Bad Jokes (part 1) (767 hits)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (View user info) at 2006-02-13 02:12:20 EST
Jokes that will be hated because they are retarded a series.
A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas. Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start. He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there.
The farmer (named Farmer Mahon) agreed to answer his questions. The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the happiest? Farmer Mahon replied, "One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that lost it." "I can't print that," said the reporter, "Is there another event that made you really happy?" Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, "Yep.
One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin' young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her back to her daddy." Again the reporter knew he couldn't print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Mahon, "Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad?" Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, "Well, I got lost once."
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Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:28:37 EST (#)
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Joke blows. +1 for the text/picture cohesiveness.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:26:51 EST (#)
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Boo-urns.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:21:46 EST (#)
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how many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, but it takes the whole emergancy room to get it out!
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:09:05 EST (#)
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that was quite, erm, retarded, as you said....
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:05:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:51:52 (#)
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Q: How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 7
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bwahahahaha!
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:37:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:19:30 (#)
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GuinnessSince1759 = auto -2
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:01:28 EST (#)
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QUIT YO JIBBA JABBA!!!
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-02-13 05:47:19 EST (#)
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I got lost once ...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:51:52 EST (#)
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Q: How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 7
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:50:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:19:30 EST (#)
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GuinnessSince1759 = auto -2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-02-13 03:04:32 EST (#)
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A good joke:
What do you call a regiment of airborne niggers?
Operation Nightfall
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:56:57 EST (#)
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I can hate it if you want, Guiness
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:44:10 EST (#)
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This post makes baby jesus cry.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:36:36 EST (#)
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No one has begun the hating upon this so I shall go to bed now.