I'm involved in a bitchfight, apparently (685 hits)
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Submitted by crazyaardvark (View user info) at 2006-02-13 04:15:00 EST
Sorry to disappoint you, Ubermenz, but there's no hair-pulling involved. Or mud. Or jelly.
I've always made a point of getting along with the people I work with. It's usually easier to just smile and nod than tell someone you wish they would drink a nice glass of shut-the-hell-up-you-lazy-bitch.
But this chick is different.
I finished my degree last year, so I'm working one of those stop-gap jobs until I decide on some direction that's not "I wanna sell more books than J.K Rowling and buy myself a castle, an island and lots of shoes". I'm currently a slave to retail, selling mobile phones to the unwashed masses of Perth (the Australian one, not the Scottish one. Aye). Now, I'm aware this job doesn't attract the brightest of sparks, so I make allowances. So you don't know how to use possesive apostrophes? That's fine. So you can't add two single digit numbers in your head? That's great, calculators are a fine invention and we have several here...no, not there, over here, where they always are...no, they've always been there. Fuckwit.
Anyway, I'm female, but I don't believe in tits-out selling. At work, I'm there to work. If I wanted to pick up, I would be at a club (or a bookstore - surprisingly good places for picking up). I don't believe that getting a sale out of someone by giggling like a talking Malibu Stacey doll and generally being a complete cocktease is professional, or even ethical. The store owner actually encourages this behaviour, mainly because she calls him "Uncle Nick" and keeps touching his arm and laughing at his jokes.
She has a boyfriend (who she doesn't seem to like very much), but that doesn't stop her. No man is safe. She's been flirting like mad with one of the new guys and the poor bloke has both ethics and a penis and doesn't want to be a home-wrecker, but she's trying her level best and his resolve is weakening. She's been sending him text message about what she would do to him in bed.
She told me she is a virgin. Whatever.
She's also the laziest person I have ever seen. When in our other kiosk store she will spend all day on the phone. When a customer comes, she serves them without even finishing her call and then goes back to her conversation.
Anyway, she confronted me over a comment I made about her wasting time. Just picture a tiny blonde girl wearing tight pants and shirt with green high-heeled shoes (no resemblance to the store uniform. Somehow, she doesn't seem to have to wear it. "Uncle Nick" has never said anything about it) with a hand on her hip saying in a very Springer-esque manner "Why don't you say that to my face?"
So I did. I told her she flirts too much and wastes time. She yelled back some nonsense and stormed off home. Now the fight is on, apparently. All the guys are scared.
Claws out. Bring it on, bitch.
GIS Bitchfight.
User Reviews
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The bitchfight is officially over. No blood was spilled, and the only casualty was the poor guy who had to work between us. We had a mutual apology this morning. Sorry to disappoint once again Uber Menz, but there was no girl-on-girl action then either.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
after you beat her up, take pics of her and post em.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cdoggown (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:18:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats with Mario and Luigi? You sell mobile phones no? Take a pic of the slut, we wanna see!
Submitted by cdoggown (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats with Mario and Luigi? You sell mobile phones no? Take a pic of the slut, we wanna see!
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2006-02-13 12:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Somehow you remind me of Lisa Loeb and that's just disgusting.
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i turn the radio on
i turn the radio up
and this woman was singing my song
lovers in lover and the other runs away
lover is crying cause the other wont stay..
why do i know this.....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone who goes to book stores to pick up is a complete toolbag. Somehow you remind me of Lisa Loeb and that's just disgusting.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-13 05:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if IT will let me look at lesbians, or if the all powerful firewall will crush and ruin me.
Also, I have a quite incredibly painful headache and I believe it has been proven that ejaculation reduces congestion.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only niggers solve their problems with violence.
*hurls bannanas*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm rating this as a 0, because I came here in the expectation of oiled wrestling lesbians fighting over who has been stealing whose underwear. Imagine my disappointment.
Submitted by badassfreakygangbanga (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You go ahead and give it to her. Nothing like two chicks fighting! A bit of "preofessional rivalry" to help it along. I can't be stuffed rating this but I wish you the best and I hope you win.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! Good luck.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You SHOULD settle it by pillow fighting in your underwear. Fuck, if you sold tickets to an event like that, I'd buy a ticket.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-13 04:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
first review snypa!