I only have one grudge with my parents. (3925 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2006-02-11 17:09:25 EST
My fucking first name.
My name is Alain. Now, to you anglophibians it might mean nothing but it's this kind of name that doesn't fit with your generation at all. It's not too old neither too young. It just reminds you of a fat middle aged man masturbating on his couch. I don't know what would be the english equivalent of that...maybe Roger.
Anyway, my parents really didn't want to have descendants because saying my name has hindered my chances with a number of women.
Here are examples from the top of my head:
#1:
Her: What's your name?
Me: Alain.
Her: hahahahahhahahaahahahahha...you're kidding?
#2:
Her: I'm Julie, what's your name?
Me: Um...Alain?
Her: Where's your beer belly? *smirks*
#3:
Her: So what do you do for a living, um,...what's your name?
Me: *sigh* Alain
Her: That's...eeeh...interesting.
#4:
Her: I didn't catch your name sweetie, what is it again? *rubs her body against*
Me: *AHEM*Alain*AHEM*
Her: *becomes suddenly frigid and offers an impersonal handshakes like we're strangers* Enchanté...Alain.
#5:
Her: *taps on my shoulder* Hi there...I'm Sophie, and you are?
Me: *apologetic look* Alain
Her: Oh.
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: Have a good night!
All right, my name isn't THAT bad. Conversations with girls 1 to 4 turned up nicely eventually. But #5 was a bitch about it and being looked over for something as trivial as name that I didn't choose pissed me off.
On another note, I am, as always, bored to death at my job so I took a couple of pictures at my new ugly ass office:
User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 07:29:26 EST (#)
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WOOOOO! Alain! You're the best man!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:53:40 EST (#)
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nice view.
MOLSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
though I prefer my LAbatt 50
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:47:44 EST (#)
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Because my parents saddled me with a very, very French name.
Most people either assume I'm kidding or like it so much they constantly call me by the long version.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:15:39 EST (#)
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Caul, you have opened my eyes to a new genre of entertainment. The moment I get the patience and motivation, my first animated cartoon will star you and you're Cystfucked! awesomeness.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:10:41 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84314
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I really like you a lot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:22:00 EST (#)
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I feel lapidated :~(
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:20:24 EST (#)
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It seems you are in good company with other folks named "alain"...
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=alain
You'll fit in just fine.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:13:42 EST (#)
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Her: Hello! How are you doing tonight? What's your name?
YOU: It is Alain.
Her: Alain? Like the woman on seinfeld?
YOU: It's Alain, not Elaine.
Her: No soup for you!
YOU: (Commits Suicide)
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:11:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:11:13 EST (#)
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What about:
Her: Hi, my name is Amanda, what is yours?
YOU: Um, uh...Alain.
Her: Oh, very nice to meet you Alain! Come on over and meet my homosexual brother Steve.
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Her: Hello! How are you doing tonight? What's your name?
YOU: It is Alain.
Her: Alain? Like the woman on seinfeld?
YOU: It's Alain, not Elaine.
Her: No soup for you!
YOU: (Commits Suicide)
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Her: Hello. What's your name?
YOU: My name is Alain.
Her: I'm sorry to have bothered you, I thought you were straight.
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:08:02 EST (#)
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i took a few years of French. i'm not an expert by any means, but i do know how it's supposed to sound. that's not the point. you're trying to make your name seem less gay; that's not accomplished by saying that it basically sounds like "I lay." understand, i have nothing against you; but with this and the ancestry term that looks dangerously close to "queer"(on apollo's last post), you're just digging ever deeper.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:03:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:59:35 (#)
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"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:56:52 (#)
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my name is not a woman's name. just because anglos can't proncounce nasal sounds like "ain" doesn't mean it's pronounced like Ellain.
It sounds more like Ah-lay."
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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What's so funny?
Here, that's how my name sounds: http://french.about.com/library/media/wavs/Alain.wav biatches!
Alain Ackbar!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:59:35 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:56:52 (#)
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my name is not a woman's name. just because anglos can't proncounce nasal sounds like "ain" doesn't mean it's pronounced like Ellain.
It sounds more like Ah-lay."
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:39:37 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha...you're something else.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:23:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:57:36 (#)
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Is it customary for people to take off their shoes in an office????
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Yes, it's holy ground.
No silly! I was alone on that day. So people leave their shoes their and go home with their winter boots.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:57:36 EST (#)
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Is it customary for people to take off their shoes in an office????
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:36:10 EST (#)
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#243:
Her: I'm Elaine, what's your name?
Me: Um...Alain?
Her: do you shave your verjiner?
Me: what?
Her: you wanna play softball then go for a ride in my Geo Tracker?
Me: Uhhhhh...Ok!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:56:52 EST (#)
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my name is not a woman's name. just because anglos can't proncounce nasal sounds like "ain" doesn't mean it's pronounced like Ellain.
It sounds more like Ah-lay.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:47:49 EST (#)
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Now we know FatTony is an alter, he never comments on other people's posts.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:30:48 EST (#)
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Cal? Er... Elain. What makes you think you can outlift me? Never fucking happen. Even if you can bench your body weight or double your bodyweight, that's my warm up. I shit more then you weigh every morning.
If you were to say you can out run me? I wouldn't argue. If you were to say you had a bigger cock? Maybe, but since your father gave you a womans name, it's safe to say you didn't have one as a baby and well, you might not have one now. BUT! Since I don't have a big dick, I wouldn't argue. If you were to say you are lighter then me? Sure, no arguement. But out lift me? Never fucking happen my proverb quoting, effiminate and homosexual (soon to be burning in hell) friend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:10:46 EST (#)
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yeah, tony, I'm really skinny...I'm pretty sure I can outlift you. I'm just not fat.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:46:15 EST (#)
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I may be fat, but at least I have a mans name. Tony. Can't get any more manly then Tony. Tony The Tiger. Tony Soprano. Tony Bagadonuts. I'd rather be an obese fuck then a skinny cunt with a name like Elain.
And I'm a Seindfeld fan! Elain is a fucked up name.
And since you like to quote Biblical scripture to me, here's one for you Elain:
1 Cor 6:9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals,
It says nothing about Canada, but effeminate & homosexual covers you very well. Enjoy the sulfer.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:29:37 EST (#)
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oh dear god how did I miss this
this is the best post ever
I have a friend named Dick, until we were in 7th grade then he became Rich.
my middle name is...
no I don't love you that much, never mind.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:19:29 EST (#)
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Alain Malain.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:33:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:25:48 (#)
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hey alain laflamme-- what is that chateau? is it a hotel?
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No, a city building I think. There are better chateau than this thing in QC.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:25:48 EST (#)
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hey alain laflamme-- what is that chateau? is it a hotel?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:26:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:04:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:53:20 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:43:20 (#)
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you guys don't get your own cubicles?
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Not in this office...depends where I work.
Do you want my address with that?
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third gray box on the left follow the pile of shoes?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:39:48 EST (#)
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http://www.nymethod.com/Caulaincourt/index.htm
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:21:51 EST (#)
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You know what's a manly name? DRAKE. Call yourself Drake and all women will fall before you.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:48:46 EST (#)
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I forgot how gay the French and their bastard children can look.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:23:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:47:00 (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:25:20 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:25:06 (#)
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Toronto's not that bad. It's the capital of boredom after all.
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Not that bad? 42 or however many murders in a week and it's not that bad? Sounds pretty damn ghetto to me.
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He was grossly exagarating. There's not even a hundred gun-related murders a year all across Canada. Toronto has rising crime but it's statistically a lot safer than all U.S. major cities.
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I was? I really don't know the stats. I swear by god I wasn't exaggerating, but just inventing.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:05:39 EST (#)
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I have one of the most generic names in all of America, but my last name is 13 letters long. 13 letters! Friends of 5 or more years don't even bother to pronounce it!
The shoes under your desk remind me of my flatmate's room, beneath everything there is a pair of heals or cute little sneakers, and of course the mandatory collection of winter boots.
Ps, one day soon all of ubersite is going to use your name to track you down at work and host an impromtu ubercon in your building's parking lot. You brought it on yourself.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:31:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:28:21 (#)
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Maybe you should change your name to....TABARNAK!
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That'd be a great name! I still think I like Pepe better though. It reminds me of a little fluffy puppy. You know Caul, girls do like little fluffy puppies so that may work out better for you than Alain.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:11:43 EST (#)
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Nice tight shirt, homo.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:57:57 EST (#)
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So I am curious, for us stupid Americans...what _would_ be a cool-sounding name?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:53:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:43:20 (#)
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you guys don't get your own cubicles?
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Not in this office...depends where I work.
Do you want my address with that?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:43:20 EST (#)
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you guys don't get your own cubicles?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:38:02 EST (#)
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Shoes
I must be a little simple in the head because I find all the shoes under the desk very amusing.
Shoes
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:31:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:28:21 (#)
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Maybe you should change your name to....TABARNAK!
And has anybody noticed, but all the shoes underneath the desk have 3 inch heels - Napoleon Complex, anyone?
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I'm 6'2", and my cubicle neighbors (this isn't my desk) are women.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:28:21 EST (#)
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Maybe you should change your name to....TABARNAK!
And has anybody noticed, but all the shoes underneath the desk have 3 inch heels - Napoleon Complex, anyone?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:10:33 EST (#)
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the lighting in the pick makes you look angelic
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:02:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-04 21:51:55 (#)
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My rape slave brings all the rapes to the yard,
And they're like: "Rape rape-rape-rape rape!"
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:00:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:47:00 (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:25:20 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:25:06 (#)
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Toronto's not that bad. It's the capital of boredom after all.
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Not that bad? 42 or however many murders in a week and it's not that bad? Sounds pretty damn ghetto to me.
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He was grossly exagarating. There's not even a hundred gun-related murders a year all across Canada. Toronto has rising crime but it's statistically a lot safer than all U.S. major cities.
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Good thing Canada's got those crime-stopping statistics. In America, we shoot the bastards who shoot at us. It's a primitive system, but it works. That is, it did work in pre-liberal America. Now felons have "rights." What happened to good old fashioned mob lynchings?
That blinding photograph is a great example of rising crime rates in Toronto.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:55:52 EST (#)
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i heart caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:47:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:25:20 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:25:06 (#)
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Toronto's not that bad. It's the capital of boredom after all.
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Not that bad? 42 or however many murders in a week and it's not that bad? Sounds pretty damn ghetto to me.
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He was grossly exagarating. There's not even a hundred gun-related murders a year all across Canada. Toronto has rising crime but it's statistically a lot safer than all U.S. major cities.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:25:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:25:06 (#)
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Toronto's not that bad. It's the capital of boredom after all.
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Not that bad? 42 or however many murders in a week and it's not that bad? Sounds pretty damn ghetto to me.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:35:35 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:25:06 EST (#)
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Toronto's not that bad. It's the capital of boredom after all.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-13 11:08:05 EST (#)
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Toronto's really that ghetto? I always thought it was sort of like the armpit of Canada but I never knew it was ghetto.
"Of coures we have black people in Canada, dumbass. SOMEBODY needs to shovel our snow, cause sure as shit I'm not going to do it."
Bwahahaha!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:45:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:32:30 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-12 22:26:26 (#)
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errr..it's pretty much the same kind of gangs you have. Niggers are niggers everywhere :-P
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I seriously doubt that. I'll bet the gangs here are absolutely nothing like the gangs there aside from the look, if even that. I don't think there are many gangs that are close to the L.A. gangs. I still wish you'd take photos for us unless the gangs there actually are like the gangs here. In that case, you'd get killed for even looking at them let alone taking pictures of them.
Wait, you've got black people in Canada???
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Most gangs are pretty much wannabes. But there are some that are serious. Montreal is after all a big city, bigger than most in the states. It's no New York or L.A., but it's bigger than, say, Cleveland. But if you want to get REAL gangs, go to Toronto. They're worse than the crips there. What was it, 42 gun deaths in a week in Toronto once? Or something like that.
Of coures we have black people in Canada, dumbass. SOMEBODY needs to shovel our snow, cause sure as shit I'm not going to do it.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:43:49 EST (#)
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I like Alain it's sexy. If you came to Orlando you would be ambushed by both women and men, especially if you threw an accent in there when you pronounced your name.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:32:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-12 22:26:26 (#)
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errr..it's pretty much the same kind of gangs you have. Niggers are niggers everywhere :-P
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I seriously doubt that. I'll bet the gangs here are absolutely nothing like the gangs there aside from the look, if even that. I don't think there are many gangs that are close to the L.A. gangs. I still wish you'd take photos for us unless the gangs there actually are like the gangs here. In that case, you'd get killed for even looking at them let alone taking pictures of them.
Wait, you've got black people in Canada???
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:27:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:13:16 (#)
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not much of a bulge there!
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YOU LEAVE MY LOVERS CAMEL TOE ALONE, YOU GIANT HEADED FREAK
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:17:46 EST (#)
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it looks like the Tobin Bridge in Boston
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:13:16 EST (#)
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not much of a bulge there!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:54:47 EST (#)
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Oui oui.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:43:18 EST (#)
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Fake name for picking up chicks.
"Hi, I'm Jimmy South"
But you should probably use something French
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:16:44 EST (#)
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Wow, that name is ghey.
The other day, I saw Fat Tony in his party dress with wings, sittin' around sucking on some cock and I thought "hey - that is pretty gay".
But your name is gayer.
Love,
Hair
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:01:43 EST (#)
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+2 because I can sympathize with the name thing. Everyone thinks they're cute when they start singing songs at me (because I've never heard that one before) or asks me if I'm a stripper. They either ask those 2 questions or get into an argument with me about it, saying that I'm lying about my name and they demand to see my driver's license.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:52:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:00:59 (#)
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I pity the fool called Alain. Even that crazy foolname Hannibal is better
This asshole is getting old fast.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:21:18 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHA....
That's how I see you in my dreams
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:00:59 EST (#)
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I pity the fool called Alain. Even that crazy foolname Hannibal is better
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-02-13 05:14:05 EST (#)
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Alain ... such a sad name
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-13 05:04:34 EST (#)
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fucking wow
*swoons*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:55:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:41:20 (#)
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The 'winter shoes' remark still doesn't account for the sheer volume of shoes under your desk. I can only assume that Method leaves a pair under there whenever he comes to visit.
>>See, if it was a large selection of children's shoes which old Caul was collecting and displaying to his fellow shoehunters like trophies, I'd accept it. But they seem too large for usual kid's shoes.
The man maketh the name though, not the other way around. A kid can go to school with a name like Jake Bullet but still get the piss ripped out of him if he's a cretin, wheras a kickass guy called Reginald Fagamuffin can be respected and admired.
>>Reginald Fagamuffin? What a thoroughly respectable English name chappy! I bet he spent much of his youth shooting grouse and the like. Tip top!
My name is much better than yours though. Better than almost everyone's.
Except for that cocksucker Jake Bullet.
>>I wish my surname was Bullet or a similar macho name. Erm. Destruction. OOoh - I know someone whose surname is Rocket.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:41:20 EST (#)
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The 'winter shoes' remark still doesn't account for the sheer volume of shoes under your desk. I can only assume that Method leaves a pair under there whenever he comes to visit.
The man maketh the name though, not the other way around. A kid can go to school with a name like Jake Bullet but still get the piss ripped out of him if he's a cretin, wheras a kickass guy called Reginald Fagamuffin can be respected and admired.
My name is much better than yours though. Better than almost everyone's.
Except for that cocksucker Jake Bullet.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:21:05 EST (#)
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I meant "asked 4 or 5 times..."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:20:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by devadasi (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:18:52 (#)
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And what's with all the shoes?
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This question has been answer 4 or 5 times. Answer among the 1st replies.
Submitted by devadasi (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:18:52 EST (#)
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And what's with all the shoes?
Submitted by devadasi (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:12:16 EST (#)
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I'll give your parents descendants.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:57:35 EST (#)
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OMG where's your face gone????
Cue: VFMO (view from my office) bandwagon
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-13 01:48:55 EST (#)
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Wow, Caulaincourt, I never knew you were hot. Pity about the name though, I don't go for Alains, or anyone whose name starts with 'R'
Seriously, anyone who judges someone you on something you didn't choose isn't worth your time anyway. Obviously a fuckwit.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-13 01:30:54 EST (#)
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HOLY CHEEKBONES, LAFLEMME!!!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-13 00:03:54 EST (#)
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Coquelicot. You know what I mean.
Fuck. I looked at your crotch...
Again.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-13 00:03:07 EST (#)
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Cocquelicot??? What the hell?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-13 00:02:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:32:12 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:30:12 (#)
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<MASTURBATES FURIOUSLY>
LETS BE HOMOSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS, CHERI
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Enculez moi, mon beau coquelicot!
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I giggled.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-12 22:26:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 22:22:59 (#)
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The thought of Canadian, especially if they're French-Canadian, gangs cracks me up. I cannot possibly imagine this. I insist you take some pictures and post them on here. Please? I'll die from laughter.
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errr..it's pretty much the same kind of gangs you have. Niggers are niggers everywhere :-P
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 22:22:59 EST (#)
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"people who parade their cars, gangs with lots of bling bling, dumb women with pop culture fashion sense and overall faux people."
You just described the Los Angeles/Orange County area perfectly. God, I hate it here. Well, it's not that I hate it here, I love the area and the beach, I just hate all the fake people here who show off things that aren't that special or great to begin with. If you really do have something special, unique, or important to offer, you shouldn't have to flaunt it.
The thought of Canadian, especially if they're French-Canadian, gangs cracks me up. I cannot possibly imagine this. I insist you take some pictures and post them on here. Please? I'll die from laughter.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I don't mean the girls I'm talking about just do stupid things, I mean they ACT stupid. When they see a hot guy it's like their mind goes blank, they forget everything they know and how to think, and they get all giggly. I understand everyone does stupid things but you don't have to pretend to be stupid just to win over a member of the opposite sex."
that may be true, but that doesn't mean they do this intentionally. it's a pretty natural reaction for your instincts to take over when your instincts are what's aroused.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:55:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe it's not like this in Canada but over here, girls are raised to think guys will like us more if we're perfect in every way, slutty, and ditzy.
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I have to say that my interactions with American women, or anglo women in general, were far from meaningful. There is a defenite change of attitude when you walk in the more anglo nightlife area in Montreal : people who parade their cars, gangs with lots of bling bling, dumb women with pop culture fashion sense and overall faux people.
I try to stay away from places like this.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Opening yourself to someone makes people vulnerable and makes them do stupid things. Being bright has nothing to do with how you interact with the opposite sex, or people for that matter. I have never head of any men complain about women who think for themselves, much less drill it into their heads. It's not like there is a big conspiracy from men to turn women into sandwich making blow up dolls."
--So you don't think intelligence has anything to do with human interaction? I'd have to disagree with you there. Anyway, I don't mean the girls I'm talking about just do stupid things, I mean they ACT stupid. When they see a hot guy it's like their mind goes blank, they forget everything they know and how to think, and they get all giggly. I understand everyone does stupid things but you don't have to pretend to be stupid just to win over a member of the opposite sex.
Also, I didn't say men complain about women who think for themselves or drill it into their heads and it's not a big conspiracy either. It really doesn't have much to do with men actually. Other women and the media are usually the ones who make girls think these things. Maybe it's not like this in Canada but over here, girls are raised to think guys will like us more if we're perfect in every way, slutty, and ditzy. We may not always admit it because it's not politically correct and all that BS is supposed to be a thing of the past but it's just reality.
"Honestly, you sound like you have a little bit of bitterness toward men."
--Nope, not at all. I'm just in a pissy mood today and you're fun to argue with.
Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 will not make you feel any better about your name.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:20:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
--I know some very bright women who act like complete morons in front of men because it's been drilled into their heads that a lot of men won't like a confident woman with a strong personality who's able to think for herself."""
Opening yourself to someone makes people vulnerable and makes them do stupid things. Being bright has nothing to do with how you interact with the opposite sex, or people for that matter. I have never head of any men complain about women who think for themselves, much less drill it into their heads. It's not like there is a big conspiracy from men to turn women into sandwich making blow up dolls.
--+2 for that however, just because a lot of men can recognize the difference between the two, it doesn't necessarily mean it'll affect their decisions or the outcome of the situation."""
Yeah...so? Honestly, you sound like you have a little bit of bitterness toward men.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i consider rene/e one of the worst french names ever. like naming an american child francis, androgeny is worse than alain.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I mentionned in the post that conversations with most of these girls turned out well. How do you expect me to be an ass with a girl when I haven't said one word except for my name. That question was a bit dumb, my dear."
--I only asked because I just didn't believe anyone could change their mood so quickly over a name because that's just stupid. I guess I just assumed there had to be more to it. And yes, I know women can be stupid too. I know some very bright women who act like complete morons in front of men because it's been drilled into their heads that a lot of men won't like a confident woman with a strong personality who's able to think for herself. Sadly, many times this actually works for them and all it does is reinforce these ideas.
"Some women should know that just because we think with our dick doesn't mean we can't make the difference between strong character and blatant insecurity."
--+2 for that however, just because a lot of men can recognize the difference between the two, it doesn't necessarily mean it'll affect their decisions or the outcome of the situation.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn.
if Monsieur LaFlamme calls you a fag, then you know it's bad
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-12 18:41:30 (#)
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As I was just eyeballing your crotch, I noticed that it looks like you might have made a little pee-pee?
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It's called shades and stop looking at my crotch you fucking fag
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-12 18:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As I was just eyeballing your crotch, I noticed that it looks like you might have made a little pee-pee?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-12 18:26:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:27:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:02:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, do you care if we start calling to Pepe LaFlamme?
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Pffft. Caul cares about nothing.
Don't believe me? Give him a selection of baby animals, a kiddie pool and ten minutes. And bring a shovel.
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A pool of kiddies would be preferable for my paedophiliac penchant.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-12 18:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:02:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, Alain's really not that bad. The American version would be like Alan or Allen. Actually, now that I think of it, all the Alan's and Allen's I've ever known have been total assholes. Maybe it's not your name the girls are turned off by. Are you an ass in real life?
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I mentionned in the post that conversations with most of these girls turned out well. How do you expect me to be an ass with a girl when I haven't said one word except for my name. That question was a bit dumb, my dear.
But to answer your question, no, I don't think I'm an ass. Women can be stupid too, you know? Speaking of which, I met this girl last night when I went out again:
Her: *insert drunken attempts at seduction*
Me: *visibly annoyed* Look, I'm gonna go around for a while. We'll see each other later.
Her: OH SO YOU'RE HOPING TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME?
Me: Actually, I'm heading to the shooter bar.
Her: YEAH RIGHT!
Me: ^_^
I came back from the shooter bar and smiled to her.
Her: SINCE YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ANYONE YOU THINK I'M GONNA BE YOUR BACKUP FUCK?
Me: wtf?
Her: YEAH YEAH, MEN JUST HATE IT WHEN I'M RIGHT!
Me: ah. ok. um...bye!
Some women should know that just because we think with our dick doesn't mean we can't make the difference between strong character and blatant insecurity.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's different, but that doesn't make it bad.
There are certainly worse names out there.
I mean, so what if it sounds like the name of a shitty James Bond antagonist and/or henchman.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:02:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, do you care if we start calling to Pepe LaFlamme?
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Pffft. Caul cares about nothing.
Don't believe me? Give him a selection of baby animals, a kiddie pool and ten minutes. And bring a shovel.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, Alain's really not that bad. The American version would be like Alan or Allen. Actually, now that I think of it, all the Alan's and Allen's I've ever known have been total assholes. Maybe it's not your name the girls are turned off by. Are you an ass in real life?
Anyway, I think your last name is worse than the first but even that's not so bad. It'd probably only be an issue in the US because a lot of people call gay guys flamers so over here it'd be like your name was Alain The Gay or Alain The Homo. By the way, do you care if we start calling to Pepe LaFlamme? I love it!
To the rest of you bitching about your names, they don't seem so bad either. I think everyone hates their name for one reason or another. It's just normal. I don't think my name's too bad but I still hate it. It's got to be the most unoriginal name out of anyone I've ever met besides all the other girls with the exact same first, middle, and last name as mine. Seriously, do you know how many people have my exact same name just in my city alone? Well, neither do I but it's a lot. I think everyone in the country must've gotten together and said "hey, wouldn't it be cool if we all named our daughters the same thing?"
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh. Alain isn't bad. Try "Jason." Do you have any idea how fucking SICK I am of the "Friday the 13th" jokes?
Even now, after all these years, people STILL come up to me and say, "jason jason jason jason" in that stupid whisper.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-12 13:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://videos.thelonelyisland.com/tli/theheist.mp3
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-12 08:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I answered it.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-02-12 05:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought you were going to say: "That they brought me into this world!"
And then cut your wrists like the little French emo bitch that you are.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-12 01:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Comrad.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:03:45 (#)
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You people need to stop giving out your first and last names on this site. You seem to forget what happened to people like Eric D. Rice, Shlongy, and a plethora of others who were unfortunate enough to divulge their personal info.
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My name isn't use anywhere on the Internet. My phone number, and everything else, is under my roomate's name. Even if my name was somewhere, and I have no idea where it could, all the pages would be in french. Though I have a feeling Stabkill could still find me, somehow. That deranged man has the scary but sometimes useful ability of seeking out people's info.
redskies - the shoe question have been answered
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but why all the shoes in t he picture?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:12:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:59:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:50:01 (#)
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WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M GREEK?
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Because you like to wrestle other men whilst covered in oil?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:50:01 (#)
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WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M GREEK?
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Most likely because the word "method" derived from the ancient Greek word "methodos," which of course means "a whale's vagina."
Actually, I don't think I ever attach faces to people on Ubersite unless they give me faces to attach, like Tigerlilly.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M GREEK?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It just reminds you of a fat middle aged man masturbating on his couch. I don't know what would be the english equivalent of that...maybe Roger.
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No. Alain reminds me of Alan, and I know a really fucking awesome Alan who is a crazy drummer. And when I think Roger, I think Roger Waters c. 1973 - big nose and long, naturally straight hair like a gal's, but still a huge lady's man because he played bass for Pink Floyd.
Besides, at least you aren't like me; I'm an Alex - a name which, according to Wikipedia, "may be roughly translated as 'protector of men,'" which is ironic, because I'm a wussy and I can scarcely protect myself. This name, besides constantly getting me associated with the Macedonian general, was apparently the only baby boy name around in 1987. I knew like 3 of me in high school, and my mom kept getting confused ("I thought it was a unique name at the time").
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are worse names. It's all cool.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:03:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
You people need to stop giving out your first and last names on this site. You seem to forget what happened to people like Eric D. Rice, Shlongy, and a plethora of others who were unfortunate enough to divulge their personal info.
stfu George Somethingopoulos
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you smell that? that's the smell of a greek getting BURNED
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:03:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
You people need to stop giving out your first and last names on this site. You seem to forget what happened to people like Eric D. Rice, Shlongy, and a plethora of others who were unfortunate enough to divulge their personal info.
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Yep, better stop otherwise method will paypal you a penny....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You people need to stop giving out your first and last names on this site. You seem to forget what happened to people like Eric D. Rice, Shlongy, and a plethora of others who were unfortunate enough to divulge their personal info.
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes you are cute now can someone shut that light off?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see what's so bad about the name Alain. Laflamme isn't that bad either - shit it's better than Heikkila, which is what I've been saddled with.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is... you're hot. Let's fuck.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:18:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:07:12 (#)
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I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE THE ANSWER WITHOUT PEEING MY PANTS, BUT WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
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I don't think I have a middle name. If I recall, my birth certificate says Joseph Alain Laflamme.
But I think all Catholic names starts with Joseph or Mary. I'm not sure...francophones don't widely use middle names as anglophones do so it's not something I ever gave a shit about.
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"Hey, Joe, where ya goin' with that gum in yer hair?"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:07:12 (#)
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I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE THE ANSWER WITHOUT PEEING MY PANTS, BUT WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
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I don't think I have a middle name. If I recall, my birth certificate says Joseph Alain Laflamme.
But I think all Catholic names starts with Joseph or Mary. I'm not sure...francophones don't widely use middle names as anglophones do so it's not something I ever gave a shit about.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83824
SUCK ON DOSE NUTS CHIEF
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:43:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
It just reminds you of a fat middle aged man masturbating on his couch. I don't know what would be the english equivalent of that...maybe Roger""
I'm going "Alfred"...
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Nope, Alfred would have to be a butler. The name you're looking for is Derrick.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:42:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Alain Pepe LaFlamme
oooooooooooooooooooh man
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I know.
I'm going to insist on referring to him as Pepe LaFlamme regardless.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alain isn't that bad really
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I knew a guy in high school named Alain.. I didn't know it was a shitty name in french, I just thought that it sounded too much like Elaine since I suck at french pronunciation. But on a sympathetic note, my buddy's name is Peter Reeder (Peter Eater).
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It just reminds you of a fat middle aged man masturbating on his couch. I don't know what would be the english equivalent of that...maybe Roger""
I'm going "Alfred"...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alain Pepe LaFlamme
oooooooooooooooooooh man
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<dies>
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:38:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:07:12 (#)
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I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE THE ANSWER WITHOUT PEEING MY PANTS, BUT WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
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I, for one, am desperatly hoping it's 'Pepe'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The name Alain isn't your problem. The name is alright. A couple of NHL-ers have had the name.
You should be pissed at your parents for passing along your "bitterness" gene.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I ever see u in real life imo bust up yer face pretty boy.
HEY I HAVE AN AWESOME IDEA FOR A BEEBING......
KICK ASSS
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha... careful Caul, you're about to give Method a heart attack
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE THE ANSWER WITHOUT PEEING MY PANTS, BUT WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I don't know what would be the english equivalent of that...maybe Roger."
How about "Alan," genius? Heh heh, you're an "Al."
I kind of thought that "Alain" was only a sissy-sounding name from an Anglo standpoint...I had no idea that it sounds silly to the Quebeqois. I sympathize. While my name doesn't have the same ring as yours, everyone thinks they are HILARIOUS when they make jokes like "Caesar Salad" and "Et tu Brute." That last one is one of the higher-brow ones. Maybe we should go by our middle names.
That last picture of you is truly heavenly. I can hear a damn choir when I look at it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.sepaq.com/Fr/Pages/CC/ChefAlainLaflamme.html
RELATIVE OF YOURS, FLAMER?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-11 18:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my fucking god... laflamme? are you jesus shitting me?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:52:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
Be glad your name isn't Mike Hunt. I went to high school with Mike Hunt and everytime his name was called out over the loud speaker we would laugh our asses off. Poor kid, that Mike Hunt.
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How about Phil MacHunt? Ever heard of that one?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"My name is Alain. Now, to you anglophibians it might mean nothing but it's this kind of name that doesn't fit with your generation at all. It's not too old neither too young. It just reminds you of a fat middle aged man masturbating on his couch. I don't know what would be the english equivalent of that...maybe Roger."
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I read some books with a badass character named Alain, so it really doesn't have those connotations for me.
Oh man, method's really not going to let this one die.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for another Most Heated Caul post!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:40:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
ALAIN LAFLAMME
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
________
W/ Brother PIERRE LAFLAMME!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit you son of franco-extremists!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Be glad your name isn't Mike Hunt. I went to high school with Mike Hunt and everytime his name was called out over the loud speaker we would laugh our asses off. Poor kid, that Mike Hunt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:42:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Manly but Metro.
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That's my opening line on singles.com!!!
Not really...now I must really leave
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Manly but Metro.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:41:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahaha Alain Laflamme.....phew, I'm done
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*sheds ETS tears*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:41:25 EST (#)
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hahahahahaha Alain Laflamme.....phew, I'm done
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever I can do to eliviate the pain of Alain...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:39:15 (#)
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Are you still in Montreal? That chateau is fucking horrendous, I'm glad I never saw it with my own eyes or I would have gouged them out with a spoon.
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Yes, I'm still in Montreal. That Chateau looks like it's been built in Disney Land.
With that aside. I must flee.
Have a good night scrotum munchers!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:39:15 EST (#)
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Are you still in Montreal? That chateau is fucking horrendous, I'm glad I never saw it with my own eyes or I would have gouged them out with a spoon.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:39:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:37:53 (#)
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if its any consolation, alain johns is an awesome character from the dark tower series.
but i think he was fat.
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My last name is Laflamme. How's that for a consolation? Yes, laugh all you want you anglo pig dogs!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:38:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:36:32 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:33:52 (#)
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Like, OMG! U guyz r soooo ghey!
Does it stink like feet in that office?
I bet it does. I bet it gets you all hot for teh ghey buttsecks.
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The fat woman beside me stinks and caughs and sucks at life. And it gets me all hot for the homicidal rage.
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Don't indulge! She'll be dead so enough.
Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:37:53 EST (#)
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if its any consolation, alain johns is an awesome character from the dark tower series.
but i think he was fat.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:36:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:33:52 (#)
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Like, OMG! U guyz r soooo ghey!
Does it stink like feet in that office?
I bet it does. I bet it gets you all hot for teh ghey buttsecks.
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The fat woman beside me stinks and caughs and sucks at life. And it gets me all hot for the homicidal rage.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:35:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:32:46 (#)
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You have a nice name man, fuck em. How do you think it is being called Mario? People think they're original when they ask me where Princess Toadstool is. An...unusual...name just makes you more of what you already are, makes you stand out more, for good or bad. Don't be ashamed of it Alain, rock that shit.
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Oh yeah? People think they're orinigal when they make shitty word play I heard a million timeS:
"À l'infini", "à l'imparfait", "à l'incendie", "à l'institution" and so on until my brain melts in boredom.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like, OMG! U guyz r soooo ghey!
Does it stink like feet in that office?
I bet it does. I bet it gets you all hot for teh ghey buttsecks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:33:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:31:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. You're le grosse - that esophagus comment made me shudder
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Yes, maybe we're exagarating little here. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU CHEAP IMITATION OF A WOP!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a nice name man, fuck em. How do you think it is being called Mario? People think they're original when they ask me where Princess Toadstool is. An...unusual...name just makes you more of what you already are, makes you stand out more, for good or bad. Don't be ashamed of it Alain, rock that shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:32:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:30:12 (#)
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<MASTURBATES FURIOUSLY>
LETS BE HOMOSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS, CHERI
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Enculez moi, mon beau coquelicot!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:31:35 EST (#)
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P.S. You're le grosse - that esophagus comment made me shudder
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:30:12 EST (#)
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LETS BE HOMOSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS, CHERI
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:29:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:28:01 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:11:08 (#)
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you are in this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83823 Look closely!
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IS IT THE FAT MIDDLE AGE GUY MASTURBATING ON HIS COUCH THING? CUZ IM NOT MIDDLE AGED
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Filename, just for you, my love.
Your cum is still slowly dripping along my oesophagus. SALTY!
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because your face makes you look ethiopian. And we all <3 method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:28:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:11:08 (#)
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you are in this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83823 Look closely!
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IS IT THE FAT MIDDLE AGE GUY MASTURBATING ON HIS COUCH THING? CUZ IM NOT MIDDLE AGED
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:26:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:24:25 (#)
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hhahahaha, ok, here is a +2 because you posted an almost full size body shot.
I can check out your pelvic region.
Better?
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I shave my pelvic region with a Quattro. It makes my balls all supple and neat!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hhahahaha, ok, here is a +2 because you posted an almost full size body shot.
I can check out your pelvic region.
Better?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:23:20 EST (#