just another day (1082 hits)
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Submitted by gothica (View user info) at 2006-02-11 19:34:24 EST
Hey you pervs, normals, and non normals. My room-mate is out of town and I am bored. Hopefully in about an hour I will be getting a new tattoo. But I need some amusement. Any takers?
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-23 08:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BLEED!
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-03-28 18:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and another...
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-03-28 18:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG! This is the best post EVAR!!! Was it done entirely in MS Paint with a Logitech laser mouse???
(Can't -2 it because I'd REALLY like to see it off the worst-post list)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-06 06:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kicking this piece of shit off the worst ever list
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
:)
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This just reminded me: I hate people.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
www.goatse.cx
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gothica is now one of my favorite uberer to watch.
Cause she fights back.
gothica think about it like this. Uber is society. There are things that society likes, and dislikes. First I don't know you, so coming on here and whining makes me want to punch you because all I know about you is this:
1) You whine.
So don't come on here and try and fight all of Ubersite, it doesn't work.
PS. I drowned your puppy for good measure.
Lots of love,
HV
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com
Have fun.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No. Stop. Quit. Don't. Cease. Desist. Halt. Achtung. Alto. Non. Nine. Arreter. Ow. Anschlag. Arresto!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
C'mon guys
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:15:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
let me guess from what i gathered from this awesome site you have to write about porn or romance or just down right fucked up to get a rank, right?
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That's not it at all, but it helps to be able to write in any sort of coherent fashion. This is not a blog. Unless something funny, shocking or embarrassing happens to you, most of us here won't give a shit to hear about it. Here, let me try to be helpful in case you're not just an alter:
First, if you plan to stick around here, get thicker skin. You'll be told to do many horrible and reprehensible things to yourself and others ALL THE TIME. Skate it off or go away. Don't take the comments seriously, unless you're just a masochist and love the abuse.
Second, don't make posts like you're in a chatroom. If your public education neglected to teach you how to write properly, our good friend Bill Gates created a program (there are others, too, but Mr. Gates will hunt you down if you use the infidels' programs) that'll make your atrocious writing skills easier to read. Spellcheck and double-space your paragraphs. Attach a pretty picture, regardless of relevance to the post and it usually will get better ratings. Try not to be as long-winded as I am.
Lastly, if your post is not received well, don't retaliate with negative ratings on commenters' posts. While my ratings mean shit all to me (-2 the hell out of my posts for all I care; it just makes you look like a vindictive little shit), some people here take them seriously. Too much retaliation will get you banned, as well. Also, stop giving yourself +2s. Your ratings don't count on your own posts; you're just massaging your own ego and that will draw even more ire from the tribe.
If you're not willing to try any/all of these, I'd suggest you prepare your last will and testament. We're all psychopathic stalkers here and will hunt you down, rape your pets, eat all the food in your residence, break your favorite sippy cup, take a dump on your forehead and urinate in your underwear drawer. Uber is a global freakshow; there's nowhere on the planet you can hide.
I hope this has helped you out.
Eat Shit and Live,
-SW
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wanna come round to mine and drink some draino?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
REJECTED
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
From what I can tell, you're a failiure as a human being.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just bothered to go back and read all the arguements between gothica and everyone else. I suddenely realized that I hate her even more now.
Now Iron My Shirt Bitch.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Being a goth must be fun.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's the content? I just wasted 2 valuable seconds of my life reading this. I could've washed a hair, or filed a nail or something. Or watched paint dry.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:55:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
(Dolls don't count as roommates, assmunch). ohh big words yeah but they also dont count as your fuck buddy either now does it...
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Was that suppossed to be a question? I didn't find a question mark. ANSWER ME! NOW!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just another post
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:20:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Mother of God. I want to decapitate your entire family.
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I agree with him for once.
on an unrelated note:
Hi, im gothika and i revenge-spam old posts because im too much of an insecure ignorant cumguzzler not to take things too seriously. p.s. i am teh gay.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mother of God. I want to decapitate your entire family.
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
let me guess from what i gathered from this awesome site you have to write about porn or romance or just down right fucked up to get a rank, right?
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aww you poor baby
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You KNOW things are bad when one of my alters annoys the fuck out of even me
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(Dolls don't count as roommates, assmunch). ohh big words yeah but they also dont count as your fuck buddy either now does it...
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
first, if that was the reason he left me, then none of his bestfriends would be tring to get with me. second no i did not get something gay tattooed, i got a four leaf clover in memory of my grandfather. and finally i didnt come this web stie to try to hook up with any of you computer geeks. -2 for the rest of you as well
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dolls don't count as roommates, assmunch.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 02:47:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck all you mother fuckers. i got my fuckin tattoo go to hell fuck your mothers cause this is one pussy you aint touching
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man... I hope this user sticks around for awhile. Please don't go.
Listen little Susie Stinkfist, if the guy you're in love with is no longer satisfied with your cooze, what makes you think any of us want it?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-12 06:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's the tattoo?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-12 06:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-12 05:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You shouldn't just be banned from ubersite, but the entire internet.
Your just too fucking stupid.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-12 03:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahem. Don't judge, k thanks. -2 die.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-12 02:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my roomate told me that when searching for a lead singer for his band he interveiwed three seperate guys were shit. they all had a song called "just another day"
*chuckles*
just another daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 02:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck all you mother fuckers. i got my fuckin tattoo go to hell fuck your mothers cause this is one pussy you aint touching
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-12 01:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope you get a tatoo of something INCREDIBLY gay. You know....
something really....
YOU.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-11 23:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:28:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
AC Cola is RC Colas nastier, cheaper brother.
Americas Choice Cola
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Back in my poor, and damn near homeless, days when I was still a smoker I would occasionally purchase the brand known simply as "Smokes." I believe them to be the cigarette equivalent of this liquid.
89 cents a pack.
Or Red White and Blue beer. 1.99 a six pack.
The world makes it really easy and cheap for people to fuck themselves up physically, as long as they have no quality standards.
Almost forgot. This post = crap. Please neuter yourself with a dirty and broken beer bottle. That is all.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm typing this on my playstation portable and even I am typing better than you are. I hate you already.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmm... I haven't seen it here in Colorado, except I think at Albertson's. Or course, every supermarker here has it's own "mircobrand" of everything.
From A1 Sauce to Ziplocs, they have cheap ass storebrand knockoffs.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a brand at every major supermarket I've ever been to. They make cheaper versions of every goddammned product, from cereal to soda. I dunno, maybe it's just in NY
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*Albertson's
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't that the stuff that's a storebrand at like, Alberton's?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AC Cola is RC Colas nastier, cheaper brother.
Americas Choice Cola
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And I still drink RC Cola.
They have a Cherry RC Cola that kicks ass.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 21:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just in case this cocker is looking for worst post ever...
I feel dirty doing it...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ungodly good first post! I haven't seen such
fantastic writing quality in years. You must
read a shitload of comic books. . .
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember RC Cola, if that's what you mean Method.
Regarding this post, well, I'm not going to even bother.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You...
Ya just don't get it.
You must be an alter.
Or a really stupid motherfucker.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get "Soy Bomb" tattooed on your chest.
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(I haven't seen a naked women in....well, ever,) well let me help you with this
0<B-<
aww she on her back too
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ohh im sorry but when i let someone borrow my car and im stitting at home for an hour when my room-mate is 900 miles away, i am still a tool. atleast i am out of my mommys and daddys house and at least ican get layed
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why yes, yes I am. I also live in my parents basement, and I have cans of AC Cola and bags of potato chips strewn all over the floor. I haven't seen a naked women in....well, ever, and I have horrid hygiene. The only way I can socialize is through the internet.
Ubersite is my Mecca.
And you're STILL a bigger fucking tool than I am.
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
let me ask you a question.... are you fat?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get tested for teh GHEY AIDS.
then kill yourself regardless.
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the internet showed me my next tattoo and yes there are more pressing issues. the guy i am in love with is probably fucking his bestfriend
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is this one AWESOME online comic called TubGirl, you could read that.
http://www.tubgirl.com
You'll love it.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about gothica
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Everything you ever wanted to know about gothica
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you can't independantly find something to momentarily amuse you in the worldwide repository of information and idiocy that is the internet, then you have much more pressing problems than just being bored.
www.google.co.uk
Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well i know newbes get low scores but i just want to shoot to shit
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone knows that this website: http://www.swmoore.com/stuff.html
is the most entertaining website there is.
Oh, sorry for te -2. I usually don't give them, but could I honestly give it anything else?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm throwing a party tomorrow, you can get an e-invite here - http://www.lemonparty.org