10 Reasons why gay marriage is wrong (1241 hits)
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Submitted by Kurbs <staggman.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-02-12 19:07:52 EST
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. (I, myself, am working up the courage to pop the question to my toaster, she's hot <3)
One of the saddest parts about our society is that these arguments, before the humorous common sense, are the real reasons why people can't accept gay marriages.
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Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-08 15:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay marraige is only an issue when there is such a limited population availible that all viable breeders are essential. Since the world is tres overcrowded... People should be encouraged to be gay :)
Thanks for making a point that anti-gays just can't seem to see.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-08 15:42:03 EDT (#)
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This is funny- I'm sad it is stolen
Submitted by johndoe3303 (user info) at 2006-07-08 15:33:11 EDT (#)
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Amen on that one!! If Being gay is natural why are animals not Homo?? We'd have non existent a million years ago because sex in the grand design to reproduce and men don't have ovaries in their assholes!! +2 +2 +2 +2
Silly faggots dicks are for chicks!!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-30 15:20:14 EDT (#)
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You're just mad I didn't call after I was done turning your hail damaged ass into goo the other night.
...don't be bitter...
I never call back the guys that don't even afford the courtesy of a reach around.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:43:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:11:08 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/78245
This has already been plagiarized here once before on this fucking site, assclown.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-13 12:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is plagiarized fucker
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-13 12:44:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-13 12:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was a shitty parody.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:32:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:23:07 EST (#)
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I wouldn't -2 this normally because it's obviously a parody.
But guess what? You plagarized this!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:13:29 EST (#)
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DIE
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:12:52 EST (#)
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Rofl at all the wankers that posted thinking you were against gay marriages.
Submitted by lossy (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:30:24 EST (#)
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I agree gay marrage is wrong - but a few of your reasons are a bit shit
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-02-13 05:13:14 EST (#)
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you suck , fuck　off
Submitted by badassfreakygangbanga (user info) at 2006-02-13 05:09:22 EST (#)
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You've every bit of the -2 because of your originality.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:35:35 EST (#)
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Hey fuck it, I wouldn't have seen this if you hadn't posted it and I lauged my ass off so +2 to you.
Plus we never know who's posted what over the years, my last post had already been done (WAY better by the way) about 2 months before I posted it.
We all know many many topics have been done over and over, the trick is to add your own interesting spin and creativity to them.
The Bang has Spoken
Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:18:54 EST (#)
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This just gets better each time some idiot copy+paste it... Right?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:53:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:27:21 EST (#)
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Even if you didnt make this up it sucks!
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-02-12 23:04:55 EST (#)
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I don't care if this was plagiarized; I thought it was pretty fuckin' funny.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:44:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:33:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:26:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:28:34 (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:25:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:16:12 EST (#)
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good work coming up with all of your own reasons you retard
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:11:08 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/78245
This has already been plagiarized here once before on this fucking site, assclown.
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:09:41 EST (#)
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Saw it months ago.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-12 21:01:54 EST (#)
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I was going to +2 this because it was semi-funny despite my disagreement with anti-gay marriage advocates, then I saw this:
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:06:58 (#)
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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/about/best/por/102351114.html
Eat a dick homo fagboy.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:28:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:28:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:28:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:27:30 EST (#)
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stop
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:06:58 EST (#)
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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/about/best/por/102351114.html
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:56:59 EST (#)
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I appreciate the sentiment, but I just can't +2 non-original material.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:54:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:37:39 EST (#)
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I say let the gays get married. But then again, I know a lot of gay people so I'd have to go to a lot more weddings. Fuck that, don't let 'em get married. I don't want to have to wear those hideous bridesmaid dresses any more than I have to. I think we should just ban all marriage.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:36:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:29:26 EST (#)
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You have the lowest hits/messages posted ratio ive ever seen.
by my calculations your getting roughly 80ish hits per message posted.
Did you get them confiscated or something?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:12:21 EST (#)
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Sigh.
Yeah yeah yeah.