The first night (759 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.85 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Monkey (View user info) at 2006-02-12 02:00:15 EST
She laid her child to bed for the night. Caressing his face she kissed his forehead.
Standing in the door way the whole time watching the woman he fell in love with so long ago. She turns and smiles at him.
They hug and turn toward their child. He kisses her on her forehead.
"Why don't we go to bed since youngin' finally went to sleep?" said Cy
"hhhhmm, or we could not..." She winks at him.
"Honey, I have a headache. I just want to go to bed."Cy complains.
"damn..."
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:20:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-12 06:14:06 (#)
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???????
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-13 23:56:08 EST (#)
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publish this
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-03-13 23:42:02 EST (#)
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I read this backwards and it was more entertaining then reading it forwards.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:18:25 EST (#)
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yep - it happens like that every time
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:20:23 EST (#)
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You need to find better uses for your time.
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-02-12 14:43:57 EST (#)
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he doesn't find you attractive any more.
sucks for you, but we don't care
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-02-12 14:42:53 EST (#)
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I feel like I spent too much time figuring out what the hell this is on about, and not enough time castigating it for being the piece of shit it undoubtably is.
Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2006-02-12 14:42:51 EST (#)
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I believe that I can speak for humanity when I say...
WTF?
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-12 14:39:57 EST (#)
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Who's alter are you?
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-12 14:24:44 EST (#)
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Doesn't deserve a comment.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-02-12 13:39:23 EST (#)
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...What?
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-12 13:16:47 EST (#)
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I think I speak for everyone when I ask, what in the name of holy living fuck was this shitestain on our impeccable website of genui?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-12 06:14:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-02-12 05:33:21 EST (#)
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You suck dick for money, don't you?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-12 02:04:40 EST (#)
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I laid my penis to bed for the night. Caressing it's face she kissed it's crown.
I'm laying in the bathtub the whole time watching the woman I knocked up so long ago. She turns up and smiles at me.
She wants to kiss, but I turn her head to my cock. I slap her on her forehead.
"Why don't we go to bed since you ain't sucking dick for shit in the tub.
"Hhhhmm, or we could not..." She winks at him.
"Honey, I'm gonna have a handache. I just want to slap you across the fuckin jaw. I complain.
"damn..."
"BITCH, BOW DOWN!"