#)
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It's amazing to see what a 95 lb. German Shepherd can do to a woodchuck. They basically disintegrate.
The little fuckers had been destroying our garden for a good week and the dog just couldn't get them. I think she finally caught this one because he'd gained so much weight from our garden.
Woodchucks can scream. It's a decidedly disturbing sound.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:27:30 EST (#)
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Dude, you forgot Kangaroos!
The can kick your ass, and have pouches and shit!
Submitted by Leodus (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:14:29 EST (#)
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That was AWESOME.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-11 16:28:04 EST (#)
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We used to have a family of woodchucks that lived in the woods behind my parent's house. They ate up all the tomatos and cucumbers in my mom's garden. So we ate them.
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This is why you HAVE to call them groundhogs, they're nothing more than pigs with long, coarse fur that eat any vegetation you want to grow. They kept eating all my dad's shit, so he had to kill them too, but we didn't eat them (don't they smell funky?). The groundhog was the first freshly-dead, still twitching animal I ever saw, though my dad didn't let me watch him shoot the thing, and after all the work my dad put into those tomatoes in our rocky-ass soil, I felt no remorse to see it go.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-11 16:15:56 EST (#)
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I love Animal Planet.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83819 Fight the Canadian polar bear drowning conspiracy!!!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-02-11 16:08:10 EST (#)
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I hate animals but this was funny
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-11 15:05:56 EST (#)
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+2 penguins
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-02-11 14:30:23 EST (#)
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Huzzah for Aminals!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-11 14:26:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-02-11 13:50:36 EST (#)
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The male penguin has only one ejaculation a year. Must suck. +2 for sympathy.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-11 13:42:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-02-11 13:23:19 (#)
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Money.
...and it reminded me of "Moosing."
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I was dating a girl when that whole thing was going around, and I still have a picture of her putting up moose horns so that I could see what she'd look like with em.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-02-11 13:23:19 EST (#)
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Money.
...and it reminded me of "Moosing."
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2006-02-11 12:31:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2006-02-11 07:56:33 (#)
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British women are better than american women because (most of them) can speak properly.
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Lois Griffin: Stewie, look. It's an invitation to little Eliza's birthday party.
Stewie Griffin: That horrid girl who talks like a scullery maid?
Stewie Griffin: I didn't realize she'd been born.
Stewie Griffin: I assumed she'd simply congealed in a gutter somewhere.
Lois Griffin: I'm gonna RSVP right now.
Stewie Griffin: Splendid, an entire afternoon of her "ers," "ars" and "'alf a pound of ha'penny rice."
Stewie Griffin: Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-11 11:41:06 EST (#)
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Polar bears are the only animal on the planet that will actively hunt a human.
I liked how you mentioned eating all the animals you thought were cool, as if eating them somehow raises their popularity.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-11 11:22:03 EST (#)
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actually you could describe that as a medial anterior extrusion on the inferior portion of the torso
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2006-02-11 11:04:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-11 10:33:22 (#)
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Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2006-02-11 09:45:31 (#)
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caudal - meaning towards the tail
which part of the caudal fin, or "tail fin" as i called it, is elongated? it's the dorsal half of the caudal fin.
dorsal means torwards the back. caudal means torwards the tail. the opposite of caudal is cephalad or cranial.
animal surgery class baby.
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...my, touchy, aren't we!
Anatomically, one usually would just define it as "an elongated upper lobe of the caudal fin"......
.....however, you are correct also, if not just a bit overly technical.
In like manner, you would probably describe a part of me like: "...the dorsal and caudal section of snagglepuss' magnificently elongated penis had veins like pulsating, purple rope...."
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-11 10:33:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2006-02-11 09:45:31 (#)
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har.....dee har har. Me like.
FYI.........a thresher shark has an elongated Caudal fin...the Dorsal fin is the one on its back.
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caudal - meaning towards the tail
which part of the caudal fin, or "tail fin" as i called it, is elongated? it's the dorsal half of the caudal fin.
dorsal means torwards the back. caudal means torwards the tail. the opposite of caudal is cephalad or cranial.
animal surgery class baby.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-11 10:27:59 EST (#)
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One little joke and the limeys are all up in arms.
No giraffes?
Giraffes have elastic blood vessels in their neck. It's a good thing too, or they would lose consciousness each time they leaned down to drink water.
Submitted by drumfeeb (user info) at 2006-02-11 10:27:09 EST (#)
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Pandas-
Any animal that is endangered partly because they're too busy chillin and eating bamboo to worry too much about mating is good in my book.
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2006-02-11 09:45:31 EST (#)
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har.....dee har har. Me like.
FYI.........a thresher shark has an elongated Caudal fin...the Dorsal fin is the one on its back.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-11 09:37:28 EST (#)
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It's funny to see how british men have lowered there standards enough to find their 'women' beautiful.
I suppose you'd have to.
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2006-02-11 09:16:04 EST (#)
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There are so many things I want to +2 this for...koalas, meese, bison, british women llama things, you name it.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-02-11 09:03:17 EST (#)
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You're my favorite mammal.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:33:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:12:59 (#)
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http://art.allayers.com/images/large/17thcentury_painting_of_queen_elizabeth_of_bohemia.jpg
that's the kind of british women that alpacas look like
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Well its good that you base your opinion on contemporary women. I mean, if you based it on women that have been dead for over 300 years you would be kind of a jackass.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:12:59 EST (#)
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http://art.allayers.com/images/large/17thcentury_painting_of_queen_elizabeth_of_bohemia.jpg
that's the kind of british women that alpacas look like
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:12:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2006-02-11 07:56:33 (#)
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British women are better than american women because (most of them) can speak properly.
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Where I come from women aren't allowed to speak.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:09:10 EST (#)
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also
auto +2 alpacas.
Had a nice conversation about them last night with my cousin.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:05:44 EST (#)
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hahah, plus two for finding out what really pisses off british men.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:05:29 EST (#)
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like old snobby british women, with those ruffled collars and their faces powdered to shit...does anyone else see it?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:05:02 EST (#)
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I want to eat a penguin.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:03:04 EST (#)
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And Duke, I don't care what accent she gags with.
I want a nice looking bird.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-11 08:01:56 EST (#)
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I enjoyed this.
Why aren't the people taking offense to your brit jab denying the validity of your claim?
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2006-02-11 07:56:33 EST (#)
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British women are better than american women because (most of them) can speak properly.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-11 07:56:14 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You rule
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-11 06:10:19 EST (#)
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Cool post, would have been staunch +2, but for the 'british women'.
I didnt even know thresher sharks existed, but they look fairly badass.
Penguins piss me off though. I dont see the point of them.