Valentine's Day Fools! (585 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.22 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mr_T (View user info) at 2006-02-13 06:26:12 EST
Listen up suckahs. Mr T is no stranger to love. Fact is T has spent more time in his van with other folks getting on with some loving than anyone else. 'Cept for that crazy fool Face. Face gets the babes using some damn fool line from Battlestar Gallictica. What that about? Murdoch and Face both love this space shit.
Getting frustrated here. T needs to go toss something.
T's offer to the good folk of Uber.
Tell me your troubles and my mohawked magic will take the pain away. T practice some tough love, so you may need to get yourselfs some vaseline before I go crazy on yo ass!!!
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Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:12:43 EDT (#)
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I like Hulk Hogan. He is fo' shizzle!
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:02:24 EST (#)
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go find u self a hi-yella to play wiff
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:32:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:05:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you live in a Van down by the river?
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I sure do pretty lady.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3007417704059163679&q=mr+t
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this alter sucks
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you live in a Van down by the river?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I never realized until now how much Mr. T looks like Bert. As in Bert from Bert and Ernie.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:04:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
Where is my autographed "Mr T's Commandments" CD?
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Dear Fatmantpk. Your LP should be with you any day now. Why not buy more things from the Mr T fan club to encourage your mailman to deliver them all together? Checks payable to 'I Pity The Fool Enterprises'
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 09:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where is my autographed "Mr T's Commandments" CD?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stale.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll start your uberfools off then.
Murdoch came to me before saying he can't get no girl coz he don't have any game. Man spend so much time in teh clouds he done forgot about how to talk to the little Miss Ts.
I told him to get a haircut like T. Then I died the crazy fool black, then I hung some paper clips round his neck. He then got some crazy girl named Anna to take him out. I dunno were she came from. She was some narcoleptic - least she ketps falling asleep whenever Murdoch gave her a drink or asked her to sniff his hankey. (You kids ALWAYS use a hankey - dig?)
Then I THREW HIS ASS OUT OF THE WINDOW. That'll learn him to not messw ith T!!
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just shut it, you goddamned gimmicky bastard
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:50:34 EST (#)
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Redskylookfake - Mr T made the suit in his garage with a blowtorch and some sheets of corrugated iron.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:43:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:37:34 (#)
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You seem to have Mr. T and BA Baracus confused. One's real, one's a character, you're neither.
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Listen up suckah. Mr T IS BA Baracus. It's juss that I have SO MUCH AWESOME that I have to be diluted through a few characters. Like that Method suckah.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:38:13 EST (#)
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I like your suit Mr T.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:37:34 EST (#)
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You seem to have Mr. T and BA Baracus confused. One's real, one's a character, you're neither.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't you suckahs be shy. Mr T tell you ALL how to get into other people's vans!